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Write some trifling shit that COULD eventually be a copypasta or emojipasta in this thread and see where your ungodly textual abominations end up. All these gun🔫 cuckz🥒 in our nation🇺🇲 are weak-ass🍑 beta bitches🐩. If you are not able to hunt🦌 and/or defend✋ yourself with a bludgeon🏏 compromised of a 24 oz. Can of refried beans🌯 in a knee sock🧦; how can you be HxC? 😎

Dead... if I'm lucky.

Dogs are just terrific in my book

Japanese-style rice flour confection filled with middle-eastern/Mediterranean baklava filling, topped with more baklava filling, filo dough flakes, and a honey syrup drizzle... AKA Baklava daifuku mochi

Last drank I had was the Aviator Brewing Co. "3 Bones" Kölsch Style Ale Would drink again if presented with one, however I prefer darker beers by nature. This beer has a nice amount of hops, decent flavor, and smooth consitency. 8.93/10

****Eyes light up with joy & enthusiasm**** EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoy all types of coffee and tea, hot or iced. The thing is I prefer my coffee as lightly roasted as possible, as the lighter roasts have more caffeine than the darker ones since heat denatures the stimulant potency of caffeine. I also only do coffee more for a jittery blitzkrieg caffeine over dose to get through my busy day, but when I chill and relax (chillax), I enjoy a nice hot cup of fresh steeped loose tea. Though in the hotter summer months I do some tea variants iced, eg. Lapsang Souchong, a Chinese black tea roasted over pine wood for a nice smokey flavor and aroma with a splash of 2% milk and some turbinado cane sugar. Iced green teas are also excellent in the dog days of summer.

I AM HERE!!!!! WHO HATH SUMMONED ME?!?!?!?!?

Bruh.

Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.

LOL, he named the rabbit "Bloodfart". Though, I did change my dog Shyre's last name to McChilibiscuit at the vet's office because they required his last name. I get it.

Y'all muthafukahz are thirstier than salmon in a vast arid desert.

****Is rendered 100% deaf by the screams in my internal monologue****