[classic swim]

Happy birthday!!!

Brucie: NB - man - you better remember this one - we're fucking winners, brother. I'm not a sad fat loser that no girl will kiss anymore. No, I'm a winner who can pay ANY woman to have sex with him.

- Dropping in. • 2008 A less patient Bulgarin sends Luis to execute Marki Ashvilli inside the MeTV skyscraper for not giving up ownership to the Liberty City Rampage hockey team.

Timur: You kill Ashvilli, send message and leave building. I pick you up on ground. Luis: Sounds real tough for you, tough guy.

Timur: You put people in the ground, my friend. You killer like me. That what Bulgarin want you to do, so that what you do. Hospitality is for weaklings. Luis: You're hard work, bro. Timur: Fuck you. You are hard work. Don't even know what you are.

Niko: What's that? What's big? Roman: What I've been saying ever since I started sending you emails. We're going to be on top. Fast cars, Jacuzzis, hot women, we're going to have everything we could ever dream of. I can feel it. The cousins Bellic. On top of the world!

Roman: We're going to make it big, cousin! Niko: Are we? Roman: We are.

Bulgarin: I'm sorry. I wasn't discussing your career development. I was telling you... what - - to do! Now, fuck off and go!

- Caught With Your Pants Down. • 2008 Luis steals a N.O.O.S.E APC tank and delivers it to Yusuf Amir’s construction site.

Yusuf: Don't judge a book by its cover, father. That's what you taught me. Abdul: When a book is called "Guns, Drugs, Hookers, and No Pants" I think I don't need to read it.

“We’re getting Arab money!” - Yusuf Amir

- Payback. • 2008 Niko wipes out a Pavano dealership operation to show the Pegorinos have some newfound strength.

Anthony: BOOSSSSS!!!!!

Was banned from Sea World for dumping the mackerel bucket on Kudasai.

He wants to tackle Douchebag Kangaroo from the movie Big Daddy.

Ray: So, Nicky, you and the Peg is getting close I see? Niko: He's got work, he pays. That's about it. Ray: Yeah? Well, remember who made the introduction. Remember who brought you in. Don't you forget about me.