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He was grazed by a bullet. Not shot. People need to call it what it was without exaggeration before his cult starts leaning in even harder that he’s Jesus returned.  Probably too late but still was he shot at?  Yes. Did the bullet pierce his skin? No, it missed. It grazed him. Was it scary? I’m sure it was but he was not fuckin shot. He was shot at. 

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4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

He was grazed by a bullet. Not shot. People need to call it what it was without exaggeration before his cult starts leaning in even harder that he’s Jesus returned.  Probably too late but still was he shot at?  Yes. Did the bullet pierce his skin? No, it missed. It grazed him. Was it scary? I’m sure it was but he was not fuckin shot. He was shot at. 

i thought i read it was a piece of broken plexi glass from a tele prompter?

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59 minutes ago, rpgamer said:

It was Trump, there were bullets, as far as anyone in that crowd is concerned, he came down to personally shield each and every one of them from a hail of gunfire.

Breaking news. Further video proves that Drumpf did what he does best to protect all the people around him on that day. 

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52 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Breaking news. Further video proves that Drumpf did what he does best to protect all the people around him on that day. 

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Can it really get through a diaper like that?

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TLDR Version:

Now Trump has another photo op, The secret services death star level weakness has been  exposed, Now the political right is the new glorified social justice warrior. Did I miss anything? Oh, and whatever you do don't say "If only they didn't miss." That's unhinged and not politically correct the man almost died for Cheesus sake. :painfap:

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1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

well of course it was.

My Dad told me Trump made a spectacle of himself at the RNC. Going all in on the trauma saying he was only retelling the story once and at some point he hugged the dead firefighter’s uniform at that point my dad shut it. 

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20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

My Dad told me Trump made a spectacle of himself at the RNC. Going all in on the trauma saying he was only retelling the story once and at some point he hugged the dead firefighter’s uniform at that point my dad shut it. 

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27 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

My Dad told me Trump made a spectacle of himself at the RNC. Going all in on the trauma saying he was only retelling the story once and at some point he hugged the dead firefighter’s uniform at that point my dad shut it. 

How ugly is this dude's widow that he'd rather make out with an empty suit instead of a clearly eligible piece of Trump certified ass?

And IDGAF - this dude was a nutso Turmptard before he got his 15 minutes of fame, so that hero talk is full on bullshit.

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Comperatore's last name was misspelled on his fire jacket. It was missing the "a". CBS News learned from the Buffalo Township Volunteer Fire Company that this had been done intentionally, as there was only enough space on the coat for a certain number of letters. 

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24 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

How ugly is this dude's widow that he'd rather make out with an empty suit instead of a clearly eligible piece of Trump certified ass?

And IDGAF - this dude was a nutso Turmptard before he got his 15 minutes of fame, so that hero talk is full on bullshit.

It just gets sadder though for me because as a veteran, and someone who's worked in law enforcement on a state and local capacity you CAN clearly see the political angle Trumps taking and like.... :LithiumSmileyS:

I really do hate that 'don't stoop to their level' mentality that I was taught and got from those positions because clearly that doesn't apply to everyone... 

He's not fit for another term. He can't even keep a cabinet together, and yeah the supreme court just granted a lot of leeway for future presidents to play with and have what reads to be full criminal immunity..... Shit's gettin' real. I'll spoiler this, but LegalEagle is way more adept at breaking what I'm talking about down to the legal kernal...

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37 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

i just thought the ear bandage was funny. but this guy actually lost part of his ear. Summertime-Render-17-17.jpg

Lol Trump didn’t even need stitches. He’s the luckiest mother fucker in all the land. $ and power buys luck. 

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

That's merely the amount that made it through.

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So kinda like Thunderpants.
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I have no idea how many of you are aware of that movie.

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5 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

No one watching this can possibly believe that she is fit for this job. She needs to go, today.

Drumpf once again praised Hannibal Lector as a late great American hero in his nomination acceptance speech and I don't recall you pointing that out saying he isn't fit for the job and needs to go. :| 

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On 7/22/2024 at 10:56 AM, Master-Debater131 said:

No one watching this can possibly believe that she is fit for this job. She needs to go, today.

She finally got one thing right and resigned in disgrace. Now she can go back to doing stuff she is more qualified for, like guarding a bag of Doritos.

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3 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

She finally got one thing right and resigned in disgrace. Now she can go back to doing stuff she is more qualified for, like guarding a bag of Doritos.

I thought this was about her failing to do that...

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5 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

Theres a new video out, and its just brutal for the secret service narrative. You can clearly see the shooter on the roof.

This is an unforgivable level of negligence.

Have you even bothered to stop and think that due to his own negligence in failing to pay for venues in the past, he's been picking cheap shitty venues with multiple dangerous vantage points and that people have been noted in the past climbing up on things to watch the shit show rally with nothing coming of it? 

