stilgar Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I wanna be the guy who gets bit but doesn't tell anyone because he hates them all. 1
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I'd drift around and avoid populated areas. I'd be thinkin about those beans. I'd raid houses for cans of beans.
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I'd be the guy that planned for it for years and kind of looked forward to it but then ended up in that worst case scenario where the zombies were the fast ones and I'd get caught and eaten on like day 2
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I want to be Gygax, the twenty-seventh level warrior mage with a plus 18 soul sucking sword 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, molarbear said: I'd be the guy that planned for it for years and kind of looked forward to it but then ended up in that worst case scenario where the zombies were the fast ones and I'd get caught and eaten on like day 2 hey, we can die together....the names Gygax, I got beer and a plus 18 soul sucking sword that doubles as a bottle opener...wanna be zombie apocalypse buddies
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mix said: hey, we can die together....the names Gygax, I got beer and a plus 18 soul sucking sword that doubles as a bottle opener...wanna be zombie apocalypse buddies 2
NaBarney Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Lone wolf nomad/general coward. Might eventually construct a permanent secret hideout and spend my time filling it with cool relics from the dead civilization, if I level up enough after surviving years of stealthy traveling and foraging. If I was on the walking dead I would be a nameless grunt in that artsy scavenger society 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, molarbear said: ok, now before we do anything..............we gotta secure the last of the world's twinkies 1 1
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: ok, now before we do anything..............we gotta secure the last of the world's twinkies There's a youtube video from a famous chef on how to make homemade twinkies back in the dark ages when they were discontinued for a couple months. Download it to your phone now.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: Open ended question. No rules. Well, I can work on any car, I am a carpenter, I can build, I can fix appliances, I am innovative, I can work on guns, I can shoot guns, I can butcher animals, I can manage people, I can be assertive, I am good in bed, and i give a shit when need be. You tell me. 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, molarbear said: There's a youtube video from a famous chef on how to make homemade twinkies back in the dark ages when they were discontinued for a couple months. Download it to your phone now. done and done....alright we're all set for the couple of weeks of survival before we are overrun, you shoot yourself to keep from being turned, and I chicken out and become a zombie...
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Mix said: done and done....alright we're all set for the couple of weeks of survival before we are overrun, you shoot yourself to keep from being turned, and I chicken out and become a zombie... I've seen the end of "The Mist" that scenario is not happening
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Scrapple The Rogue: Lvl 1 said: Well, I can work on any car, I am a carpenter, I can build, I can fix appliances, I am innovative, I can work on guns, I can shoot guns, I can butcher animals, I can manage people, I can be assertive, I am good in bed, and i give a shit when need be. You tell me. ok, I'll tell ya.... is used as blood bag by the Imortan Darbyboy whose war boys loot his house for guns, ammo, freshly butchered meat, fixed appliances, and innovative carpentry.... 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, molarbear said: I've seen the end of "The Mist" that scenario is not happening I.....thought that guy was gonna get mauled somethin' fierce.......it was way worse
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I'd shrug and go to work anyway. do you live in New York....this seems very New York....
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I like the angle they played on fear where it showed a bunch of people taking to the seas, and having to loot each others ships to survive..though I'm not much of a sailor. 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I like the angle they played on fear where it showed a bunch of people taking to the seas, and having to loot each others ships to survive..though I'm not much of a sailor. ooh, that's a movie? sounds awesome....like water world, but good
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 http://www.amc.com/shows/fear-the-walking-dead
naraku360 Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mix said: do you live in New York....this seems very New York.... If by "do you live in New York" you mean "are you dead inside," then yes, I do. 1
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mix said: I.....thought that guy was gonna get mauled somethin' fierce.......it was way worse Right? So if I get bit you allow me to turn so I can get a HEAT round from a fucking tank right in the face and die with some dignity
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: http://www.amc.com/shows/fear-the-walking-dead oh, that.....look I didn't watch the original and i'm sure as shit not watching the spin-off... why, too many people told me I should......too many
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, naraku360 said: If by "do you live in New York" you mean "are you dead inside," then yes, I do. funny enough, I did kinda mean that 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, molarbear said: Right? So if I get bit you allow me to turn so I can get a HEAT round from a fucking tank right in the face and die with some dignity uh huh....or....now hear me out on this
NSAID Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 About a dozen years ago I read a zombie apocalypse AU fanfic, and I remember the author had a character who was driven insane(?) by the fact that the female protagonist was destined to be with the male protagonist instead of her, and so decided to throw herself off the roof of the abandoned mall they were using as a bunker. Which stirred up some heat from the zombies (at the time it was very emotionally taxing, but I think it really kept everyone together in the end). I'd be like a minor character that died during that surge in zombie interest, mostly for convenience, since the author forgot what their intentions were when they introduced my character. 1
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: uh huh....or....now hear me out on this If we're going there 1
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, molarbear said: If we're going there that's not zombie themed....but I just realized I may not need to worry 1
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 The guy in "the walking dead" who his people with bats
Chapinator_X Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Probably holed up in a house or office building with some dry food and weapons.
