Doom Metal Alchemist

Nah, that's the Yankees.

Yes. Transylvania will assure them that they will always be a country.

Yes, they are Romania's official synchronized swimming team.

My guess was Buckweight. Anyway, to find a real "Alf-alpha" I google imaged searched "buff alf" and here is what I got: Not really as "alpha" looking as I had hoped, but that's the best google could do for me.

The Giants have scored 2 runs total between their first four games.

I guess that's possible. I missed last year's prank.

Adult Swim has never, ever done the prank of 8:00 pm - 12:00 am of April 1st. It's always 12:00 am - 6:00 am (or earlier) of the night of March 31st.

Nice tits, but a total butterface.

I can't remember. It was probably already 2018.

It kinda is, now...

If you want to get smart, you should've said "Doesn't look black to me" So... Jared Leto kinda looks like the popular image of Jesus in the west. Better?

Jared Leto kinda looks like Jesus.

Probably because the ancient Greek religions were abandoned in favor of Judeo-Christianity, which frown on public nudity.

I hate when I feel like that's my best option.

As soon as you go to pillow rehab.

Would they use sharks instead of horses.... or sharks instead of lances?

Well there's always the risk that marketing to a certain niche would alienate the majority. If it became public knowledge that [balloon company] catered to looners, people who are just looking for party decorations might be turned off from the looner association and start boycotting that company.

I think "I could make you bust" would've been better.

Full from Carls Jr. But at the same time, they stiffed me on Coke. Well into my meal I picked up the cup, and judging by how heavy it felt, there was still plenty of Coke left. But then I got that thing where you slurp through the straw but it makes that loud noise and hardly anything if anything at all comes out of the straw. I'm like, wow they must've put a lot of ice into the cup. So when I'm done and I take the lid off to dump the ice in the sink, literally the entire damn cup was filled to the very top with ice. I was like, fuck. A fast food restaurant has never stiffed me on soda by filling the cup with that much ice before.

Xenon.

That was awful. Have a kudo.

How often is he going to come by though?

Now that's a good one.

Set out a bunch of the balloons, and when the inspector asks you about them, tell him they are mouse traps. He won't question you, he'll just go "what the fuck" and move on with his business.

I'm more in favor of pills, but that's a good one.