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Mine doesn't even fit in text messages. I get that SMS exceeds data or whatever thing. Sorry, I really just wanted to be born with a normal one, not one that could satisfy a blue whale and make the legal age teenage women crave me. 😐

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Mine doesn't even fit in text messages. I get that SMS exceeds data or whatever thing. Sorry, I really just wanted to be born with a normal one, not one that could satisfy a blue whale and make the legal age teenage women crave me. 😐

I bet my girlfriend has a bigger dick than you.

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10 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Text only though.

My dick is very slightly curved upwards towards the belly button with a small little not raised mole spot on it. Probably cancer. 

 

Your turn.

the amount of characters allowed a single post could never be enough to describe the sheer magnitude and glory that is my flaccid member. 

and sadly, the world (and its internet) are not ready for the wonder and awe that is my blood filled erect organ. one day? of this i am sure. but not now.....

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11 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

Text only though.

My dick is very slightly curved upwards towards the belly button with a small little not raised mole spot on it. Probably cancer. 

 

Your turn.

My Dicks makes some bombass burgers and shakes in the greater Seattle area.

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7 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Ew, did you see it before it got removed....Looked like she shaves with crisco and a spork

I saw it. I know now not to trust bwhatever with his fuckery. It looks gross, though. I’m not sure what the men think that fuck that. If i were a guy, I might reevaluate my priorities before sticking my dick in that. 

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4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

He tagged you so that you’d look under the spoiler tag

@Misaka is a real dick sometimes 

you know that was unintentional on tagging him 

7 tabs open on a tablet and the thing decides to freeze and lock the delete button so the rest you know 

 

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