[classic swim]

Eliminated Tao from the 7th episode of Dancing With The Kudasais.

Wants everyone to step away from the fucking bag.

Dude’s a living fungus and he’s like A’HYUCK h’yuck urban sprawl wearing hoodies? Well no wonder ya smell like some rotten ass eggs!

All the greats have been called “ugly” since forever, but I never saw it. Calling the shorts for Beavis & Butt-Head ugly made sense for ‘92. Not the rest of the decade, or the drawing tests Judge did before the series. South Park also. It’s purposely animated poorly but nothing’s particularly bad looking about construction paper. The earlier instances I’ve taken it as people substituting simplistic for meaning ugly. Stuff in the current I found more that there’s flat-out no sense of art direction anymore that isn’t generic at best. And it moves like shit always because Toonboom is all that can ever exist.

I wanted to fight with a guy on the phone but if someone sounds chill I’m just like “damnit, I can’t be mean to this guy...” I felt sorry for the American Dairy gal too.

Oh, she “runs the clippers” but she’s not there anymore and two places are gone? You’re just scared...

Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask.

Can she smell the back of your ears?

Tourist my ass. I’ve supported my local businesses for years. I go into any of my spots and they already know what I want. I tip. I’m a gentleman. They wouldn’t humor the question only because it’s poppycock.

The next time I go, I’ll ask them about the soft drink separate inventory shit.

Should’ve narrowed it down to the cum stained baseball cap with the Rolling Stones flair.

Yes he was definitely picturing a homely ole softball catcher midget with a big ass rodents tail on his butt.

I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

When me and my contact catch you on the property

I saw about 5 or 7 seconds of a teaser, muted. I thought about the word exchange with Toonamiguy here and it made me think about how the first real *adult* adult cartoon ever was Fritz The Cat. And that’s the exact vibe I got from the dog humping the leg. Not the biggest compliment. Fritz was drenched in Bakshi’s awkward horniness when it wasn’t timely 70s white-cartoonist-who-“grew up with black people in Washington”- canvas. Still... where’s the competition that’s even close to visibly tolerable?

Seek out the Caribbean Queen.

Took a slab of ribs from Guy Fieri.

Woke up drunk and discovered an empty Cheez-It bag in between my shoes.

If you go back there, yes. I will be contacting them again.

Lmao just remember what I said, bitch boy.