Codename: Jackass Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Ever notice how they look like little turds? Shit candy. Awful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 i don't think i've had one in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Fuck you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i don't think i've had one in years Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, stilgar said: Fuck you too. They belong in the garbage can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Tootsie pops are where its at 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Really lots of candy looks like poop 💩 it's part of the fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Haven't had one in years, my mind is telling me it's pretty much chocolate taffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Double bubble bubble gum is worse. Rather have tootsie rolls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｎａ ｓｅｅ ａ ｔｏｏｔｓｉｅ ｒｏｌｌ ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Double bubble bubble gum is worse. Rather have tootsie rolls. I'm good with just about any candy except Black Licorice and Candy Corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, bnmjy said: ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｎａ ｓｅｅ ａ ｔｏｏｔｓｉｅ ｒｏｌｌ ? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Know what's terrible? Goodn'Plenty. They trick you into thinking they'll be delicious with the colors. But no. They are not good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 25 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Know what's terrible? Goodn'Plenty. They trick you into thinking they'll be delicious with the colors. But no. They are not good. You sure you got the right candy? Good & Plenty (licorice flavored) is pink & white. Good & Fruity is multi-colored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Pink and white. It should taste like strawberries and vanilla. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Pink and white. It should taste like strawberries and vanilla. No candy brand that's older than me should be strawberries and vanilla. Edited July 7, 2020 by tsar4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Here's some bottom tier stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 58 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Know what's terrible? Goodn'Plenty. They trick you into thinking they'll be delicious with the colors. But no. They are not good. you shut your whore mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, discole monade said: you shut your whore mouth. i really don't understand people who don't like black licorice. just because it's not tooth-meltingly sweet doesn't make it shit candy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Good N' Plenty should be taken off all shelves as a precaution to human safety. Do you know why dogs lick their own asses? They had a Good N' Plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Good N' Plenty should be taken off all shelves as a precaution to human safety. Do you know why dogs lick their own asses? They had a Good N' Plenty. #cancelculture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Just now, wacky1980 said: #cancelculture #justsayno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, resurrected said: Good N' Plenty should be taken off all shelves as a precaution to human safety. Do you know why dogs lick their own asses? They had a Good N' Plenty. You got into the Tide pods again, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: You got into the Tide pods again, didn't you? I never got out, bro. Ooooo what a rush!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, resurrected said: Good N' Plenty should be taken off all shelves as a precaution to human safety. Do you know why dogs lick their own asses? They had a Good N' Plenty. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, discole monade said: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Your name looks weird. dIsCoLe MoNaDe Do you prefer discole or monade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 I give it a week on a deserted island before a Tootsie Roll brings you to tears when you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Tootsie Rolls are just gummie Yoo-hoo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 7 hours ago, new_disease said: Tootsie pops are where its at This I can get behind. Solid B-tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, empty said: This I can get behind. Solid B-tier. Now Payday bars tho, those are my shit 😏 caramel goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 HOT TAKE: The fruit flavored ones are Fine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 The best is eating the orange and vanilla tootsie rolls at the same time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Just now, stilgar said: The best is eating the orange and vanilla tootsie rolls at the same time. The colors on the wrappers are deceiving as fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 You may be colorblind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Just now, stilgar said: You may be colorblind. I think it was vanilla and lemon that piss me off. Blue for vanilla? Dafuq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 hours ago, resurrected said: Your name looks weird. dIsCoLe MoNaDe Do you prefer discole or monade? it's weird, right? iono... monade sounds lilke some sort of spread. discole sounds odd. the whole thing looks like some country bumpkin canadian french name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 18 hours ago, tsar4 said: Baby Ruth is okay but I like Snickers better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 17 hours ago, Poof said: Really lots of candy looks like poop 💩 it's part of the fun 100 Grand is a much better turd bar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 17 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Haven't had one in years, my mind is telling me it's pretty much chocolate taffy It's like taffy but worse and it barely tastes like chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 17 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Double bubble bubble gum is worse. Rather have tootsie rolls. Super Bubble > Dubble Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 16 hours ago, bnmjy said: ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｎａ ｓｅｅ ａ ｔｏｏｔｓｉｅ ｒｏｌｌ ? please do not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 16 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Know what's terrible? Goodn'Plenty. They trick you into thinking they'll be delicious with the colors. But no. They are not good. Anise is an acquired taste. I used to hate black licorice but I've come to kind of like it. Still won't go out of my way for Good n' Plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 15 hours ago, tsar4 said: Here's some bottom tier stuff You know, hard candy is criminally underrated. Those little ribbon ones are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Lasty said: I give it a week on a deserted island before a Tootsie Roll brings you to tears when you see it. When would that be a realistic scenario for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said: Tootsie Rolls are just gummie Yoo-hoo's. Even Yoo-Hoo is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 hours ago, new_disease said: Now Payday bars tho, those are my shit 😏 caramel goodness I hate peanuts. Payday is an exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Seight said: HOT TAKE: The fruit flavored ones are Fine. Agreed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, empty said: 100 Grand is a much better turd bar. ever put a tootsie roll in your butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I think it was vanilla and lemon that piss me off. Blue for vanilla? Dafuq The lime are best anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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