Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that. 1 1
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that. duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him 3 6
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Go for it Ghost. Have fun and enjoy meeting new people, if you meet the one then awesome, if not you can still meet new people and make new friends.
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Go for it Ghost. Have fun and enjoy meeting new people, if you meet the one then awesome, if not you can still meet new people and make new friends. ok
stilgar Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Let him hook you up ghostrek. Just don't lead with the fact you have a giant penis. 1
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 10 seconds to impregnation, 9 months gestation, Kagome is born. holy shit 1
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: 10 seconds to impregnation, 9 months gestation, Kagome is born. holy shit i not naming my kid kagome 1
bnmjy Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, ghostrek said: i not naming my kid kagome what??? 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 22 minutes ago, ghostrek said: duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him Careful now... *approaches ghostrek*
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Careful now... *approaches ghostrek* wow *ghostrek hits zenigundam* 5 3
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, ghostrek said: wow *ghostrek hits zenigundam* Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN 1
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 this thread is everything and nothing i've ever wanted in life 2
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN ghostrek is the true alpha male confirmed.
AnimationFan14 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN 1
StarPanda Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: duh fucking mannequin has the better chance than him Rekt
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 dont mention anything about star trek unless she a trekkie herself. other than that you should be good.
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: dont mention anything about star trek unless she a trekkie herself. other than that you should be good. Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. Dude, this is why you're single...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine. if he can say it cleanly and being serious it might just work. 1
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, this is why you're single... Oh really? What is your excuse then?
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: if he can say it cleanly and being serious it might just work. Some people like overtly cheesy sexual comedy. But I wasn't being serious lol. He'd most likely get slapped faster than warp 9. Edited June 19, 2018 by Sandstone
lupin_bebop Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Of course it won't. You have to know English, first. 1
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Oh really? What is your excuse then? I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️ No, you don't. 1 1
Still Me Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Trying to get hook me with girls? The fuck language is that? I mean come on...yoda wasn’t even this bad Edited June 19, 2018 by Still Me
Distortedreasoning Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Some people like overtly cheesy sexual comedy. But I wasn't being serious lol. He'd most likely get slapped faster than warp 9. true. but i'd take the gamble if i were him.
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: No, you don't. I definitely do, but I don't have social media, so my flings go under the radar. 🤰
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: true. but i'd take the gamble if i were him. The things we do for the sweet embrace of love...
Zenigundam Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: The things we do for the sweet embrace of love... Could you please stop talking like a 19th century poet! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I definitely do, but I don't have social media, so my flings go under the radar. 🤰 You're a delusional fuckboi.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: You're a delusional fuckboi. To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not. 1 1
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Could you please stop talking like a 19th century poet! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Could you stop being a neanderthal beta male?
Sandstone Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not. I'm sure if he were in the right circumstances he would have many a daddy suitor.
lupin_bebop Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️♂️ There is LITERALLY not a single word in this that is true. Period. 1 1
molarbear Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out hopefully they're better than my friend he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me
Neko Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: I don't if going to work out Prolly won't. Prolly will. You haven't tried. But I know that type also ^
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 What you need to do as soon as the opportunity presents itself is hold her mouth open and fuck it roughly until she starts coughing up blood. When she stops breathing you're finished.
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 6 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: What you need to do as soon as the opportunity presents itself is hold her mouth open and fuck it roughly until she starts coughing up blood. When she stops breathing you're finished. dude thats darked
CAC Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 Lolz the beginning of this thread made my morning. The rest was shit.
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 13 hours ago, ghostrek said: i not naming my kid kagome What about Godzilla?
ghostrek Posted June 19, 2018 Author Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, naraku360 said: What about Godzilla? no
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: dude thats darked Slay them with your giant horse cock, slay them all.
enad Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 If you tear her in half the gentlemanly thing to do is at least buy her a zipper.
naraku360 Posted June 19, 2018 Posted June 19, 2018 31 minutes ago, ghostrek said: no Not even as a middle name?
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