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Someone could tell me to ____ myself and I’d probably respect it, but it takes all the power in me not to hurl a series of obscenities at any ballwasher. If I’m talking to a friend or acquaintance and anyone else I talk to like an actual person, and someone interjects into OUR conversation just to go “oh, shit on my face pleeeaaase!”
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planning a family vacation for 7 people is hard
[classic swim] replied to Still Me's topic in General Discussion
Nasty ass salt water with the chance of getting stung at any vulnerable area by a jellyfish. -
What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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I lost pants but still have my cell and wallet
[classic swim] replied to ghostrek's topic in General Discussion
That’s the price you pay for being a gigolo. -
What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I’m thinking about the new page I just created. -
What did you have for dinner?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
[classic swim] replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Cinco taking place on Sunday just to remind me of the single stupidest fucking Puritan law & inconvenience to never actually deter me from my habits. -
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I wonder what the going rate for an exorcist would be
[classic swim] replied to Mode 7's topic in General Discussion
Your local Catholic priest would be proud to sic his cartoon character out onto the evil spirit and then yoink some pizza out from your fridge. Unless he’s crazy about church donations. -
What did you have for dinner?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
[classic swim] replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Wasted several minutes of my time fighting to get a perfectly fine DVD to play before ultimately giving up. Fucking turned it off and on until I conceded in ejecting and re-inserting which also didn’t work. Never again. The second I get my hands on a better VCR and DVD player, I’m chucking that piece of shit out the window just like that GameFly commercial. -
Throwing food at public figures *and* or politicians?
[classic swim] replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
While that was indeed funny, I actually think it’s funnier to throw food (or other undesirable messy and squishy things) at people’s faces and heads as opposed to more blunt objects. -
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What Are You Thinking About Right Now?
[classic swim] replied to DragonSinger's topic in General Discussion
I never listened to the Talking Sopranos podcast all the way through, but I miss how fucking stupid Steve Schrippa was. He’d babble about weird shit like opening egg salad on a train, and then there was the time he spent 7 minutes getting pissed off at a YouTube comment for making fun of his haircut.