Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that. 1 1
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:20 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said: You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that. Expand duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him 3 6
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Go for it Ghost. Have fun and enjoy meeting new people, if you meet the one then awesome, if not you can still meet new people and make new friends.
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:28 AM, Ginguy said: Go for it Ghost. Have fun and enjoy meeting new people, if you meet the one then awesome, if not you can still meet new people and make new friends. Expand ok
stilgar Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:19 AM, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Expand Let him hook you up ghostrek. Just don't lead with the fact you have a giant penis. 1
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 10 seconds to impregnation, 9 months gestation, Kagome is born. holy shit 1
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:33 AM, bnmjy said: 10 seconds to impregnation, 9 months gestation, Kagome is born. holy shit Expand i not naming my kid kagome 1
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:36 AM, ghostrek said: i not naming my kid kagome Expand what??? 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:24 AM, ghostrek said: duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him Expand Careful now... *approaches ghostrek*
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:47 AM, Zenigundam said: Careful now... *approaches ghostrek* Expand wow *ghostrek hits zenigundam* 5 3
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 2:00 AM, ghostrek said: wow *ghostrek hits zenigundam* Expand Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN 1
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 this thread is everything and nothing i've ever wanted in life 2
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 2:17 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said: Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN Expand ghostrek is the true alpha male confirmed.
AnimationFan14 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 2:17 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said: Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN Expand 1
StarPanda Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:24 AM, ghostrek said: duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him Expand Rekt
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 dont mention anything about star trek unless she a trekkie herself. other than that you should be good.
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:39 AM, Distortedreasoning said: dont mention anything about star trek unless she a trekkie herself. other than that you should be good. Expand Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:46 AM, Sandstone said: Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. Expand Dude, this is why you're single...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:46 AM, Sandstone said: Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. Expand if he can say it cleanly and being serious it might just work. 1
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:47 AM, Zenigundam said: Dude, this is why you're single... Expand Oh really? What is your excuse then?
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) On 6/19/2018 at 3:50 AM, Distortedreasoning said: if he can say it cleanly and being serious it might just work. Expand Some people like overtly cheesy sexual comedy. But I wasn't being serious lol. He'd most likely get slapped faster than warp 9. Edited June 19, 2018 by Sandstone
lupin_bebop Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Of course it won't. You have to know English, first. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:51 AM, Sandstone said: Oh really? What is your excuse then? Expand I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:53 AM, Zenigundam said: I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️ Expand No, you don't. 1 1
Still Me Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) On 6/19/2018 at 1:19 AM, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Expand Trying to get hook me with girls? The fuck language is that? I mean come on...yoda wasn’t even this bad Edited June 19, 2018 by Still Me
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:52 AM, Sandstone said: Some people like overtly cheesy sexual comedy. But I wasn't being serious lol. He'd most likely get slapped faster than warp 9. Expand true. but i'd take the gamble if i were him.
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:55 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said: No, you don't. Expand I definitely do, but I don't have social media, so my flings go under the radar. 🤰
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:56 AM, Distortedreasoning said: true. but i'd take the gamble if i were him. Expand The things we do for the sweet embrace of love...
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:57 AM, Sandstone said: The things we do for the sweet embrace of love... Expand Could you please stop talking like a 19th century poet! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:57 AM, Zenigundam said: I definitely do, but I don't have social media, so my flings go under the radar. 🤰 Expand You're a delusional fuckboi.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:58 AM, Sandstone said: You're a delusional fuckboi. Expand To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not. 1 1
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:58 AM, Zenigundam said: Could you please stop talking like a 19th century poet! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Expand Could you stop being a neanderthal beta male?
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:59 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said: To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not. Expand I'm sure if he were in the right circumstances he would have many a daddy suitor.
lupin_bebop Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 3:53 AM, Zenigundam said: I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️ Expand There is LITERALLY not a single word in this that is true. Period. 1 1
molarbear Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:19 AM, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Expand hopefully they're better than my friend he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me
Neko Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:19 AM, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Expand Prolly won't. Prolly will. You haven't tried. But I know that type also ^
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 What you need to do as soon as the opportunity presents itself is hold her mouth open and fuck it roughly until she starts coughing up blood. When she stops breathing you're finished.
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 8:17 AM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: What you need to do as soon as the opportunity presents itself is hold her mouth open and fuck it roughly until she starts coughing up blood. When she stops breathing you're finished. Expand dude thats darked
CAC Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Lolz the beginning of this thread made my morning. The rest was shit.
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 1:36 AM, ghostrek said: i not naming my kid kagome Expand What about Godzilla?
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 2:56 PM, naraku360 said: What about Godzilla? Expand no
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 2:39 PM, ghostrek said: dude thats darked Expand Slay them with your giant horse cock, slay them all.
enad Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 If you tear her in half the gentlemanly thing to do is at least buy her a zipper.
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 5:26 PM, ghostrek said: no Expand Not even as a middle name?
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