Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 I'd get rid of seat belts in vehicles. especially in airplanes and horse drawn carriages 2
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 oh yeah that will make things more interesting
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 right. if you're going to jump off a cliff just jump off the motherfucker 1
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Do safety warnings count? If so, the warning on bags of balloons that tells you not to blow balloons up by mouth. Because it dissuades people from using the best (and hottest) inflation method. >.> Edited October 1, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Do safety warnings count? If so, the warning on bags of balloons that tells you not to blow balloons up by mouth. Because it dissuades people from using the best (and hottest) inflation method. >.> yea safety warnings do count. especially on medicine bottles
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Knee pads. Note: I mean for things like roller skating, cycling, etc. If you have a job where you are constantly on your knees, knee pads are perfectly acceptable. Edited October 1, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Knee pads. Note: I mean for things like roller skating, cycling, etc. If you have a job where you are constantly on your knees, knee pads are perfectly acceptable. yeah if you have knee pads on then I will consider you a jerk 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, schmahxgn said: The law. I already don't follow the law 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: yeah get rid of these too.
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I already don't follow the law Doesn't mean it's not there to begin with. We gonna get it by any means, baby, fuck the law. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: Doesn't mean it's not there to begin with. We gonna get it by any means, baby, fuck the law. well that's true. lets get rid of the law it's stupid anyway 1
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Having to get presidential approval to start nuclear war. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: Having to get presidential approval to start nuclear war. I agree. under my plan every household will have a nuclear launch button 1
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Will we get independently targeted warheads with selectable yeild? 😍 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Tengu said: Will we get independently targeted warheads with selectable yeild? 😍 Yes!!! 1
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 I'd say condoms, but my philosophy is now and has always been skin on skin or it don't go in. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I'd say condoms, but my philosophy is now and has always been skin on skin or it don't go in. I never liked condoms either
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Nobody does. Even folks with latex fetishes, and I should know. Edited October 1, 2018 by SwimModSponges
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 so that means not even 'Looners like TrigunBebop likes condoms
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 I don't know, balloons are different than latex. I'm talking skin-tight body suits and whatnot.
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 They've got these vacuum-sealing tables that you lay on and basically han-solo in carbonite yourself with latex. It's pretty cool. 1
bnmjy Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Real talk, censorship on television. Pornography is one thing, but bleeping words? As if any child hasn't heard fuck a million times. 2
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Real talk, censorship on television. Pornography is one thing, but bleeping words? As if any child hasn't heard fuck a million times. fuck yea for real. most kids I know swear themselves
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Quackers said: The ozone we're already on our way to getting rid of that 2
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: ............White privilege. is that even a safety feature? I mean it don't keep minorities very safe
lupin_bebop Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: is that even a safety feature? I mean it don't keep minorities very safe Exactly. 1
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Backup cameras. Turn your ass around and look. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Backup cameras. Turn your ass around and look. I ride around in old cars and I turn around and look just fine 1
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I ride around in old cars and I turn around and look just fine Same. My stepfather has one in his truck. My truck is old af. I would have to get used to a camera. I’ve made it this far without them, I don’t need em.
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: Same. My stepfather has one in his truck. My truck is old af. I would have to get used to a camera. I’ve made it this far without them, I don’t need em. they seem to me to be more of a distraction then a help 1
1938 Packard Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: I'd get rid of seat belts in vehicles. especially in airplanes and horse drawn carriages Fire safe cigarettes. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Fire safe cigarettes. Oh god damn it. how can a lit cigarette be fire safe? whoever thought of the idea needs to grow up ~lights a Newport~ dry ignited tobacco leaves are not fire safe in their very nature
nameraka Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 do not use in shower warnings on hair dryers. you can't figure that one out, we're better off without you. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, nameraka said: do not use in shower warnings on hair dryers. you can't figure that one out, we're better off without you. you'd think the old toaster in the bathtub meme is old enough everyone would figure it out by now 1
GuyBeardmane Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Dammit if I wanna learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder I will. I don't need JR to judge me. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 my cat taught me how to fall off the roof of a building properly
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Dammit if I wanna learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder I will. I don't need JR to judge me. OH MY GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!! 1 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Man I don't mind having seatbelts as an option..but that damn annoying chime sound that doesn't stop until you put the shit on needs to go.
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Meg Donnelly auditions for Zombies. My heart just skipped five beats. 🐺
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Man I don't mind having seatbelts as an option..but that damn annoying chime sound that doesn't stop until you put the shit on needs to go. fuck that beeping it makes me want to smash the dash of the car 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Meg Donnelly auditions for Zombies. My heart just skipped five beats. 🐺 fuck the hell off Zeni at least make your post have SOMETHING to do with the thread topic god damn 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, discolemonade said: safety glass in skyscrapers. there was once a lawyer that had a habit of testing those... guess what happened to him 2
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 yeah the sheet of glass fell out a long with him lol. 1
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