SwimModSponges Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: the asshole The asshole who hasnt read my fanfictions? Anyways, id be the guy who isnt concerned because dead people arent the most sturdy things. Justlive life as normal, if a dead dude walks up to me id probably jist find a stick and take it out at the knees. Depending on the state of decay, its either not getting up again or not getting up again and also half stumps.
NaBarney Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: The asshole who hasnt read my fanfictions? Anyways, id be the guy who isnt concerned because dead people arent the most sturdy things. Justlive life as normal, if a dead dude walks up to me id probably jist find a stick and take it out at the knees. Depending on the state of decay, its either not getting up again or not getting up again and also half stumps. There would constantly be fresh dead tho that are strong af not rotting and anyway other humans is the biggest threat Which is why u should travel alone and move slowly, creeping and crawling in caves and sliding under leaves like a slug until you find a place you're sure no one will ever come across or fuck with and stay there, eating lichens That is how we will preserve humanity. Edited January 21, 2018 by Nabloom 1 1
GunStarHero Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Realistically, I'd try and secure supplies and my medication from a pharmacy. If that succeeded, I'd go hold it down at a Toys R Us if I can make it to one. Then just chill til I eventually die or get overrun/attacked. Maybe keep a sketchbook of people I see, so they can be remembered in some way if they don't make it. Superficially, I'd rock some Master Chief armor and hype myself up to think I was a bad motherfucker and charge the strip. Would likely perish immediately when I realize I have no weaponry, my armor is fake, and I have no survival or combat skills. Would make a cool zombie though cause of the costume. 2
SlappyKincaid Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 I'd like to think I would survive off my small stores of canned stuff that I horded while unemployed, but the reality is I would probably be dead.
nameraka Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 (edited) i'm headed for montana in a stolen rv full of archery equipment and fog machines just because. Edited January 21, 2018 by nameraka
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 6 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: the reality is I would probably be dead i think that's probably the case for all of us especially @Nabloom - but for him, not because of zombies but from eating toxic lichens 1
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Author Posted January 21, 2018 16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The guy who gets eaten first. Nu :<
Cau Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 The one that shoots themself to get out of becoming a zamble.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 16 hours ago, stilgar said: I wanna be the guy who gets bit but doesn't tell anyone because he hates them all. You can be whoever you want to be. In my story not every bite necessarily transmits enough virus to cause an infection, so you could tell no one then turn out to be fine.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 16 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I'd drift around and avoid populated areas. I'd be thinkin about those beans. I'd raid houses for cans of beans. i lurvy bean 1
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Bouvre said: Ellie Who dat?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, molarbear said: I'd be the guy that planned for it for years and kind of looked forward to it but then ended up in that worst case scenario where the zombies were the fast ones and I'd get caught and eaten on like day 2 I think normal speed zombies are good. They could sprint if they want but they’re not going to suddenly turn into track stats. and world war z superfast zombies are just... no. What kind of prepping do you think you’d do? Edited January 22, 2018 by Poof
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Mix said: I want to be Gygax, the twenty-seventh level warrior mage with a plus 18 soul sucking sword You could probably be that.
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Nabloom said: Lone wolf nomad/general coward. Might eventually construct a permanent secret hideout and spend my time filling it with cool relics from the dead civilization, if I level up enough after surviving years of stealthy traveling and foraging. If I was on the walking dead I would be a nameless grunt in that artsy scavenger society You wouldn’t miss human company so much to seek ppl out?
Poof Posted January 22, 2018 Author Posted January 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Mix said: ok, now before we do anything..............we gotta secure the last of the world's twinkies 15 hours ago, molarbear said: There's a youtube video from a famous chef on how to make homemade twinkies back in the dark ages when they were discontinued for a couple months. Download it to your phone now. There will still be twinkies.
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