Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) In 6th grade, I wrote down I wanted to be a sniper... The guidance counselor asked me to clarify if I meant military sharpshooter, and I said "assassin". It was all down hill from there.... I blame Antonio Banderas and Sylvester Stallone. Edited August 1, 2018 by Clu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Draw Mangu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: Draw Mangu Go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: alive Live to beat the odds, kiddo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Never had any plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Never had any plans Alphas don't need a plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Clu said: In 6th grade, I wrote down I wanted to be a sniper... The guidance counselor asked me to clarify if I meant military sharpshooter, and I said "assassin". It was all down hill from there.... I blame Antonio Banderas and Sylvester Stallone. singer. like a pop star. you could still become an assassin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, Poof said: singer. like a pop star. you could still become an assassin That's true... You could be like my back ops agent... The big dick sexy voice that lines up all of the logistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowjoke Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wanted to be an architect. I saw an episode of the Brady Bunch and the Dad was working on blueprints and I don’t know why, but I thought it was so cool. Anyway, I’m an engineer so close enough I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wanted to be a cartoonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Archeologist / Egyptologist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Archeologist / Egyptologist How's that going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 join the military Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Clu said: How's that going? Getting there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, ghostrek said: join the military Ahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Movie director/musician. I still have some time and I'm still trying but the future is looking bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, ghostrek said: join the military You could still do that.... No still at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wanted to be an author. I have some great scifi ideas, but I'm too lazy to execute them. Plus, my writing skills could use improvement. I was reading novel stats, and over ninety percent of novels never make a profit anyway. Maybe one day, I'll self-publish a shitty kindle book, just for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I wanted to be an author. I have some great scifi ideas, but I'm too lazy to execute them. Plus, my writing skills could use improvement. I was reading novel stats, and over ninety percent of novels never make a profit anyway. Maybe one day, I'll self-publish a shitty kindle book, just for fun. You'd be up against sponges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 An astronaut or an aerospace engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, CAC said: Happy. See? That would have been a helluva Hallmark moment as a child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: Go to work. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 28 minutes ago, Clu said: See? That would have been a helluva Hallmark moment as a child I'm still working on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A paleontologist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: A prostitute. Trick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Author, archeologist, architect, neuroscientist, forest/park ranger, all at different times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Clu said: Alphas don't need a plan. Alphas are the plan. 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Alphas are the plan. 💪 Alphas are 👊👊👊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A Power Ranger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, garbagepailcat said: A Power Ranger Probably the white one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A creator of Jurassic Parks. And now i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Depending on how old I was... Paleontologist Doctor Video game tester Rock star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I was hoping to be dead, actually. Watching my grandfather die of brain cancer when I was 10 and seeing what my mom went though while having to change his adult diapers was really formative for me. I always hoped a meteor would explode me before I got to that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 The exact opposite of what I am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, enad said: I was hoping to be dead, actually. Watching my grandfather die of brain cancer when I was 10 and seeing what my mom went though while having to change his adult diapers was really formative for me. I always hoped a meteor would explode me before I got to that point. I never took you as an optimist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, naraku360 said: The exact opposite of what I am. Just start doing the opposite of everything you've been doing .. duh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, Clu said: I never took you as an optimist. I say "hope" knowing that most hope is in vain. Still I'd like to go to hell before it's indistinguishable from arts and crafts time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 as a toddler i wanted to be a hockey goalie and then drive the perimeter train at the magic kingdom, and as a young teen i wanted to make video games senior year of high school i had no idea what i wanted to do but kind of thought i would go into education and be a history teacher, but my path in college didn't go in that direction so i ended up going to law school at one point i thought maybe i could do politics, but there are too many character/personality requirements to being a politician that have absolutely nothing to do with lawmaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, Admin_Raptorpat said: as a toddler i wanted to be a hockey goalie and then drive the perimeter train at the magic kingdom, and as a young teen i wanted to make video games senior year of high school i had no idea what i wanted to do but kind of thought i would go into education and be a history teacher, but my path in college didn't go in that direction so i ended up going to law school at one point i thought maybe i could do politics, but there are too many character/personality requirements to being a politician that have absolutely nothing to do with lawmaking I was thinking of this the other day.... No way my past would let me in public spotlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 You have to become a celebrity first. Then the trail of torn labias in your wake no longer matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, enad said: You have to become a celebrity first. Then the trail of torn labias in your wake no longer matters. This is like order of operations... But for sexy time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I'm of the mind legal counsel does all the actual lawmaking, except the politician gets all the credit every once in a while you find a politician interested in the details, but that's few and far between Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 The first thing was phlebotomist. Since I was like 5 I assume I asked a random person at a doctor's office what their job is and thought it sounded cool. Paleontologist. Used to love dinosaurs, don't remember anything about all the stuff I had memorized about them. Had a few random things I thought were cool (surgeon, chef, medical researcher) and would sort of learn about how to become one like I could compare the training and stuff, but stopped thinking about it in any significant way by the time I was like 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: I'm of the mind legal counsel does all the actual lawmaking, except the politician gets all the credit every once in a while you find a politician interested in the details, but that's few and far between Yeah the elected rep is basically the animal mascot for the ball team that's assembled around them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A pro wrestler, a preacher, the president, back to wrestler, an astronaut, a paleontologist, a pro wrestler again, an actor, a singer, a pro wrestler, just rich, a cartoonist, a comic artist, a video game designer, a writer, and then a pro wrestler. Now that I am grown up, I'd like to be either not bankrupt or dead, a masseuse, or a pro wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, enad said: You have to become a celebrity first. Then the trail of torn labias in your wake no longer matters. you don't have to be a celebrity. u can have money instead of fame. and vice versa. but u must have one or the other bc those are the 2 things we worship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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