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About schmahxgn

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    Chevalier Noir D'Cuisine
  • Birthday 12/29/88

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  1. Write some trifling shit that COULD eventually be a copypasta or emojipasta in this thread and see where your ungodly textual abominations end up. All these gun🔫 cuckz🥒 in our nation🇺🇲 are weak-ass🍑 beta bitches🐩. If you are not able to hunt🦌 and/or defend✋ yourself with a bludgeon🏏 compromised of a 24 oz. Can of refried beans🌯 in a knee sock🧦; how can you be HxC? 😎
  2. "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"

    Dead... if I'm lucky.
  3. What Youtube video are you watching?

  4. Dogs are just terrific in my book
  5. what is your favorite cereal?

  6. Pics of Desserts You've Decorated

    Japanese-style rice flour confection filled with middle-eastern/Mediterranean baklava filling, topped with more baklava filling, filo dough flakes, and a honey syrup drizzle... AKA Baklava daifuku mochi
  7. Eternal "What Are You Drinking" Thread.

    Last drank I had was the Aviator Brewing Co. "3 Bones" Kölsch Style Ale Would drink again if presented with one, however I prefer darker beers by nature. This beer has a nice amount of hops, decent flavor, and smooth consitency. 8.93/10
  8. A beer that might be of interest to us

    ****Eyes light up with joy & enthusiasm**** EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Coffee, Tea, Both, Or Neither?

    I enjoy all types of coffee and tea, hot or iced. The thing is I prefer my coffee as lightly roasted as possible, as the lighter roasts have more caffeine than the darker ones since heat denatures the stimulant potency of caffeine. I also only do coffee more for a jittery blitzkrieg caffeine over dose to get through my busy day, but when I chill and relax (chillax), I enjoy a nice hot cup of fresh steeped loose tea. Though in the hotter summer months I do some tea variants iced, eg. Lapsang Souchong, a Chinese black tea roasted over pine wood for a nice smokey flavor and aroma with a splash of 2% milk and some turbinado cane sugar. Iced green teas are also excellent in the dog days of summer.
  10. I AM HERE!!!!! WHO HATH SUMMONED ME?!?!?!?!?
  11. Because I fucking can?

  12. Anybody wanna kill me?

    Real talk, man. Seeking out a bloody end has it's appeal in the darkest of our days. Keep this in mind, I will not insist or even suggest you find happiness or snap into a stable emotional state, but I will say this; instead of thinking of ways to die do your best to find an excuse to continue for another day/hour/minute. That's how I cope with my subtle, lingering, nihilistic death wish. Either way, this thread may be moved to DF, but I figure there's no harm in throwing in my two cents. I won't tell you not to die, but I will suggest that for your own sake, that you continue to live. Just find some person, be they family, friend, S.O., or crisis line to vent. Sometimes a death wish is merely pent up frustration coming to a boil.
  13. Blood Fart has survived the last 4 Nadoes

    LOL, he named the rabbit "Bloodfart". Though, I did change my dog Shyre's last name to McChilibiscuit at the vet's office because they required his last name. I get it.
  14. On this Memorial Day, remember

    Y'all muthafukahz are thirstier than salmon in a vast arid desert.
  15. Are your knuckles the knees of your fingers?

    ****Is rendered 100% deaf by the screams in my internal monologue****