Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I'd get rid of seat belts in vehicles. especially in airplanes and horse drawn carriages 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 GFCI switches. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 oh yeah that will make things more interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Bungee jumping is for hipsters. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 right. if you're going to jump off a cliff just jump off the motherfucker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Do safety warnings count? If so, the warning on bags of balloons that tells you not to blow balloons up by mouth. Because it dissuades people from using the best (and hottest) inflation method. >.> Edited October 1, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Do safety warnings count? If so, the warning on bags of balloons that tells you not to blow balloons up by mouth. Because it dissuades people from using the best (and hottest) inflation method. >.> yea safety warnings do count. especially on medicine bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Knee pads. Note: I mean for things like roller skating, cycling, etc. If you have a job where you are constantly on your knees, knee pads are perfectly acceptable. Edited October 1, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Knee pads. Note: I mean for things like roller skating, cycling, etc. If you have a job where you are constantly on your knees, knee pads are perfectly acceptable. yeah if you have knee pads on then I will consider you a jerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 The law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, schmahxgn said: The law. I already don't follow the law 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: yeah get rid of these too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I already don't follow the law Doesn't mean it's not there to begin with. We gonna get it by any means, baby, fuck the law. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: Doesn't mean it's not there to begin with. We gonna get it by any means, baby, fuck the law. well that's true. lets get rid of the law it's stupid anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Having to get presidential approval to start nuclear war. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: Having to get presidential approval to start nuclear war. I agree. under my plan every household will have a nuclear launch button 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Will we get independently targeted warheads with selectable yeild? 😍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Tengu said: Will we get independently targeted warheads with selectable yeild? 😍 Yes!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I'd say condoms, but my philosophy is now and has always been skin on skin or it don't go in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I'd say condoms, but my philosophy is now and has always been skin on skin or it don't go in. I never liked condoms either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Nobody does. Even folks with latex fetishes, and I should know. Edited October 1, 2018 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 so that means not even 'Looners like TrigunBebop likes condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I don't know, balloons are different than latex. I'm talking skin-tight body suits and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 They've got these vacuum-sealing tables that you lay on and basically han-solo in carbonite yourself with latex. It's pretty cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 oh okay. that sounds neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Real talk, censorship on television. Pornography is one thing, but bleeping words? As if any child hasn't heard fuck a million times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Real talk, censorship on television. Pornography is one thing, but bleeping words? As if any child hasn't heard fuck a million times. fuck yea for real. most kids I know swear themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Quackers said: The ozone we're already on our way to getting rid of that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 ............White privilege. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: ............White privilege. is that even a safety feature? I mean it don't keep minorities very safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: is that even a safety feature? I mean it don't keep minorities very safe Exactly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Backup cameras. Turn your ass around and look. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Backup cameras. Turn your ass around and look. I ride around in old cars and I turn around and look just fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I ride around in old cars and I turn around and look just fine Same. My stepfather has one in his truck. My truck is old af. I would have to get used to a camera. I’ve made it this far without them, I don’t need em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: Same. My stepfather has one in his truck. My truck is old af. I would have to get used to a camera. I’ve made it this far without them, I don’t need em. they seem to me to be more of a distraction then a help 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: I'd get rid of seat belts in vehicles. especially in airplanes and horse drawn carriages Fire safe cigarettes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Fire safe cigarettes. Oh god damn it. how can a lit cigarette be fire safe? whoever thought of the idea needs to grow up ~lights a Newport~ dry ignited tobacco leaves are not fire safe in their very nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 do not use in shower warnings on hair dryers. you can't figure that one out, we're better off without you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, nameraka said: do not use in shower warnings on hair dryers. you can't figure that one out, we're better off without you. you'd think the old toaster in the bathtub meme is old enough everyone would figure it out by now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Dammit if I wanna learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder I will. I don't need JR to judge me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 my cat taught me how to fall off the roof of a building properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Dammit if I wanna learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder I will. I don't need JR to judge me. OH MY GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Man I don't mind having seatbelts as an option..but that damn annoying chime sound that doesn't stop until you put the shit on needs to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Meg Donnelly auditions for Zombies. My heart just skipped five beats. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Man I don't mind having seatbelts as an option..but that damn annoying chime sound that doesn't stop until you put the shit on needs to go. fuck that beeping it makes me want to smash the dash of the car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Meg Donnelly auditions for Zombies. My heart just skipped five beats. 🐺 fuck the hell off Zeni at least make your post have SOMETHING to do with the thread topic god damn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 safety glass in skyscrapers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, discolemonade said: safety glass in skyscrapers. there was once a lawyer that had a habit of testing those... guess what happened to him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 yeah the sheet of glass fell out a long with him lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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