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I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties.

 

I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed.

 

Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again.

 

Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me.

 

 

Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.

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I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties.

 

I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed.

 

Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again.

 

Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me.

 

 

Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.

 

Oh my god, I hope the burning stopped quickly  ohno .

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I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties.

 

I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed.

 

Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again.

 

Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me.

 

 

Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.

Were you using for a massage?

Cause if you were using it for anything else that is your bad

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Are you sure you aren't allergic to one of the ingredients? A lot of those things have chemical fragrances added in, and there are lots of people who are allergic to them.

No she used one of their heat activated massage lubes for sex instead of for just a massage like it was made for

She misunderstood what they meant by intimate areas(fits and ass)

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Dude, I used to love s-CRY-ed.......It was why I even bothered with AS during the week.  It was like Shinchan, scryed, paranoia agent, Case Closed, then inuyasha.......It made being broke and stealing cable tolerable.

s-CRY-ed is love and life.  And fiyah.  And drastic souls.

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This is relatable. I have some Trojan chain reaction lube that I got for shits and gigs. It gets warm and tingles, like a softened icy hot feeling, and I enjoy it.

The other night, however, I was trying to do buttstuff, and I swear to god it was like having a red hot coal fisted up my asshole. I rinsed and rinsed, but it was internal. It was a burn deep within my asshole.

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