Still Me Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 i put a marshmallow on a fork and made s'mores with a tea light candle
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 I almost severed my index finger sharpening a combat knife.
nameraka Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Drank so much I passed out and woke up face down (thank god) in my own puke. A buddy had the presence of mind to roll me over or I might have gone out like a rock star.
1938 Packard Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 i put a marshmallow on a fork and made s'mores with a tea light candle Mine was seven years ago and became the principal reason I'm not drinking now and never will again. Alcohol can become an evil potion. Talk about Mr. Hyde...
NaBarney Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Almost got arrested for snatching a life-size Bernie Sanders cutout and running with it for several blocks Apparently when the police got the call they thought someone had been kidnapped
Still Me Posted July 9, 2017 Author Posted July 9, 2017 Never been, so wouldn't know. what do you not drink? How the fuck is that possible?
Mix Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 i put a marshmallow on a fork and made s'mores with a tea light candle
JeNewBee Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 i put a marshmallow on a fork and made s'mores with a tea light candle Fucked lupin_bebop
molarbear Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death
Mix Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death that's more like it...near death stories, the currency of alcoholics
molarbear Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 I dunno man, they say God watches over Drunks and Babies, maybe having a baby face gives me double immunity?
Top Gun Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 what do you not drink? How the fuck is that possible? I drink, I just don't get drunk. I try to buy beer that's good enough that I don't want to kill the experience by guzzling it.
Mix Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 I dunno man, they say God watches over Drunks and Babies, maybe having a baby face gives me double immunity? i'm stumped.....you may have something there....
NaBarney Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 I drink, I just don't get drunk. I try to buy beer that's good enough that I don't want to kill the experience by guzzling it. Six high % beers in three hours isn't guzzling and gets ya drunk okay
NaBarney Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 One time I ran my car up on to some piece of concrete or something I don't really remember and fucked it up, wouldn't start and couldn't budge it, called AAA to tow it to my friend's apt complex parking lot right down the street. For some reason the tow truck driver got all serious and asked if I had been drinking and I just started laughing and walked away to the apartment.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Don't drink and drive Nabs.. I don't want there to be a real version of your death thread. Not to sound overly sentimental or whatever. >
mthor Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Took my seat belt off, opened the car door, leaned out, and puked. I guess it wasn't that stupid - we were only going 45 - 50.
Still Me Posted July 9, 2017 Author Posted July 9, 2017 Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death that good
Still Me Posted July 9, 2017 Author Posted July 9, 2017 Took my seat belt off, opened the car door, leaned out, and puked. I guess it wasn't that stupid - we were only going 45 - 50. insert Sammy Hagar?
Chapinator_X Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Nothing too exciting. I think the only dumb thing I've done drunk is burn my mouth on chicken tenders that were just made at some crappy cheesesteak joint. I continued to eat them while they were scalding my mouth. Even the last bite was still molten lava hot. But I kept going because my hunger wouldn't let me stop.
bnmjy Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Probably go to work. I've gone in under the influence of :420: too. These days I'm completely clean.
Sawdamizer Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Any respectable drunk wouldn't remember because... too often and too much. Bitches.
Satou Kazuma Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Broke a glass screen door, tripped over a bush, lost my flip phone for a week or two after blacking out. Pretty sure I broke some other things too. All these happened in my late 20s.
CAC Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Ran into the side of a Jeep liberty with a golf cart full of people in a crowded parking lot with the owner of the Jeep inside. Yeah we left as fast as possible....
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death I was on an IB camping trip and was sick so I took a bunch of pills and drank and passed out in a chair outside... luckily friendos dragged me into my tent because my jacket had frost on it... stilgar[/member] 'members...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Ran into the side of a Jeep liberty with a golf cart full of people in a crowded parking lot with the owner of the Jeep inside. Yeah we left as fast as possible.... Stole an apartment sized fridge from an old camper using my golf cart and a friend of a friend who I had just met... this was after taking another friend on a 5 mile road trip on said golf cart...... then months later took Nautius_Maximus[/member] through a cornfield on that same golf cart.
stilgar Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 I was on an IB camping trip and was sick so I took a bunch of pills and drank and passed out in a chair outside... luckily friendos dragged me into my tent because my jacket had frost on it... stilgar[/member] 'members... Yeah, that was the night i almost froze to death too.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 9, 2017 Posted July 9, 2017 Yeah, that was the night i almost froze to death too. Darth Vader tent kept you warm at least >
Top Gun Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Six high % beers in three hours isn't guzzling and gets ya drunk okay Well I admittedly don't usually buy super-high-percent beers, and I almost never have more than one or two in a sitting. If nothing else I'd be tired of pissing nonstop.
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 -bar brawl to down town high speed car chase -antagonizing police via mooning on top of a Wendy's roof before vigorously and successfully resisting arrest -waking up naked in the woods leading to a lengthy hospital stay ...get drunker and dumber, people
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 -bar brawl to down town high speed car chase -antagonizing police via mooning on top of a Wendy's roof before vigorously and successfully resisting arrest -waking up naked in the woods leading to a lengthy hospital stay ...get drunker and dumber, people You've lived a full life, no ragerts
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 You've lived a full life, no ragerts pfft...far from it, unfortunately
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 pfft...far from it, unfortunately Well, from the wild ass sound of things you probably don't have all that much more time to ruminate on them, at least
Guest Zintar Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Was never really much of a drinker growing up, a few times a year. (Drugs. lol . . .) Up until I was about 35 and developed a taste for beer. Anyhow, a long time, ago when I was 20 or 21, I was playing craps, drinking and fucking off with my Mother's then husband's crew still living in New Jersey. We did that a few nights a week. As a result of an evening doing just that, I got married on a drunken dare. On one hand. Good fucking time of my life, on the other . . . what a stupid thing to do at the time. It went way south. Pretty fast. Which was a good thing.
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Was never really much of a drinker growing up, a few times a year. (Drugs. lol . . .) Up until I was about 35 and developed a taste for beer. Anyhow, a long time, ago when I was 20 or 21, I was playing craps, drinking and fucking off with my Mother's then husband's crew still living in New Jersey. We did that a few nights a week. As a result of an evening doing just that, I got married on a drunken dare. On one hand. Good fucking time of my life, on the other . . . what a stupid thing to do at the time. It went way south. Pretty fast. Which was a good thing. now this is what i'm talking about die with memories, not dreams wink :brownbottle:
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Well, from the wild ass sound of things you probably don't have all that much more time to ruminate on them, at least y'know, a long time ago, I was told I'd die young and I laughed it off...I didn't really care...I was young and time seemed infinite... now, time moves at a snail's pace and I make do with erasing small chunks of it from my memory I guess what i'm trying to say is..................fuck my life
molarbear Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 I guess what i'm trying to say is..................fuck my life you've reached the dark side of drinking, drink moar to exceed that plateau and become happy again
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 you've reached the dark side of drinking, drink moar to exceed that plateau and become happy again stop spreading these lies
Mix Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 Chase the Rainbow If I was gonna chase anything it'd be the dragon
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2017 Posted July 10, 2017 why do you people like to brag about how many drugs you've taken? Why do you see talking about it as bragging
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