Mix Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Like not a person It was dark and I don't know what it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 A perverted ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: A perverted ghost. Ghosts are chaotic neutral....They aren't dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 It was a rat, this ain't a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 a tail a yiffy tail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Well there's no need to brag about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: A perverted ghost. @ghostrek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 I wouldn't mind being fondled in the night by a horny spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 8 hours ago, bnmjy said: @ghostrek What did you say not cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Vamped said: Haunter used Lick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Vamped said: 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Skiles said: I wouldn't mind being fondled in the night by a horny spirit. even a dude spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 21 hours ago, Mix said: Like not a person It was dark and I don't know what it was No joke...I’ve had that happen too...it was my leg then it was my shoulder....weirded me tf out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: even a dude spirit? Doesnt matter, had sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: id let her caress my balls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 15, 2020 Author Share Posted November 15, 2020 30 minutes ago, Still Me said: No joke...I’ve had that happen too...it was my leg then it was my shoulder....weirded me tf out right!!! none of these guys get it....the eerie feeling afterward 'cause you're sure something touched you, but there's nothing and no one around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 22 hours ago, Mix said: Like not a person It was dark and I don't know what it was it was the slug don't worry it's benign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: even a dude spirit? ESPECIALLY a dude spirit. Gimme that sweet ghost cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 15, 2020 Author Share Posted November 15, 2020 Alright, @Skiles next halloween you're definitely Ray Stantz and I don't want to hear another word about Venkman no matter how much you think you resemble Bill Murray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 23 hours ago, Mix said: Like not a person It was dark and I don't know what it was What if it was a spider? This is why I don't sleep naked, I fear a brown recluse strolling along and biting me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 20 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: id let her caress my balls She'd tie them up until they turn into raisins and fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 19 hours ago, Mix said: Alright, @Skiles next halloween you're definitely Ray Stantz and I don't want to hear another word about Venkman no matter how much you think you resemble Bill Murray Shit, I look more like Egon than Venkman any day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 You're welcome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Maybe you have some advanced pants from the future that know how to up the comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: She'd tie them up until they turn into raisins and fall off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 20 hours ago, molarbear said: What if it was a spider? This is why I don't sleep naked, I fear a brown recluse strolling along and biting me If I die from a spider bite....a freakin' spider bite.....then it is what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 22 hours ago, Mix said: right!!! none of these guys get it....the eerie feeling afterward 'cause you're sure something touched you, but there's nothing and no one around Yeah but in a weird way I did find it soothing...cause they could have hurt me if it was a ghost right? But instead decided to caress me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yeah but in a weird way I did find it soothing...cause they could have hurt me if it was a ghost right? But instead decided to caress me watch me die and your soothed ass somehow survives....i'm gonna be so pissed....even more so than if I died from a spider bite @molarbear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Maybe it’s a horney ghost man...let them caress your balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: Maybe it’s a horney ghost man...let them caress your balls... look I can't just be lettin' any ol' poltergeist get at these... They aren't just any ol' pair of dusty sock batteries... They're my prized feature...my closer....my pépites d'or and who knows where Casper has been, my (suddenly more relevant) god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 27 minutes ago, Mix said: look I can't just be lettin' any ol' poltergeist get at these... They aren't just any ol' pair of dusty sock batteries... They're my prized feature...my closer....my pépites d'or and who knows where Casper has been, my (suddenly more relevant) god If he's a horney (pronounced whore naaaay) ghost.... He probably didn't clip his fingernails when he was among us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: If he's a horney (pronounced whore naaaay) ghost.... He probably didn't clip his fingernails when he was among us.... that's gross...that's a deal breaker that even supersedes the whole ectoplasm thing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: If I die from a spider bite....a freakin' spider bite.....then it is what it is It's not death you gotta worry about, brown recluse venom can cause necrosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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