[classic swim]

Happy Mother’s Day, UWP

Your grandpa’s birthday is really close to your own birthday. Are you your own grandpa?

Chicken wings.

The people who actually still like Drawn Together seem to think the later shitposty episodes are bad when those are the most enjoyable. Captain Hero’s boring as fuck in the early episodes.

One simple dumb thing I miss from the old site would be that parental discretion graphic they had on the video player with all the characters on it. That blue tint looked nice on the Fix icons.

^ Heroin needles.

HBD

“ghostrek what would ya do if-“ Everyone:

Poor ghosty duplicate just minding his own business that you physically attack for no reason. I’m so disappointed, ghostrek.

You’re hinged.

I’ll pass on that and just assume Vegas.

What resort was this? Yes, I’ve googled.

Someone could tell me to ____ myself and I’d probably respect it, but it takes all the power in me not to hurl a series of obscenities at any ballwasher. If I’m talking to a friend or acquaintance and anyone else I talk to like an actual person, and someone interjects into OUR conversation just to go “oh, shit on my face pleeeaaase!”

Nasty ass salt water with the chance of getting stung at any vulnerable area by a jellyfish.

Yes, but maybe no. There’s also the chance he might have perfect reflexes and doesn’t actually fall down the stairs, so he’ll just turn around like “why did you scream at my head?”

An accident’s an accident, but what can they really say if you screamed at his head?

Parking garage stairwell.

That’s the price you pay for being a gigolo.

I’m thinking about the new page I just created.

More.