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i have friends trying to get hook me with girls


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3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

dont mention anything about star trek unless she a trekkie herself.

other than that you should be good. 

Disagree 100%, he should lead with telling her he would like permission to dock his Enterprise-D in her Deep Space Nine.

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2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

if he can say it cleanly and being serious it might just work. 

Some people like overtly cheesy sexual comedy. But I wasn't being serious lol. He'd most likely get slapped faster than warp 9.

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Just now, Sandstone said:

Oh really? What is your excuse then?

I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️‍♂️

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13 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I usually have flings with 10/10 rated cuties... aged 18-19... so there's no need for excuses, I'm just living my life since I'm young, powerful, and making alpha moves every day! 💪🍟💏🏋️‍♂️

There is LITERALLY not a single word in this that is true. Period.

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3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I don't if going to work out

hopefully they're better than my friend

he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me

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6 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

What you need to do as soon as the opportunity presents itself is hold her mouth open and fuck it roughly until she starts coughing up blood. When she stops breathing you're finished.

dude   thats  darked

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