Doom Metal Alchemist

We're perfectly allowed to grill burgers outside whenever we want though. I don't know if sponges was being a smartass with that comment, or what...

In my neck of the woods, it's still Saturday, so this birthday thread is not late, as far as I'm concerned! Happy birthday @Vamped! Happy birthday @Nautius_Maximus! Hope you both had great days!

Shit, my condolences.

Your fault for getting close enough to the llama for it to be able to do that.

I didn't mean the HR lady, I meant the girl you hit with your check.

Nah, animals don't wipe their ass at all.

I just got home from seeing three metal bands at a local bar. The first two were much more modern in style than I usually care for, the third one was rooted in 80s heavy metal (not glam/hair metal) and they kicked total ass. AND they are only a two-man band. One guy on vocals/guitars, and the other on drums. No bass player. But they made it work. Their name is Tzimani.

I was about to say "I was under the impression that you use only your phone for all of your Internet purposes," but then I realized you probably use a PC for camming.

Oh lol, its that girl.

I had that once, except the girl I was crushing on was married.

Grandma.

For this post to really make an impact, you should have used a lowercase i.

Has your balloon budget gone through the roof since taking these meds?

Why yes, I'd love to see your monkey scrotum.

Well I mean, you already work there, and assuming you already do a good job, all they want is for you to succeed. I'm assuming your interview for your initial position with the company was far more nerve wracking since you (presumably) had no one from the company telling you exactly what they were going to say and what they wanted to hear.

I'm a flapper.

You should've scolded her like, "DON'T LOSE YOUR CHECKS ANYMORE. I'M NOT GOING TO THESE LENGTHS TO HELP YOU AGAIN." or at least semi-jokingly demand a thank-you.

I see no evidence of that in the letter, but then again, it is a very incomplete picture. Only fuggs can tell us for sure. Or at least only fuggs can tell us what he said for sure.

Yeah part of what I was alluding to was he was lying in an effort to gain her sympathy, and wondering what his explanation would be of why they all attacked him.

Making Great Tunes On Water?

...Are you only working there Cinco de Mayo, or is this normal employment that you just happen to be working Cinco de Mayo?

I think he was beaten and stabbed by 16 dudes. I don't claim to know anything about prison culture, but it seems like if 16 dudes decide all at once to beat you and stab you, you'd THINK you would've done something to provoke it, right? Can you imagine 16 dudes just eyeing the courtyard going, "now, which of these dudes should we beat up? Hmmmmmmm..... How about that guy?" I mean for 16 of them there must've been a reason. Could be a really fucking stupid reason, but I'm sure a reason none the less.

The odin comment made me laugh. >_> Though at first reading through the sentence I thought you actually meant the Norse god was furiously storming blood out of her, then I realized you were talking about our dear Odin with Crohns. >_>

Did/does he not have any MALE friends on the outside he could've asked to do that for him?

My dad does that too. He said it's something his manager at work told him to do years ago, and the habit stuck.