Doom Metal Alchemist

Your favorite news site needs to go through an overhaul... like they haven't changed the design since 1995.

So if it's noteworthy this one is a real one, does that make those recent past dates just bs you made up?

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how Tuf are ya?

The hell is a zeniphone?

He wasn't talking about legality. Nabloom says he doesn't own a gun because he's afraid that he'll off himself, and AstroCreep said, yeah if you're suicidal, that's probably a good idea to not own a gun. By, like, you know, one's own decision.

Does KN pay you? >_>

I was thinking the opposite.... she only wants him to come so she'll have someone to defend her when she's getting shit on.

Fuck, now THERE's a good job. I don't care what the pay is. $2.00 an hour? Sign me up!

I do not.

Does student count?

It depends on where the play's at. If they're trying to throw out someone running home, an outfielder might throw with all his might to the catcher. But even if his intention is to throw to the catcher, a cut-off man, usually an infielder, may catch his throw and throw it to the catcher himself, or throw to another base trying to throw out another runner or to keep another runner from advancing.

I thought of it on my own, but I was well aware I couldn't possibly have been the first one to do so. In fact this was inspired by an episode of Family Guy where Peter loses his bones and he goes "Actually, I wouldn't be a stand-up comic, more like an amorphous blob comic."

There's similar scams around here. Like "I'm here with the heating/air company to check your vents" or whatever. I'll be extremely surprised if OG&E tells you that was a legit visit.

Would that make them a sit-down comedian?

Honestly, you mostly bring it upon yourself. Not in this thread though.

You tell Kudasai not to take Phillies' responsibility, but then when Phillies takes it himself, you tell him to fuck off?

AIDS is a slow death.

Fun fact: Christina Model started showing off her cleavage online before she was 18.

I'm in a similar boat. I reached about 90k+ posts, but I got my custom rank before I hit Swimuminati. I think Order of the Kitty was the highest "normal" rank I attained. I was always kind of miffed I never got to 100k on lithium.

@BloodHawk1991 Hope you have a bad day today!

I don't know if she will be too full... But she will know she has a use for you and therefore you will be safe.

Zima?

Think of all the other fetishes you can add!

Balloon fetishist are degenerates.

I was expecting "make chicken fingers".