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[classic swim]

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    Watched a moderate amount of Popeye within the past 90 days and still does the laugh like ahhhhguhguhguhguhgughug
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    Says “live or die Amanda, the choice is yours” when the Denny’s waitress turns around to refill his Mr. Pibb.
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    Hasn’t quite dawned on me before that John turns down prostitutes even while in the undead world. The only survivor in Escalera currently just happened to be a hooker.
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    I don’t fuck with rodents or any nasty beast that jumps out from the garbage.
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    If you dip your nuts in a cup of water and hand it to your boss, if they would notice the water tasting sour, or if what they’re putting their lips to smells like a monkey.
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    Elbows on the table.
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    He thought a KISS concert would earn him a luxury pass to kissing booths.
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    His driver’s license photo is him smiling with rosie cheeks because his friend’s granny with him at the DMV said he could have chocolate cake.
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    Can’t get ghostrek’s beak off of his toasty tater tots.
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    Taught Mr. Hoonie how to put hot sauce in a super soaker.
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    Ran into Mr. Hoonie and the jolly bears in the forest where they all laughed and drank coffee together inside their cave.
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