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If you get super drunk before getting sucked up in a tornado you might survive 

 

..... you'll probably die .... either way might be better to be drunk? .....

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Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

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Is there a .. vacuum running.  I feel sleepy.  I can't imagine, rightly why this would make a difference in the community.  I have the formula from 25 years ago.

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2 hours ago, Seight said:

I was... just in the middle of a tornado warning and there was a lot of hail.

1/10, would not recommend to others.

 

I have a theory I haven't been able to test yet

headbutt the tornado

Things are going to be getting a little crazy the closer you get but I need you to stay focused and record your findings by doing a test head chop towards the wind every 50 feet and recording the results

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I've been rather disappointed by the tornado action in my neck of the woods considering I allegedly live in tornado alley.....

Kidding, of course.... Louisiana's yearly floods make you learn to laugh at disaster

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5 hours ago, molarbear said:

I have a theory I haven't been able to test yet

headbutt the tornado

Things are going to be getting a little crazy the closer you get but I need you to stay focused and record your findings by doing a test head chop towards the wind every 50 feet and recording the results

I'll think about it next time

(I ain't doing that shit, but I'll think about it)

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4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No one hated him in particular until the whole Napster thing, and then all of a sudden everyone was like, "Lars Ulrich is metal's worst ever drummer."

 

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Bruh ... keep your tornadoes to yourself.

I decided to get groceries before the storm .... except I had to unload them in the downpour in my little rain jacket. I am soaked down to my underwear from my waist down

Raincoat did keep the tits dry though 

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3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Yoooooo, wtf is a mallo cup 

Didn't want to ask in the spleen thread, lest mthor jump my ass again

A question is ok - it's when the discussion gets longer than 75% of the rest of the threads in rants....

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9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Yoooooo, wtf is a mallo cup 

Didn't want to ask in the spleen thread, lest mthor jump my ass again

Mallo Cups are an American coconut-laced milk chocolate cup that contains a whipped marshmallow center invented in 1936 by Boyer.

Trust me, the concept is better sounding than the execution. I never knew a candy could feel like it had TOO MUCH sugar.

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13 hours ago, discolé monade said:

google?

I wanted to ask Seight.....Part of the fun is not knowing and getting a first hand account.....I only Google when I'm sure someone else is wrong but not sure if I'm right.

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5 hours ago, Seight said:

Mallo Cups are an American coconut-laced milk chocolate cup that contains a whipped marshmallow center invented in 1936 by Boyer.

Trust me, the concept is better sounding than the execution. I never knew a candy could feel like it had TOO MUCH sugar.

The concept doesn't sound all that good at all.

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1 hour ago, stilgar said:

The concept doesn't sound all that good at all.

It's just a really really disappointing bite when you realize the thing you thought looked like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup tastes like something you scraped off a stick at beach barbecue pit.

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5 hours ago, scoobdog said:

It's just a really really disappointing bite when you realize the thing you thought looked like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup tastes like something you scraped off a stick at beach barbecue pit.

Right, and you taste it and think "Okay I see why I haven't heard of this before"

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