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[classic swim]

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  1. Rambo Ghosty? How would you take down such a ferocious beast?
  2. Hey ghostrek what would you do if a big ass gorilla was out in the jungle and it started chasing after you?
  3. It would be nice one of these days to just run away and not tell anyone. If I had the means to move somewhere else or even leave without a trace for just a bit, I’d probably thank myself.
  4. Fellas, are we popping this in tonight?
  5. Still remember his farewell broadcast, or at least bits and pieces of it. Used to watch every afternoon. That channel turned into one sorry sack of autopilot so this really could do something. Can’t be worse than bringing back Crank Yankers.
  6. Have it spayed. That oughta solve the problem.
  7. Menino died shitting himself.
  8. “You m-mm-miss when times were better? B-bb-but-but - relations were doo doo poo poo!” And they still are! While you’ve been stuck in your own little pussy bubble. ‘Cause you’re a pussy. ”B-bb-but-but-but- DAE iphone??!?!?!” Yeah... I gotta order wired earbuds online now. Because they don’t put that shit in regular (normal people!) stores anymore! I’d rather be sent to Alcatraz than purchase AirPods.
  9. He’ll be endorsing creamy peanut butter when he’s done telling the world he loves to cum.
  10. Spent thirty bucks on *checks notes* chips, salsa, and Pepsi. With some tequila waiting at home. The tequila was cheaper. That’s our fucking economy.
  11. There’s one game I’m pretty sure I’ve never returned to them.
  12. Oh ok, just checking.
  13. Hey ghostrek are you George Remus?
  14. Welp, if the Easter bunny says it’s okay.
  15. Happy birthday, Ben! Demarco got you a gift, but he’s nervous about giving you his favorite Toonami dildo!
  16. They're gonna see me watch the ghostrek season two On-Demand.
  17. Just ignore the one in the middle, I guess. Not the whole lot but a start.
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