Doom Metal Alchemist

And even if they do find it, it's soaked in toilet water.

I don't give two shits about flowers. If a girl surprised me with the asking me on a first date while giving me a bouquet of flowers, it would be pretty great because of the significance. Any other reason... meh. Give me chocolates instead, I love chocolate.

I am the walrus.

It's five claps. You missed one.

I've only seen a couple episodes. The art and animation is awesome, but other than that... eh...

It was always fun blowing bubbles in your milk as a kid.

I think because anorexia is generally considered a mental illness, while being obese is more like a product of a modern society that loves large amounts of food with lots of fat, butter, cheese, sugar, etc. while at the same time living a very sedentary lifestyle. At least in America, being fat is almost the norm. Maybe not quite BBW levels of fat, but still. I think also anorexia is much more dangerous as starving yourself too much will lead to a pretty quick death, whereas medical issues associated with being fat is a much slower death.

They could subsist on each other's cum.

That pikachu looks like a zombie.

You're the dominatrix, meaning you take all the freedom away?

That is... if she can ever find Waldo...

Finders keepers. ... it's not like I'll find any of them anyway.

Speaking of the power tools... the SOUND of that shit scraping your tooth is a billion times worse than the actual pain. Because that damn sound almost tricks your mind into thinking you're in a lot of pain... but it's only your imagination running wild because of that god awful sound...

What's on side 2?

That's clearly a girl (with a haircut that might traditionally be considered androgenous).

If I can afford it, get it surgically taken out.

All I notice is Mustard is not happy about that. Hotdog sexually assaulted him.

That's my mom, always thinking of others.

So who cares...?

Is Mario your favorite Kart driver?

Who are you, Hank Hill? Note: I have no interest in drugs, but I am also not the kind to get a rush out of mowing the damn lawn.

In this context, does that mean "out of print"?

I need to stop mustardbating so much.

Happy birthday!