[classic swim]

I want to read the Reddit post again where the girlfriend says “lay down on the bed and lower your shorts” and starts spanking the guy while he’s crying.

Requests that Montreal law officials bring Frankie Froesty in for questioning.

The Goldfish Grandma scolded her underwater for putting baked beans in the goddamn chili.

I knew that much, and I guess it’s easy for me to be coy about it now except I thought the animated series was a horseshit idea since it was announced during the 1st season. A cartoon that doesn’t need to exist would be worth pennies in comparison, but the amount of money from said worthless cartoon could be spent on funny worthwhile show everyone wants. In some capacity.

Somehow this is more pointless than cancelling Ted (only funny show on) and swapping it with Ted, But Family Guy Now.

Sidebar about Bebop, there’s this new Samuel Jackson Adidas ad that plays 'Tank!' It was weird and didn’t make me want to buy shoes.

Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes.

White women on TV that I wanna dick down. 1. Kate Snow in that silk clothing 2. Ray Romano’s wife from Everybody Loves Raymond 3. Two chicks doing a booty bump on a Family Feud episode I’ll never see again 4. Humana spokeslady who’s like 50

The AI was somehow too stupid to generate CJ and just made two Franklins instead.

Perseus gave me points for that just fyi, not holding it against him just be careful.

Ribeye and Colt 45.

I miss Kudasai.

Went to go lay some pipe on Frankie Froesty.

ghostrek she wants ya squishy squappin now

How many fucking times is Marlon Wayans going to say he doesn’t care if Scary Movie 6 offends people?

I do like those Buffalo chicken wraps.