Doom Metal Alchemist

It kinda is, now...

If you want to get smart, you should've said "Doesn't look black to me" So... Jared Leto kinda looks like the popular image of Jesus in the west. Better?

Jared Leto kinda looks like Jesus.

Probably because the ancient Greek religions were abandoned in favor of Judeo-Christianity, which frown on public nudity.

I hate when I feel like that's my best option.

As soon as you go to pillow rehab.

Would they use sharks instead of horses.... or sharks instead of lances?

Well there's always the risk that marketing to a certain niche would alienate the majority. If it became public knowledge that [balloon company] catered to looners, people who are just looking for party decorations might be turned off from the looner association and start boycotting that company.

I think "I could make you bust" would've been better.

Full from Carls Jr. But at the same time, they stiffed me on Coke. Well into my meal I picked up the cup, and judging by how heavy it felt, there was still plenty of Coke left. But then I got that thing where you slurp through the straw but it makes that loud noise and hardly anything if anything at all comes out of the straw. I'm like, wow they must've put a lot of ice into the cup. So when I'm done and I take the lid off to dump the ice in the sink, literally the entire damn cup was filled to the very top with ice. I was like, fuck. A fast food restaurant has never stiffed me on soda by filling the cup with that much ice before.

Xenon.

That was awful. Have a kudo.

How often is he going to come by though?

Now that's a good one.

Set out a bunch of the balloons, and when the inspector asks you about them, tell him they are mouse traps. He won't question you, he'll just go "what the fuck" and move on with his business.

I'm more in favor of pills, but that's a good one.

One of my childhood friends told me his cure was to just hold his breath. That sounds similar to what you are describing. That often works for me too. Since usually when I am home I am upstairs in my bedroom, and I would have to go downstairs to the kitchen to get water, I usually try the hold my breath trick first. It often does, but not always. If it doesn't then I try the bend over and drink water trick. Sometimes it even takes multiple tries but usually one of those does it.

It actually didn't work out for Calvin. But I tried it anyway.

Oh man, getting the hiccups anywhere that isn't yours or someone else's home is the worst. There's like nothing you can do.

I learned that from Calvin and Hobbes.

My loss, I guess.

Due to my past with allergies, I will never purposely snort anything up my nose, even if the substance was good for me.

Is the fact that this is noteworthy mean you have been extremely constipated lately?

@SlappyKincaid if you put it under a spoiler tag it is allowed.

That's what psychiatrists do, they medicate their patients. If you eventually leave this psychiatrist because you feel he over medicates you too, try a psychologist instead. In MOST states, psychologists aren't licensed to give out medications or prescriptions. HOWEVER, in the state of California, I think psychologists ARE licensed to give medications and prescriptions. But I would assume they would be much less likely to do so because the law that said psychologists in California can give medications and prescriptions is fairly new.