Doom Metal Alchemist

I imagine it operating like a Flintstones car.

The Critic and Home Movies did indeed work with network changes. But I thought Comedy Central handled Futurama pretty well

I actually don't know if they changed the writing staff, or if TBS was giving them notes about changing the show, or what

People call laptops notebooks, but no one calls paper notebooks laptops. 😂

I'm so lost, I thought the only thing that can harm him is kryptonite which is only found on the planet krypton 😐

My first thought was "why's it gotta be an Indian casino? In Nevada all kinds of casinos are legal." Then I thought maybe you were talking about your particular region, but then I remembered that I learned from an episode of king of the hill that Indian casinos are illegal in Texas. but then I realized that that episode is pretty damn old and many Texas changed the laws on Indian gaming in the interim. so... what's the deal?

It switched to TBS in 2014 or so.

What the fuck am I watching right now? TBS take the LOL SO RANDOM humor down a notch, please.

How could you say this... without providing pics???

According to wikipedia he is still alive.

We're perfectly allowed to grill burgers outside whenever we want though. I don't know if sponges was being a smartass with that comment, or what...

In my neck of the woods, it's still Saturday, so this birthday thread is not late, as far as I'm concerned! Happy birthday @Vamped! Happy birthday @Nautius_Maximus! Hope you both had great days!

Shit, my condolences.

Your fault for getting close enough to the llama for it to be able to do that.

I didn't mean the HR lady, I meant the girl you hit with your check.

Nah, animals don't wipe their ass at all.

I just got home from seeing three metal bands at a local bar. The first two were much more modern in style than I usually care for, the third one was rooted in 80s heavy metal (not glam/hair metal) and they kicked total ass. AND they are only a two-man band. One guy on vocals/guitars, and the other on drums. No bass player. But they made it work. Their name is Tzimani.

I was about to say "I was under the impression that you use only your phone for all of your Internet purposes," but then I realized you probably use a PC for camming.

Oh lol, its that girl.

I had that once, except the girl I was crushing on was married.

Grandma.

For this post to really make an impact, you should have used a lowercase i.

Has your balloon budget gone through the roof since taking these meds?

Why yes, I'd love to see your monkey scrotum.

Well I mean, you already work there, and assuming you already do a good job, all they want is for you to succeed. I'm assuming your interview for your initial position with the company was far more nerve wracking since you (presumably) had no one from the company telling you exactly what they were going to say and what they wanted to hear.