Pop tarts are for adults

[André Toulon]

I already knew but I'm glad that this has been cleared up

 

[The_annoying_one]

I don't think I've had a Pop Tart in years. I should get on that.

[Seight]

This is true (REAL)

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I don't think I've had a Pop Tart in years. I should get on that.

I'd like to start getting poptarts again, but they are just way too unhealthy.

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'd like to start getting poptarts again, but they are just way too unhealthy.

Weren't you the guy that asked me not to ruin donuts for breakfast 🙄

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Weren't you the guy that asked me not to ruin donuts for breakfast 🙄

I very rarely eat donuts for breakfast.

Poptarts I never eat for breakfast. I eat them as a mid-day snack.

[cyberbully]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I very rarely eat donuts for breakfast.

Poptarts I never eat for breakfast. I eat them as a mid-day snack.

Thats not really the point but fine, people are allowed to change their mind

[Insipid]

Ya know, I agreed with the applesauce, but as for this one . . . well.

[André Toulon]

33 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Ya know, I agreed with the applesauce, but as for this one . . . well.

I'm not big on pop tarts but I'm very big on telling kids they can't have shit....#FDK

[lupin_bebop]

Yes. They are.

[Chapinator_X]

Haven’t had them in years, but I’m overdue for some Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts. 

[Gemini]

4 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

Haven’t had them in years, but I’m overdue for some Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts. 

I hear ya, though my favorite flavors are blueberry, strawberry, and S'mores, in that order.

[Seight]

3 hours ago, Gemini said:

I hear ya, though my favorite flavors are blueberry, strawberry, and S'mores, in that order.

Switch cherry for blueberry and I'd be asking myself how I made that post without making it.

[rpgamer]

 Been seeing a new banana bread flavor lately, and it's not too bad, for pop tarts. I've been saying they needed a banana flavor for years.

Now they just need to make a strawberry-banana combo. With choco frosting.

[Greeny]

Who are toaster strudels for then? Asking for a friend.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Greeny said:

Who are toaster strudels for then? Asking for a friend.

Psychopaths that like brushing humongous flakes out of their chest hair 

[[classic swim]]

 

[PenguinBoss]

Hot Fudge Sundae kept in the freezer is 😗🤏

[molarbear]

On 10/11/2023 at 11:14 PM, André Toulon said:

Psychopaths that like brushing humongous flakes out of their chest hair 

This shit got floated so I just wanted to mention

Haven't had a poptart in over a decade, but I recently read a post on reddit where someone mentioned cooking them and then covering them in peanut butter

......now I really want to try it

[Gemini]

I'm reminded of a professor I had in film school. He would buy Pop Tarts and eat them daily, almost for every "meal" of sorts? I mean he would eat other stuff, but that was his go-to snack. Can't say I blame him because they're gooooood. Plus, there's something rather...nostalgic about them.

[scoobdog]

Does that mean Toaster Strudels are still only for kids?

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Does that mean Toaster Strudels are still only for kids?

 

On 10/11/2023 at 11:14 PM, André Toulon said:

Psychopaths that like brushing humongous flakes out of their chest hair 

Only if they have chest hair

[Icarus27k]

Years ago while working at a store, I checked the calories on the various flavors of Pop Tarts. The one with the fewest is like one of the chocolatey ones. 

[André Toulon]

55 minutes ago, Icarus27k said:

Years ago while working at a store, I checked the calories on the various flavors of Pop Tarts. The one with the fewest is like one of the chocolatey ones. 

Chocolate pop tarts are an abomination....

So are chocolate muffins, waffles, pancakes, and cereals except cookie crisp 

[ghostrek]

For Christ sake I'm getting fucking old if they're starting an advertise stuff like this to us like we're old people we're fucking old.

[André Toulon]

47 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

For Christ sake I'm getting fucking old if they're starting an advertise stuff like this to us like we're old people we're fucking old.

......

Do you recall another instance where kid's snacks were marketed to "old" people?

It's seems you're drawing a parallel here, but I don't quite see it.

[scoobdog]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

 

Only if they have chest hair

First time you posted that, I couldn’t figure out how you could eat toaster strudel so wrong that shit was flaking all over your chest.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

First time you posted that, I couldn’t figure out how you could eat toaster strudel so wrong that shit was flaking all over your chest.

Maybe I'm thinking of something else but toaster strudel starts flaking as soon as you open it, and it leaves flakes that burn later in your toaster...pretty sure it's toaster strudel but maybe there's another breakfast treat in thinking of.

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Maybe I'm thinking of something else but toaster strudel starts flaking as soon as you open it, and it leaves flakes that burn later in your toaster...pretty sure it's toaster strudel but maybe there's another breakfast treat in thinking of.

I haven’t eaten Toaster Strudels in a long time, but I’m pretty sure you’re right. I definitely remember them being really flaky. I always liked ‘em anyway, though.

[André Toulon]

20 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I haven’t eaten Toaster Strudels in a long time, but I’m pretty sure you’re right. I definitely remember them being really flaky. I always liked ‘em anyway, though.

I'm pretty sure that's why I stopped buying them. The kids used to leave crumbs everywhere.

[scoobdog]

I was just cracking, not trying to make you all question your memories.  I kind of thought TS and PT were similiar in that respect.  I always had a problem with Pop Tarts crumbling when I was eating them:  they’re solid as a whole, but when you start getting to that thin piece bounding the filling, it starts breaking apart for me.   PTs are much easier to clean up after though.

[discolé monade]

i was reminded the other day, that i made 'pop tarts' at home about a decade ago.  o_O

apparently they weren't terrible. 

[Icarus27k]

This thread led me to buying Pop Tarts. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

30 minutes ago, Icarus27k said:

This thread led me to buying Pop Tarts. 

Me too, lol.

[Icarus27k]

Maybe @André Toulon is secretly an employee of the Pop Tarts corporation. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Icarus27k said:

Maybe @André Toulon is secretly an employee of the Pop Tarts corporation. 

For me it was rpgamer's comment about the banana bread flavor. I had to try it. It's really good.

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, Icarus27k said:

This thread led me to buying Pop Tarts. 

....well I actually kinda feel bad about this since i know you're on a weight loss journey 

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Icarus27k said:

Maybe @André Toulon is secretly an employee of the Pop Tarts corporation. 

.....what's their benefits package like... My health insurance is really shitting the bed

[[classic swim]]