scoobdog Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 6 hours ago, cyberbully said: At this convenient care because my dr has no openings today and i just watched 2 people pass out amd have the ambulance pick them up.....i just have a runny nose, i dont know wtf is floatong around in here There's an urgent care across the parking lot from my office, and every time I look there's a paramedic and ambulance out there. The ambulance I understand, but the paramedic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 I just can't imagine myself becoming a father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 I think I'm developing a an addiction to peppermint tea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 Whichever bitch ass official said that shit, I hope they get Long Covid. And that thing where everything you eat tastes like sewage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) Do men wear rings .... just for... fun? Edited January 6, 2022 by Vamped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 lol Oilers😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Do men wear rings .... just for... fun? I used to....Pinkie and middle....But that was the 90s and I wanted to be flossy... I don't wear any jewelry now,,,not even earrings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Do men wear rings .... just for... fun? If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 13 hours ago, André Toulon said: I used to....Pinkie and middle....But that was the 90s and I wanted to be flossy... I don't wear any jewelry now,,,not even earrings. I associate pinky rings with pimps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I associate pinky rings with pimps I mean ...I was emulating PimpC because that was the man in the Dirty...but I def was no pimp 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 On 1/3/2022 at 9:25 PM, bnmjy said: TIL that Maggie Baird, Billie Eilish's mom, voices an asari character in Mass Effect. her mom is actually the real star billie is just a red herring 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Poof said: her mom is actually the real star billie is just a red herring I had no idea her mom was so famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I had no idea her mom was so famous. her moms a mastermind. I'm pretty sure its one of those sad situations 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Just now, Poof said: her moms a mastermind. I'm pretty sure its one of those sad situations I mean, after seeing Billie talk about her self worth issues, it's hard not to figure the family dynamics. Meanwhile, her dad doesn't seem to have a wiki page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 So the family wants me to start dating again Spoiler 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 19 hours ago, scoobdog said: If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on? I read thar way to early this morning at work and was like nope .... don't need to accidentally say cock rings at work Neeerp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Kudasai said: So the family wants me to start dating again Reveal hidden contents Just lie about it XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 7, 2022 Author Share Posted January 7, 2022 When the fuck did Inukami get a blu-ray release? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Me .... a troll?! Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Me .... a troll?! Reveal hidden contents I've always known....just glad you decided to come to DF so people didn't think I was BSin when I said vamped be dropping jewels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Mushi-shi deserves more love 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 My advice to him would be you should save some money and take your ass to a brothel if you really want to scratch that itch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 On 1/6/2022 at 11:40 AM, Vamped said: I associate pinky rings with pimps or good fellas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Why.was.killface.NAKED 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Oh my God, my dad holds a grudge for years. He is ranting about some old Sidney Poitier tea from back in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Was very close to putting in my 2 week notice, then heard I am about to be promoted. Considered it and was leaning strongly toward saying no if and when offered bc too much extra bullshit for not enough money and putting in my notice then. But had a talk w boss abt how easy it is to get basically endless promotions in relatively rapid succession if you're willing to relocate relatively often. So now considering accepting the promotion and using it as a springboard to a completely different job in a completely different place for more money and hopefully not as much bullshit as it would be here. But still idk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 I need reliable backstory into this hookah beatdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 (edited) A shoe ..... sounds like a ripoff Edited January 9, 2022 by Vamped 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamped Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Ah yes .... nothing says apartment living like piles of cigarette butts on my balcony and someone being verbally abused at 10:00pm on a Monday night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Where did these specks of blood come that I found of my pillow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 Is Kudasai doing some freaky shit with a sleep demon late at night and then forgetting about it the next morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 I want to never finish this depressing ass show but Levi.... Why the fuck they make Levi so hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Maybe I’ll write a book about life as a bat shit bananas person. I’ll call it “Heat Waves and Cold Snaps” “life in the midst of bat shit bananacy” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I hate bugs but I respect the female praying mantis. If I could have a super power I will def want the ability to bite people’s heads off mid sentence sex may or may not be necessary. Like maybe there’d be a side ability. Succubus mantisbus could live forever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 How I miss living within walking distance to the subway. I live close to buses but it’s not the same thing. I miss getting into midtown Manhattan in 15 minutes instead of the forever journey it is today. My other half played Captain Obvious last night and told me how “we aren’t going anywhere anymore” in regards to us moving cuz I hate it here. lol those words made me feel like he performed a fatality on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 55 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: How I miss living within walking distance to the subway. I live close to buses but it’s not the same thing. I miss getting into midtown Manhattan in 15 minutes instead of the forever journey it is today. My other half played Captain Obvious last night and told me how “we aren’t going anywhere anymore” in regards to us moving cuz I hate it here. lol those words made me feel like he performed a fatality on me Why... I get bored easily. This is honestly the longest I've ever been still and it's just because I don't wanna keep uprooting my kids because my attention span has run out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Why... I get bored easily. This is honestly the longest I've ever been still and it's just because I don't wanna keep uprooting my kids because my attention span has run out I’m not gonna move far from my dad. I’m afraid if I leave him alone he’ll just let himself go. So I guess in a way our reasons aren’t that different. Both family related and putting others first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I was just thinking last night how I hate the process of moving. I was like ... lemme see how much a moving company costs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 13, 2022 Author Share Posted January 13, 2022 I paused Shoot to Kill yesterday on a scene where Poitier is helped out of his wet clothes by Berenger's character who also is holding him close to warm him up. Seriously, it looks a little Brokeback Mountainish, and it shouldn't be held against me that I am looking very direspectfully at that scene. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 13, 2022 Author Share Posted January 13, 2022 I CANNOT BE BLAMED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Oh .... my 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 When I get stupid stressed my neck stiffens up. Its hard to turn my head to the right. I feel like the alien roach from Men in Black right now pls help 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I’m laughing at the comparison not because your neck is stiff. I hope that starts to unknot itself. Sucks not being able to turn your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 14, 2022 Author Share Posted January 14, 2022 Goddamn Dairy Queen. Whose nephew did y'all find to post some of those terrible food pics on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 14, 2022 Author Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) I haven't had a reason to look up 'vascular' on Twitter before today(doom scrolling covid shit), but I should have guessed that 'roid daddy fetish' would appear in the results. Their veins looking like they're about to expode is evidently a turn on for folks. I still remember looking up something tiger related and boom WEIRD FETISH SHIT. Wasn't even furry so I was like, 'What is the connection?' Edited January 14, 2022 by DragonSinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 3 hours ago, DragonSinger said: I haven't had a reason to look up 'vascular' on Twitter before today(doom scrolling covid shit), but I should have guessed that 'roid daddy fetish' would appear in the results. Their veins looking like they're about to expode is evidently a turn on for folks. I still remember looking up something tiger related and boom WEIRD FETISH SHIT. Wasn't even furry so I was like, 'What is the connection?' I'm not gonna lie, I like a stray vein or two on a dude's forearm. Not like roid rage, blood vessels about to burst ... but like .... I do ranch work .... or chop down trees type His hands might be a little rough ... I'm sorry what were we talking about? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) Some people really have a strange idea about foreplay Edited January 15, 2022 by Kudasai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Star Trek: First Contact 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 17 hours ago, Vamped said: I'm not gonna lie, I like a stray vein or two on a dude's forearm. Not like roid rage, blood vessels about to burst ... but like .... I do ranch work .... or chop down trees type His hands might be a little rough ... I'm sorry what were we talking about? How I don't go looking for sex stuff but it still finds me Why are there weird looking Ai no Kusabi books? Who dis bitch's name on the covers? How did drama over this weird lady start a brouhaha on Dear Author? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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