Doom Metal Alchemist

I like this explanation.

Bobby's like, "Dad... you're eating that dinosaur duck RIGHT NOW!"

Giants' Andrew McCutchin homered in the bottom of the 14th to beat the Dodgers. Apparently he's had a really slow start to this season but he got 6 hits in 7 at bats tonight, so, hey. Fuck, Joe Panik is hitting .393. He hit a homerun in each of the first two games, and I guess he just hasn't turned it off yet.

Emmie (short for M&Ms).

Why are they called bosses? In games, bosses are to be defeated, very often violently, in the name of heroism. In real life, bosses tell you what to do, and you do it, lest you find yourself unemployed...

Adorable puppy. Cocoa was the first thing I thought of, mumbo beat me to it. If it were my pup, I'd definitely try to go with something chocolate themed, like mumbo was thinking. What about Mars or Hershey?

I had band practice today, recording our upcoming debut EP. I personally didn't really do anything, as all we did today were recording vocals, as all my guitar parts, all our bass parts, and all our drum parts were already done from previous practice sessions. Now our lead guitarist/audio engineer/producer has to record his guitar parts, and mix and master everything.

Fuck dude, I never learned bass but I used to bust strings all the time. That's what happens when you love full step bend/vibratos on the first two strings! I've never tried 10s, but I absolutely cannot play 9s because the first string just breaks way too easily. I use 11s.

Puwexil sounds less like a boss from Super Castlevania IV and more like the latest allergy pill I'm supposed to ask my doctor about.

Changing the subject a bit, how'd you like Ocarina of Time's water temple?

Couldn't you have taken this opportunity to reschedule your flight for after that con you wanted to go to?

I know this is going to get my IB card revoked.... but I always wear pants (or shorts). Showering is the only exception.

........Are you saying cracky was planning on going to the funeral pantsless?

My dad just took this pic earlier today, of two wild ducks in/at our pool. That's never happened before. I don't really want any NEW pets, but I really wish our strictly outdoor cat was an indoor cat. She's such a sweety.

Huge boobs are always a good thing. If they're natural anyway. Which I I'm pretty sure Boo's are. And then combine with the fact she's not fat. I mean Jesus.

Well so are big boobs.

Well I'M not sure what's the fascination with big butts.

Phillies is just racist.

booooooooo (I'm not imitating a ghost, I am voicing my disapproval)

When I first read that headline, I thought, "She thought it was windy that day because she had cocaine in her purse."

Sorry, I was a Nintendo fan boy.

Either doctor or paleontologist.

I have hang-ups about involving the anus/sphincter in sex. I will never give, and I most likely will never let anyone else do it to me either.

5 / 2 + 7 = 9.5 So I guess 5 year olds should be dating 9 1/2 year olds.

That looks more like something Packard would do... and still claim cigarette smoking doesn't smell.