Doom Metal Alchemist

Metal slides were awful when you were wearing shorts. You wouldn't even slide, and the slide would burn the fuck out of your legs.

What's the difference between an American sex change and a Moroccan sex change?

My band.

I call bullshit.

There's leftover birthday cake in my fridge.

That joke doesn't work as well when one's default pronunciation of Caribbean is cuh-RIB-ee-uhn.

I had a hard time waking up this afternoon. Though I did go to bed at like 6 in the morning.

Oh is hockey where the phrase "the gloves are coming off" is from? I always thought it was from boxing.

So was he using gen-x English then? "Nice." = "oh yeah, that's awesome."

I'm not touching any of your pillows with a ten foot pole.

I was close, I guessed "to the balloon store."

You go ahead.

With my-- goddamn it!

Sounds like Phillies is starting to get to you.

Had a good dinner and cake, so yep!

Also, since Trigun's thread is buried, may as well say it here too: This birthday is a little depressing, as I now am no longer in AS' target demographic.

Thanks guys! As for plans today, my folks are cooking me bbq'd chicken and potatoes, and they got me a cake. As for plans for the weekend, my band is going to record some of our music tomorrow, but that was happening regardless of my birthday.

Thank you!

I guess. But now the network doesn't care what I think. I'm tired of adult oriented animations' obsession with gratuitous toilet humor, gore, and sex. But AS no longer cares what I think, lol. I'm an old fart now, I don't understand the young people.

Who does he eat to get that ability?

Oh. I don't know enough about Kirby to know how it looks in the actual game. EDIT: I guess I should ask if it was even your intention on that being actually Kirby. >_>

Is Kirby swinging a pick axe?

Thanks, man. Kinda depressing. I am officially out of AS' target demographic now.

Nice song. You should be folk singer on the side.

Happy birthday, Neko!