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Just now, Vin_Tybul said:

It looks like a penis. A slightly above average one, but a penis just the same.

No shit it looks like a penis. It’s a penis. DESCRIBE IT. What way does it bend? What does it smell like? Is the forest around it well scaped? Fucking try.

Posted
5 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

No shit it looks like a penis. It’s a penis. DESCRIBE IT. What way does it bend? What does it smell like? Is the forest around it well scaped? Fucking try.

It bends to the left a tiny bit, smells nice and clean because I just showered, and yeah, the lawn is trimmed. Better?

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Posted
Just now, Vin_Tybul said:

It bends to the left a tiny bit, smells nice and clean because I just showered, and yeah, the lawn is trimmed. Better?

Slightly, but would it kill you to show some goddamn enthusiasm and initiative next time?

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Mine has no curve to it,. Erect it stands stern and slightly pointed upwards, its shiny battle helmet ready to dive head first into the messiest action. It's so angry all of its veins throb up its thick shaft, and it's so stiff it is begging for a massage.

Posted (edited)

Mine doesn't even fit in text messages. I get that SMS exceeds data or whatever thing. Sorry, I really just wanted to be born with a normal one, not one that could satisfy a blue whale and make the legal age teenage women crave me. 😐

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Mine doesn't even fit in text messages. I get that SMS exceeds data or whatever thing. Sorry, I really just wanted to be born with a normal one, not one that could satisfy a blue whale and make the legal age teenage women crave me. 😐

I bet my girlfriend has a bigger dick than you.

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Posted
1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

He tagged you so that you’d look under the spoiler tag

@Misaka is a real dick sometimes 

Well, his plan worked. I clicked it, and am now typing this with soap in my eyes. 😂

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Posted
4 minutes ago, midnight said:

Well, his plan worked. I clicked it, and am now typing this with soap in my eyes. 😂

Spoiler tags are just too enticing to resist. I’ve definitely learned my lesson though  for the next 20 min or w/e 😆

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Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Please don't use the d word, Pooh. 😕

*kicks you back down the basement stairs*

please stop leaving your hole w/o permission, Zeni 🙃

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Length: 8 2/3 inches

Circumference: 2 1/2 inches at widest point- midsection, slightly more thin at base

Distinguishing features: circumcised, no bend or curve, slight scarring just beneath head on right side, large vein running along bottom

Posted
10 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Text only though.

My dick is very slightly curved upwards towards the belly button with a small little not raised mole spot on it. Probably cancer. 

 

Your turn.

the amount of characters allowed a single post could never be enough to describe the sheer magnitude and glory that is my flaccid member. 

and sadly, the world (and its internet) are not ready for the wonder and awe that is my blood filled erect organ. one day? of this i am sure. but not now.....

Posted
11 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Text only though.

My dick is very slightly curved upwards towards the belly button with a small little not raised mole spot on it. Probably cancer. 

 

Your turn.

My Dicks makes some bombass burgers and shakes in the greater Seattle area.

Posted
2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Guess ill take my fat michelin self with my gross diseased pussy and....have sex with young sexy military studs...woe is me...i is so sad..😭

cool why dont you take it to someone who fucking cares too

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14 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Guess ill take my fat michelin self with my gross diseased pussy and....have sex with young sexy military studs...woe is me...i is so sad..😭

 

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Their heads are clearly fucked up from war.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Ew, did you see it before it got removed....Looked like she shaves with crisco and a spork

I saw it. I know now not to trust bwhatever with his fuckery. It looks gross, though. I’m not sure what the men think that fuck that. If i were a guy, I might reevaluate my priorities before sticking my dick in that. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Guess ill take my fat michelin self with my gross diseased pussy and....have sex with young sexy military studs...woe is me...i is so sad..😭

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

He tagged you so that you’d look under the spoiler tag

@Misaka is a real dick sometimes 

you know that was unintentional on tagging him 

7 tabs open on a tablet and the thing decides to freeze and lock the delete button so the rest you know 

 

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