Italian Judge's 10 second Groping Rule

[Sieg67]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66174352

 

TL:DR

66 Year old caretaker who groped a 17 year old acquitted after judge ruled groping done for under 10 seconds is no biggie.

Edited July 12, 2023 by Sieg67

[scoobdog]

Well that's fucked up.

[stilgar]

I am not surprised by the Italians.

[SwimOdin]

That’s…quite a legal precedent.

[Sieg67]

Makes me think that judge has some skeletons in his closet.

[rpgamer]

Italian pervs training:

[Insipid]

Italian politician with Chinese tourist

[The_annoying_one]

I’m quite sure it didn’t feel like less than 10 seconds to her….

[Vela]

  On 7/12/2023 at 10:10 PM, Insipid said:

Italian politician with Chinese tourist

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But this guy was famous for that, girls took pics with this orangutan knowing that was his shtick  Which is weird in itself.  The question it...did somebody teach him to do this?

[Vela]

  On 7/12/2023 at 10:22 PM, The_annoying_one said:

I’m quite sure it didn’t feel like less than 10 seconds to her….

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That's what I was thinking.

[katt_goddess]

So...under 10 seconds is perfectly acceptable?

A mitt soaked in Tabasco and sprinkled with nettle needles says otherwise.  

[viperxmns]

Potato Judge has ruled this judge is now obligated to be punched in the balls for no less than 10 seconds

potato judge has spoken

[[classic swim]]

So how long does the judge take to pick up food off the ground? If he’s already this fucking nasty.

[Master-Debater131]

Its like the 5 second rule with food. Except there are 2 boobs, so thats why it totals 10 seconds

 

This opens up a wonderful new frontier in legal precedent. Like if I kick a guy in the balls but only get 1 of them its perfectly legal. 1 ball kick is ok, 2 and its too far.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I think we usually think of "groping" as an outside of the clothes thing, buuuuuuuuuuuut....

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"The caretaker came up from behind without saying anything. He put his hands down my trousers and inside my underwear.

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Holy fucking shit. No man anywhere at any point in time would ever do anything like this without a LOT of lust involved.

[discolé monade]

  On 7/12/2023 at 10:36 PM, Vela said:

But this guy was famous for that, girls took pics with this orangutan knowing that was his shtick  Which is weird in itself.  The question it...did somebody teach him to do this?

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somebody absolutely trained him to do this. 

and like stilgar said, not even surprised. 

Edited July 13, 2023 by discolé monade

[scoobdog]

  On 7/13/2023 at 12:47 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think we usually think of "groping" as an outside of the clothes thing, buuuuuuuuuuuut....

Holy fucking shit. No man anywhere at any point in time would ever do anything like this without a LOT of lust involved.

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That's not lust.  It's predatory behavior designed, ostensibly, to groom a minor into an abusive relationship.

[naraku360]

  On 7/12/2023 at 10:10 PM, Insipid said:

Italian politician with Chinese tourist

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I'd make a joke about them taking examples from Republicans but she looks a bit too legal age for a Republican.

[ghostrek]

You know if I was president I would take certain rulings of certain judges overseas as judgment if we still need to have diplomatic relations with that nation

[discolé monade]

  On 7/15/2023 at 7:27 PM, ghostrek said:

You know if I was president I would take certain rulings of certain judges overseas as judgment if we still need to have diplomatic relations with that nation

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i do believe you would have our country completely crippled, for lack of a better term. 

any country you don't agree with, don't do business with them? that includes tourism, yes?

[eklipse]

This is so revolting.  What a disgusting sense of “justice”. 

[ghostrek]

  On 7/15/2023 at 11:41 PM, eklipse said:

This is so revolting.  What a disgusting sense of “justice”. 

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@eklipse yeah I agree with that I definitely think this is bullshit and I'm a man and I'm saying that i'm also uncle several nieces so so I am very concerned on that front I hope none of my nieces studying in Italy anytime soon

[lupin_bebop]

Yeah. Everything about this is……..no. 

[discolé monade]

listening to an old conan skit,  and this was mentioned.

 

Edited July 29, 2023 by discolé monade

[Sieg67]

 

  On 7/28/2023 at 11:44 PM, discolé monade said:

listening to an old conan skit,  and this was mentioned.

 

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Was that suppose to link to this thread?

[discolé monade]

  On 7/29/2023 at 4:13 AM, Sieg67 said:

 

Was that suppose to link to this thread?

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sorry about that. i was correcting the sentance and must of ....eh. 

fixed.