Doom Metal Alchemist

Congrats! Glad the little guy is home and safe.

Sea Hotel 2018, coming to Adult Swim this summer.

@That_One_Guy you need to find yourself a nice woman from the Ittie Bittie Tittie Committee.

Update: The new album has leaked, and is also available on iTunes (supposedly it is also available on Apple Music). Pretty good, not disappointed. The first track sucks though. 3 minutes of the guitarist playing with the pickup selector. BTW, for those who haven't heard of them, they are one of the more legendary stoner/doom metal bands from the 90s.

It didn't show on desktop either.

Sleep is stealth releasing their new album The Sciences today/tomorrow (4/20). http://loudwire.com/sleep-the-sciences-420/

Science... Sexy science!

Only the girls cared about him. I mean, I liked Home Improvement. But I didn't like Jonathan Taylor Thomas any more than any of the other actors.

Guitar Hero, I guess, or is that wishful thinking.

Dang, she's like only a couple or so years older than me.

That interpretation I can understand and agree with.

Viral marketing by the candy companies.

A pair of Zach Galifikhakis.

*puts ketchup on it*

RE: Number 10 I guess there's no point in trying not to be racist, then?

And even if they do find it, it's soaked in toilet water.

I don't give two shits about flowers. If a girl surprised me with the asking me on a first date while giving me a bouquet of flowers, it would be pretty great because of the significance. Any other reason... meh. Give me chocolates instead, I love chocolate.

I am the walrus.

It's five claps. You missed one.

I've only seen a couple episodes. The art and animation is awesome, but other than that... eh...

It was always fun blowing bubbles in your milk as a kid.

I think because anorexia is generally considered a mental illness, while being obese is more like a product of a modern society that loves large amounts of food with lots of fat, butter, cheese, sugar, etc. while at the same time living a very sedentary lifestyle. At least in America, being fat is almost the norm. Maybe not quite BBW levels of fat, but still. I think also anorexia is much more dangerous as starving yourself too much will lead to a pretty quick death, whereas medical issues associated with being fat is a much slower death.

They could subsist on each other's cum.

That pikachu looks like a zombie.