[classic swim]

- Van Heist. • 2001 Gruppe Sechs pay roll van is doing its rounds, and Joey Leone wants the pickings.

Riley Wuz Here, the cartoon ending that got me to shed a tear.

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- Farewell ‘Chunky’ Lee Chong. • 2001 Liberty City Triads have been pushing SPANK for the cartel. Lee Chong made a big mistake selling this shit at the noodle stand.

- Mike Lips Last Lunch. • 2001 Once a respected name back in the 80s has since been this pygmy thing in St. Mark’s. Lips Forelli is greeted with a car bomb at Marco’s Bistro.

- The Fuzz Ball. • 2001 Liberty City cops want a few promiscuous gals in attendance at the Policeman’s ball.

- Pump-Action Pimp. • 2001 Diablo pimp pays his dues for hustling on Goterelli’s corner.

The Crook - The Thieves - The Wife - Her Lover. • 2001 Bank manager, hired cat burglars, even his own spouse; Marty Chonks makes mince meat out of all who disrupt his money flow. What the proprietor of the Bitch’n’ Dog Food Factory couldn’t account for... was the guy cuckolding him.