Doom Metal Alchemist

Too bad that's exactly what he's doing here. Naraku, if you're goal is to hit it and quit it, then good on ya. But if you're looking for something that's gonna last, this isn't the right way to go about it. I mean, unless you're prepared to completely change how you spend your time (I.E., reading books all the time). I don't know if you told her you like to read, but if you did, she is going to be expecting you to be able to talk about books far after this upcoming date. If she already knows you don't read and she just wants to talk about what she's read and listen to whatever you have to say, then that's good, I guess. But faking being a bookworm to impress an actual bookworm is not going to get you anywhere, because she's going to find out pretty quick you're faking.

Probably means you're not ultra pale, you don't have freckles, and your hair isn't red.

Since you were hiding, you weren't able to come out, and you were forced to relieve yourself in her rainboots?

Interesting. Saturdays are literally the only time when we even have a CHANCE of getting the whole band together right now, so I ain't gonna cancel for anything, lol.

Saturdays are band practice days, so that's what I'll be doing. We plan on doing some recording.

RIP His life was truly a triumph, as doctors said he would die in his 20s.

FattER than?

Well you may get fat from your meds, but at least playing with your boobs will be more fun, right?

You're the one that made the "Do you grab your boobs" thread right?

Would you fuck balloobs?

Since image and video embedding got enabled on ASMB (and here) I stopped completely. There's no way I'm going to risk somebody posting NSFW stuff outside of a spoiler.

Tell him you're not going to cook him anything with bacon in/on it for [whatever amount of time you deem appropriate], he'll think twice about doing that again.

NOTE: This is all about ASMB. I don't think I've ever posted on UEMB from anywhere other than home. Anyway, I may have posted from my brother's comp before, but I'm not sure. Mostly my own computer or phone. I just thought of another one, a computer at my college's library.

Probably relatives' house.

If we're including anime, then I would say Cowboy Bebop. However, if we were including anime AS showed but DIDN'T show their opening theme to, winner would be Trigun.

I'm undecided on if we have souls that travel to the afterlife after we die. I don't believe in ghosts haunting the world of the living. Ghost hunters are some of the biggest frauds out there, imo.

It was very catchy. The best was Space Ghost's intro though.

I like Ron White, but that joke was meh.

I find Robot Chicken, more than any other AS show, relies far too much on toilet humor.

Toy makers know their market, I guess...

That's kinda cool, but it would take sooooooooo many bullets for me to get any satisfaction out of that. All the satisfaction of a nerf gun comes with individual trigger pulls. Running out of bullets in a manner of seconds doesn't seem like a great time to me.

I think I was actually the first to make that complaint. But that was more in jest, because I knew you were stuck on Ellen Page.

I loved when Humbug made his rank Ellen Cleghorn... then Jimmy Page...

"Unprofessional"? That is incredibly stupid. What's unprofessional is forcing your sick employee to cook for your customers knowing full well he is sick.