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3 minutes ago, Perfect Cell said:

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Tall for Louisiana, short for Oklahoma

I've never been to Oklahoma, but I have been to Louisiana several times, and I agree. People did seem rather short there. 

Posted
Just now, midnight said:

Stand up straight. 

At least that's what disco always tells me.

Tell disco to mind her own goddamn business.

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Posted
1 minute ago, midnight said:

I've never been to Oklahoma, but I have been to Louisiana several times, and I agree. People did seem rather short there. 

OK produces almost 50% of the NFL.....These mothfuckers are big.

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Just now, Greeny said:

Tell disco to mind her own goddamn business.

I would, but I don't want my manhood chopped off while I sleep. I'll say it to myself, and make myself feel like a bad ass.

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Just now, midnight said:

I would, but I don't want my manhood chopped off while I sleep. I'll say it to myself, and make myself feel like a bad ass.

Abusive relationships are no laughing matter.

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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, midnight said:

I've never been to Oklahoma, but I have been to Louisiana several times, and I agree. People did seem rather short there. 

I used to allocate merchandise for Wards.  Got a letter from the Mgr at the Baton Rouge store, with this long-winded story about how the Arcadians came initially from France to Canada, where they got chased out, migrating down the Appalachian Mountain chain and eventually ending up in Louisiana as Cajuns.  The story ended with, "so we're short, squat people like Napoleon - STOP SENDING US TALL & THIN CLOTHES!"

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Our youngest generation in my family is WAYYYY taller than us.

My brother is 6'1...his 17 year old is 6'4 or something. I dunno. Hes all over the internet but i dont feel like googling his stats...but hes huge!

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Our youngest generation in my family is WAYYYY taller than us.

My brother is 6'1...his 17 year old is 6'4 or something. I dunno. Hes all over the internet but i dont feel like googling his stats...but hes huge!

My eldest brother is 6'3" and his son, whom is still in high school, is already 6'4". 

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1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

My eldest brother is 6'3" and his son, whom is still in high school, is already 6'4". 

Yup. Still growing.

It tickles me to see my brother's kids lie all over him and cuddle him like they are still little when they are gigantic in comparison to him. He dont mind and be trying to hold their huge asses in his lap lol

Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

i am shirt i am about 5 ft 6 in  and  i am younger than you i blame the Ritalin

at least you compensate with a monster dong

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I don't know any more. I used to be 5' 7 1/2", but over the past couple of years, I've been told I'm now 5'6" or 5'6 1/2". It's mostly bad posture, though - I'm too young to be actually shrinking but old enough to be well on the way to becoming one of those little old ladies who have their chins firmly embedded in their sternums.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, midnight said:

Whoa.

I know. People are often shocked and dismayed by how small I am. People stare. Sometimes they throw things. Mothers shield their children's eyes as they pass.

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