Azalar Hex Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) My answer is probably five. Edited May 24, 2020 by Azalar Hex 1
Sawdamizer Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 Oh.. is this a variation on the 4chan grape subway thing? Viper... get a job man. You're almost as bad as Nabs
Azalar Hex Posted May 24, 2020 Author Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Viper? No. His taco name was a ripoff of me. Edited May 24, 2020 by Azalar Hex
Sawdamizer Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: Viper? No. His taco name was a ripoff of me. Its you
Sawdamizer Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 Remember when viper created his own boards without hookers or blackjacks?
bnmjy Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Remember when viper created his own boards without hookers or blackjacks? Yes. But op really isn't viper.
Naraku4656 Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Its you as someone who has talked to Azalar in Discord voice chat several times, I can also confirm that he is not viper.
Sawdamizer Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: as someone who has talked to Azalar in Discord voice chat several times, I can also confirm that he is not viper. Oh... ok
Poof Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 A lot a lot. Like whatever amount you think, it's more than that 1
Still Me Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 regardless of the number...can you imagine the satisfaction of the “bloo bloo bloop” of poopin em back out.... 2
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Poof said: A lot a lot. Like whatever amount you think, it's more than that 1
Still Me Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: I see a human hair on them and it makes me gag a little
molarbear Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Azalar Hex said: My answer is probably five. Why stick them in your butt when you can crush them, let them ferment, and then drink them? 1
Ultima Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Remember when viper created his own boards without hookers or blackjacks? The Z Man told me about that. It was supposed to be the next big thing on the internet. What happened to those boards? 1
Sawdamizer Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, Ultima said: The Z Man told me about that. It was supposed to be the next big thing on the internet. What happened to those boards? Failed. Like everything else Viper attempts.
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, Ultima said: The Z Man told me about that. It was supposed to be the next big thing on the internet. What happened to those boards? The Z Man sounds like a pretty smart and well informed guy, I hope I get the honor of meeting him one day. 1
Lasty Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 Pretty sure the pressure would crush them before they made their way in, but I am not going to test this out.
avec Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, Lasty said: Pretty sure the pressure would crush them before they made their way in, but I am not going to test this out. A perfect opportunity for jam. 1
Bouvre Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Lasty said: Pretty sure the pressure would crush them before they made their way in, but I am not going to test this out. Despite not sounding ideal, freezing them would an option. You'd just have to be quick about all of them because they'd thaw fast. 1
SwimModSponges Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 If they were lubricated and the asshole was willing I see no reason to think the grape would be crushed by the sphincter muscle.
Seight Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 I'm gonna level with you. The hospitals have enough going on rn without trying to create the medical name for "wine and/or jelly in person's ass." 1 2
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 50 minutes ago, Seight said: I'm gonna level with you. The hospitals have enough going on rn without trying to create the medical name for "wine and/or jelly in person's ass." oh God, that reminded me of some article I've seen a couple years back about folks sticking things up their asses and having to go to the hospital to get them removed. There was one guy that had a condom filled with nuts and bolts that he stuck up there, and another crazy bastard that stuck up some sex toy and then a blob of cement. The article was written from some doctors perspective on that, him mentioning he quickly learned (with the same people coming back) that them sticking that stuff up there was only half the thrill for them, the second half is getting someone to reach up there to remove it.
Lasty Posted May 24, 2020 Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: Despite not sounding ideal, freezing them would an option. You'd just have to be quick about all of them because they'd thaw fast. Herein lies a conundrum; the more grapes you can fit in there, the longer they would have to thaw. OP also does not specify "frozen" grapes, but simply says "grapes", potentially disqualifying the venture.
Lasty Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: If they were lubricated and the asshole was willing I see no reason to think the grape would be crushed by the sphincter muscle. Grapes are relatively fragile as far as fruit goes. It doesn't take much force to remove the skin of the grape. Again, I am not testing this personally... I can only speculate about sphincter force to grape integrity ratios and what not...
SwimModSponges Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 Skinning a grape and inserting it into an anus are two entirely separate things and I am 100% sure a grape would not be crushed.
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 To be realistic, when you say how many grapes can you fit in your b hole, pretty much talking about your colon / large intestines, and considering it's designed to be able to stretch, it able to stretch pretty damn big, if some fucking lunatic were serious about wanting to see how many grapes they could fit up their ass, easily a hundred I'd imagine, more so if they get mashed together while inside their ass.