And he still isn't paying his bills. :| 

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2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

They must be finding some absolutely horrible stuff. Its no wonder so many people think this was an inside job. The amount of effort the DHS and SS are putting forward in preventing any information from getting out just leaves people asking "why?".

Lol, so this is where the right's attention is today

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12 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Lol, so this is where the right's attention is today

well, hell yeah....

  MD, and her fellow klansfolk, can't face the fact that their,  LOL,  candidate , the orange marmalade moron,  is a fucking tool.  a liar. a grifter. a conman. a complete fucking incompetent, senile man child. 

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Trump supporters are so fuckin dumb. “Why aren’t they giving us any information about an active investigation?!?”

that’s the dumb fuck questions they ask. It’s an active investigation. No law enforcement agencies are going to just make shit public knowledge until after it’s over.  
 

So fuckin stupid 

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3 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

They must be finding some absolutely horrible stuff. Its no wonder so many people think this was an inside job. The amount of effort the DHS and SS are putting forward in preventing any information from getting out just leaves people asking "why?".

First of all, it being an active investigation of something that shouldn't have gotten as close to happening as it did in this day and age, of course they aren't going to be talking about all the 'juicy' details at this point.

But here is a sample of the likely findings that would shock and appall all sorts of people. You have a known bill-dodger setting up his rallies in open, uncontrollable areas because those are the only places he can a ] afford and b ] are owned by people willing to accept they'll likely have to take his ass to court to get paid. In further findings, that same dodger likely insists on the quickest and simplest of protection details because he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle detailed details. Period. After being constantly told to go away by a giant stinking man-child, it led to a semi-forced level of compliance that should not have been allowed to happen no matter how much it would have angered said giant stinking man-child. 

So, maybe just maybe their not releasing all the info right now is not because they are actively covering up all THEIR bad ideas but because if they come out and say all the things, giant stinking man-child will immediately start screaming about election interference and try to set another mob going. Because that's apparently a very okay reaction now according to certain people. :|

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Honestly, I don't think Trump will be alive much longer.

There have been 2 attempts in 2 months. First his favorite place, a rally, and rattled him enough to roll back on those for a while. Now his other favorite place, golf, isn't safe.

My guess is he'll lose the election and will become so paranoid he'll essentially refuse to leave his home. This would end in 1 of 3 ways:

1. Opens himself up to a coordinated and organized assassination plan

2. Commits suicide

3. Goes to jail and is either killed or commits suicide

 

The election may as well be life or death for the guy. Needless to say, what's good for him is the worst for the rest of humanity, so I guess that's a sacrifice we just have to make. Oh no, whata shame....

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26 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Honestly, I don't think Trump will be alive much longer.

There have been 2 attempts in 2 months. First his favorite place, a rally, and rattled him enough to roll back on those for a while. Now his other favorite place, golf, isn't safe.

My guess is he'll lose the election and will become so paranoid he'll essentially refuse to leave his home. This would end in 1 of 3 ways:

1. Opens himself up to a coordinated and organized assassination plan

2. Commits suicide

3. Goes to jail and is either killed or commits suicide

 

The election may as well be life or death for the guy. Needless to say, what's good for him is the worst for the rest of humanity, so I guess that's a sacrifice we just have to make. Oh no, whata shame....

Look, in defense of Florida man, wild boars are considered nuisance animals, and can be hunted year round. Granted, you're supposed to get the property owner's permission, but sometimes, the beer goggles can obstruct the "No Trespassing" signs. And cooked right, wild boars are tasty (in view of which, Florida man is lucky that he missed).

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50 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Honestly, I don't think Trump will be alive much longer.

There have been 2 attempts in 2 months. First his favorite place, a rally, and rattled him enough to roll back on those for a while. Now his other favorite place, golf, isn't safe.

My guess is he'll lose the election and will become so paranoid he'll essentially refuse to leave his home. This would end in 1 of 3 ways:

1. Opens himself up to a coordinated and organized assassination plan

2. Commits suicide

3. Goes to jail and is either killed or commits suicide

 

The election may as well be life or death for the guy. Needless to say, what's good for him is the worst for the rest of humanity, so I guess that's a sacrifice we just have to make. Oh no, whata shame....

More realistically, when he loses he magically turns into Harvey Weinstein.  He’s been able to disguise his health issues to this point, but he won’t once all the stress catches up to the myriad of cardiovascular issues.  Heck, I’ll go so far as to say there’s a good chance he’s in ER within months of his loss.

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17 minutes ago, Insipid said:

And just like that, Harris's bump from her wondrous debate performance is gone. And here come the stupid conspiracy theories.

Fuck this timeline. 🙄

I don’t see the bump being gone because this wasn’t Trump dramatically standing tall, it was some nut job who didn’t even get a shot off.  The fact that all these GOP voting nut jobs keep coming out of the woodwork is only serving to show how crazy his base is.

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