Doom Metal Alchemist

That's now, I'm talking about when Fuggs is 60.

Are you kidding? I'm there's already official hentai of that out somewhere.

Yeah, all the Vietnam vets. HAHAHAHAHA. Ha. I almost said WWII vets, but how many of them will still be alive then?

Since this is Fuusen Friday, this song shall be known as Gates of Baballoon for the day.

Hey kudasai, does your title Rainbow Road have a double meaning?

That's crazy. And you were in the middle of the drought era, weren't you?

Well, if it makes you feel better, it got warm like a month earlier than usual, but then it got cold and rainy again for like a month (which never happens here, once it warms up, it's warm for the season), and only since like last weekend has it been warming up again.

I never know if this means "double penetrated" or "donkey punched."

Yeah man, I was out last night at like 10:00 PM, in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, and I was like, "eh, it's a little chilly, but not bad." When I drove home I had neither the A/C nor the heater on in my car.

Who are you then? I want to know who to high five for the obscure NES Ninja Gaiden badass-ness.

Man I was wondering who that was. NES Ninja Gaiden rules. Do you actually have confirmation that was killjoy, or is it just a hunch?

What name did killjoy use?

Well I just assumed that was in reference to GreatBallsofJizz, which was just a reference to Great Balls of Fire. That doesn't give me a connection to you, but I wasn't in Babbling for very long.

Your first mistake was to acknowledge you already knew us. But welcome back.

It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first.

You got to position yourself so the cross will be upside down when you use it.

Oh hey, I remember that name. I don't really remember anything else about you, though. lol

Nobody would like George Carlin if he only told one joke and told it all day every day for the rest of his existence.

My best guess is: MR PICKLES GOOD BOY MR PICKLES BEST FRIEND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE MR PICKLES Good boy

Just don't get her on a pillow and you should be fine.

Should've sang the Mr. Pickles theme song, complete with growly vocals and mouth-guitars. If you have any Halloween witch costumes on hand, you could've worn it and said you were a bride of Satan.

Have you noticed there are no new boardgames? Like no kids' non-virtual games use boards anymore, usually more like some kind of toy.

That's funny, but the problem is that Mario and Luigi are just as Italian as Wario is.

Wario Land was one of my favorite Game Boy games.

Wait a minute, cheese at a movie theater?