Bouvre Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Lasty said: Herein lies a conundrum; the more grapes you can fit in there, the longer they would have to thaw. OP also does not specify "frozen" grapes, but simply says "grapes", potentially disqualifying the venture. Well then shit if they don't have to stay intact, I don't even want to guess how much I could put in there. If they have to stay intact: zero. Details you probably never need to know in the spoilers. Spoiler My butthole is very tight. Edited May 25, 2020 by Bouvre 1
Azalar Hex Posted May 25, 2020 Author Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) Frozen grapes are acceptable and actually more accurate for the goals of this question due to their more sturdy nature. Frozen grapes it is. This question now has to do with how many rock solid ice cold frozen grapes you could fit into your butthole. My answer is still five despite my experience with the ungodly massive shits I have taken. Edited May 25, 2020 by Azalar Hex 1
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 We need someone to volunteer, for science of course.
SwimModSponges Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 36 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: To be realistic, when you say how many grapes can you fit in your b hole, pretty much talking about your colon / large intestines, and considering it's designed to be able to stretch, it able to stretch pretty damn big, if some fucking lunatic were serious about wanting to see how many grapes they could fit up their ass, easily a hundred I'd imagine, more so if they get mashed together while inside their ass. This guy has the right answer. However I would not use a frozen grape for a multitude of reasons, mostly concerning discomfort and the fact that freezing fruit removes water from them, thereby preventing the squishyness I feel would be required to pass through the ring muscle and into the generous space of the colon.
Lasty Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: This guy has the right answer. However I would not use a frozen grape for a multitude of reasons, mostly concerning discomfort and the fact that freezing fruit removes water from them, thereby preventing the squishyness I feel would be required to pass through the ring muscle and into the generous space of the colon. I don't think it counts if they don't come back out intact. The squishing and destruction of the grape gives an inaccurate measurement. It's a lot like the punch line of most dead baby jokes? It's not a grape anymore if it's structural integrity is disturbed. We should just go with plastic marbles at this rate. (the potential of broken glass up in there sounds like a recipe for a lifelong medical issue)
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Lasty said: I don't think it counts if they don't come back out intact. The squishing and destruction of the grape gives an inaccurate measurement. It's a lot like the punch line of most dead baby jokes? It's not a grape anymore if it's structural integrity is disturbed. We should just go with plastic marbles at this rate. (the potential of broken glass up in there sounds like a recipe for a lifelong medical issue) If someone had the sphincter strength to shatter marbles I'd be very impressed
Lasty Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said: If someone had the sphincter strength to shatter marbles I'd be very impressed I am foreseeing something more like sheer volume of marbles creating enough pressure to at least crack a marble, which would still be pretty bad if it cut you.
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lasty said: I am foreseeing something more like sheer volume of marbles creating enough pressure to at least crack a marble, which would still be pretty bad if it cut you. I once read a post on 4chan where a guy was talking about how one night his wife/gf was passed out drunk and he had a bag of marbles, him proceeding to stick all of them up her ass while she was asleep, and then the next morning she was runnin to the bathroom thinking she had to go, just for a hail of marbles to spew out instead.
Lasty Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Do you want to confirm your answer? I ALREADY SAID I am not going to test this personally.
Vamped Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Lasty said: I ALREADY SAID I am not going to test this personally. All caps is serious business ... Are you trying to convince yourself that you dont want to ?
Lasty Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, Vamped said: All caps is serious business ... Are you trying to convince yourself that you dont want to ? YES, NOW START ENABLING ME BEFORE I INTERNET FLIP OUT 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Its you No. Azalar is an OG. 1
NaBarney Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Oh.. is this a variation on the 4chan grape subway thing? Viper... get a job man Hahaha, how are you so bad at this? And just the other day you thought the actual viper was fuggs, WTF please just stop lmao
Sawdamizer Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Nablotson said: Hahaha, how are you so bad at this? And just the other day you thought the actual viper was fuggs, WTF please just stop lmao Go prep a plate, scrub
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 14 hours ago, avec said: A perfect opportunity for jam. Are you going to lick that jam out of his butthole? 😂
SwimModSponges Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 Just throwing this out there, i have no idea who anybody is.
Azalar Hex Posted May 25, 2020 Author Posted May 25, 2020 How dare people not know who I am when 99% of what I post is on the discord and not on the boards where you people are.
avec Posted May 26, 2020 Posted May 26, 2020 14 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are you going to lick that jam out of his butthole? 😂 Wow, way to read my mind buddy. Except no. Ass jam should be properly canned before consumption.
Recommended Posts