[classic swim]

ghostrek, she wants to sniff your nohohohos and laugh.

Packard saying some snide remark about my turkey leg and then swiftly proving every second to me what a fucking carny he was indeed gave me a barrel of laughs.

I’m not going to watch Alto Knights.

Told ghostrek to go spank his mud monkey.

Had the Shoney’s bear in mind when John Travolta in Wild Hogs said “ ‘cause bears don’t eat shit!”

Well if this isn’t a Uno reverse card.

Witnessed Scoob confront Packard irl and watched Scoob get all giggly going “you were not young and du-huh-huh-umbb!”

Perhaps we run a survey based on how many of 8 attendees for one screening of Fixed want to fuck dogs and suck the little doggie dicks before they retract back inside the canine stomach. If I were to dock any points... Korgoth & Primal are the only stuff from Genndy’s catalog that aren’t directly kid adjacent shit. Therefore, he’s not the most reliable when it comes to vulgar, or even simply lowbrow humor with a +17 rating. Which, naturally would be the pull for whatever this is. But PR also infers he’d want this to come with his signature tone. The film wouldn’t fail over a dumb sight gag most would chuckle at. It’d bomb because it’s Genndy. And only cartoon nerds care who that is. And films shit-tank all the time because marketing doesn’t exist anymore.

Goes to Subway and presents to the Subway worker the Ode to Potato in the same dialect as Peter Griffin’s Ode to The Subway Feast commercial.

Would approach and call the Great Gazoo a horse ass motherfucker.

When to some type of Green Deal meeting and blurted out “DUCKTALESSSS” while the guy was on the mic.