little_girl_lost Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties. I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed. Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again. Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me. Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.
Mix Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I haven't slept in two days so I read KN instead of KY....it was a really confusing post for me
DragonSinger Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 10:19 PM, little_girl_lost said: I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties. I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed. Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again. Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me. Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore. Oh my god, I hope the burning stopped quickly ohno .
JeNewBee Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 10:19 PM, little_girl_lost said: I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties. I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed. Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again. Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me. Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore. Were you using for a massage? Cause if you were using it for anything else that is your bad
little_girl_lost Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 11:03 PM, JeNewBee said: Were you using for a massage? Cause if you were using it for anything else that is your bad they know what we use it for
little_girl_lost Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 10:55 PM, SorceressPol said: Oh my god, I hope the burning stopped quickly ohno . after I washed it off and found the old bottle of non-burning stuff it was ok but yeah, it felt like this
JeNewBee Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 11:16 PM, little_girl_lost said: they know what we use it for Yeah if it wasn't for massage You guys messed up It wasn't the attended purpose They have lube for that but the massage ones aren't that
CAC Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 11:19 PM, JeNewBee said: Yeah if it wasn't for massage You guys messed up It wasn't the attended purpose They have lube for that but the massage ones aren't that Yeah this is actually kinda true, just cuz it's KY doesn't mean it's for fucking lube.
fuggnificent Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Never needed lube...got that wet wet
little_girl_lost Posted September 14, 2017 Author Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 11:19 PM, JeNewBee said: Yeah if it wasn't for massage You guys messed up It wasn't the attended purpose They have lube for that but the massage ones aren't that packing says "For massaging all over body, even in your most intimate areas"
lupin_bebop Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 I......I......LGL.....I....I've got nothing.
André Toulon Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/13/2017 at 11:24 PM, tsar4 said: Now I wanna watch National Lampoon's European Vacation
André Toulon Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 1:01 AM, SorceressPol said: Nope, Fuck National Lampoon's.....Now i wanna (and gonna) watch s-CRY-ed
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 4:26 AM, André Toulon said: Nope, Fuck National Lampoon's.....Now i wanna (and gonna) watch s-CRY-ed You really don't.
André Toulon Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 4:49 AM, scoobdog said: You really don't. Dude, I used to love s-CRY-ed.......It was why I even bothered with AS during the week. It was like Shinchan, scryed, paranoia agent, Case Closed, then inuyasha.......It made being broke and stealing cable tolerable.
DragonSinger Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 4:54 AM, André Toulon said: Dude, I used to love s-CRY-ed.......It was why I even bothered with AS during the week. It was like Shinchan, scryed, paranoia agent, Case Closed, then inuyasha.......It made being broke and stealing cable tolerable. GEEK FIST BUMP!
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Yeah, I liked s-Cry-ed when it first played, but I had a chance to watch it again and it didn't age well for me.
rpgamer Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 It was never any good to begin with. But it was the hilarious kind of bad.
Sandstone Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 little_girl_lost[/member] Are you sure you aren't allergic to one of the ingredients? A lot of those things have chemical fragrances added in, and there are lots of people who are allergic to them.
God-Says-No Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 ok babeh no lube needed for me to enjoy you ::]:: :fap:
JeNewBee Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 6:18 AM, Sandstone said: little_girl_lost[/member] Are you sure you aren't allergic to one of the ingredients? A lot of those things have chemical fragrances added in, and there are lots of people who are allergic to them. No she used one of their heat activated massage lubes for sex instead of for just a massage like it was made for She misunderstood what they meant by intimate areas(fits and ass)
Phillies Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
K_N Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 My ex and I tried this stuff that had one bottle "for him" and one bottle "for her"... it was shitty lube and just felt like my penis was on fire when they mixed together. KY makes bad products.
Top Gun Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 On 9/14/2017 at 4:54 AM, André Toulon said: Dude, I used to love s-CRY-ed.......It was why I even bothered with AS during the week. It was like Shinchan, scryed, paranoia agent, Case Closed, then inuyasha.......It made being broke and stealing cable tolerable. s-CRY-ed is love and life. And fiyah. And drastic souls.
garbagepailcat Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 This is relatable. I have some Trojan chain reaction lube that I got for shits and gigs. It gets warm and tingles, like a softened icy hot feeling, and I enjoy it. The other night, however, I was trying to do buttstuff, and I swear to god it was like having a red hot coal fisted up my asshole. I rinsed and rinsed, but it was internal. It was a burn deep within my asshole.
K_N Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Fancy chemicals should just not go in the butt. Stick with water based lubes IMO.
garbagepailcat Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Apparently! I'm a lube novice. I'm sticking with coconut oil from now on.
K_N Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Just make sure you're not allergic first... No one wants an inflamed anus.
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