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Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground


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3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Why is Katy Perry dressed as a dude dressed as a flat-chested Jessica Rabbit standing by a dumpster? 

Because where else are you going to fuck a bad Jessica Rabbit cosplayer?

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22 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

Give me enough money and I'll pose by the truck wearing that dress.

That gives me an idea - give me enough money and I WON'T pose by one of those dumpsters wearing that dress. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

TikTok is dead

 

Unanimous ruling at that. It never stood a chance.

 

You say that, but.... Trump has something else in mind.

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On 1/12/2025 at 1:05 AM, Sieg67 said:

Somehow this has flown under my radar.

In other news, just like how Musk takes credit for the accomplishments of the actual smart people he hires, he has people play games for him to make him look like a god level gamer.
The more I learn about him, the more I think he's a pathetic cringe-lord.  Literally has to use to money to try to make people like him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/gaming/gaming-platforms/gamers-are-accusing-elon-musk-of-cheating-at-popular-video-games-by-allegedly-turning-to-loopholes-and-hiring-better-users-to-play-for-him/ar-BB1r9Omx

So, between trolling on Twitter, the occasional gaming during work hours, following Trump like the second coming of Rasputin, and impregnating women in high positions at his companies, paying gamers to boost his account doesn't faze me at all. For example, his shitty elden ring character build should've rang bells back then that he wasn't a real gamer but a grifter.

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I said Musk needs to be deported back to South Africa, get raped by several of the largest mandingos without lube, get shaved bald, get tarred and feathered, and ultimately get necklaced on the streets of Johannesburg.

I hope you're all happy.

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2 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I said Musk needs to be deported back to South Africa, get raped by several of the largest mandingos without lube, get shaved bald, get tarred and feathered, and ultimately get necklaced on the streets of Johannesburg.

I hope you're all happy.

Oh, that was it?

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31 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I said Musk needs to be deported back to South Africa, get raped by several of the largest mandingos without lube, get shaved bald, get tarred and feathered, and ultimately get necklaced on the streets of Johannesburg.

I hope you're all happy.

Necklacing was a nice touch, though maybe a tad bit more violent than vulgar.

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42 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I said Musk needs to be deported back to South Africa, get raped by several of the largest mandingos without lube, get shaved bald, get tarred and feathered, and ultimately get necklaced on the streets of Johannesburg.

I hope you're all happy.

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Also, make sure to harvest Musk's seed before you rolling his burning carcass down the street:  Westpark needs someone to father down syndrome babies with his lesbian baby mamas on account he's impotent from all that soda.

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1 hour ago, Insipid said:

I said Musk needs to be deported back to South Africa, get raped by several of the largest mandingos without lube, get shaved bald, get tarred and feathered, and ultimately get necklaced on the streets of Johannesburg.

I hope you're all happy.

What are you, Mormon?

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Posted
1 hour ago, GunStarHero said:

I'm sure Packard would know. 

Laugh all you want, but there is someone out there who will take her home at the end of the night and show her the love she didn't get

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I know this isn't particularly important, but what exactly is the roman salute?  As far as I know, it's something Mussolini imagined while jerking off to a Imperial Roman statue, right? 

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