Katya_Hiki Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 i EXPECT ONLY THE FINEST OF ADVICE DONT WORRY WHAT JOB, JUST GIVE ME THE ADVICE
Katya_Hiki Posted August 6, 2019 Author Posted August 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kudasai said: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR AM NOW NAKED AND AFRAID
Kudasai Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 Just now, Katya_Hiki said: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR AM NOW NAKED AND AFRAID 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 if he invites you into a room with a leather couch, leave 3
Seight Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 If they ask you "Where do you see yourself in five years?", don't say "doing your wife."
Raptorpat Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 conceptualize that you're interviewing them too, because it goes both ways 1
Ginguy Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.)
fuggstop Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.) Its sad u have to say this. I work with a guy who reeks from 10 ft away DAILY
bnmjy Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Learn your kegels and do them during the interview. Good advice, bitch. 1
Katya_Hiki Posted August 7, 2019 Author Posted August 7, 2019 Just now, Ginguy said: Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.) wow real advice, im impressed, i painted my nails im ready to goooooo 1
Cau Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Make sure to establish your dominance quickly and absolutely.
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Think fast and answer questions with a smile. Dont. Freeze up. If you dont understand a question, ask for clarification. Answer honestly. I was once asked if a manager was asking me to do something i wasn't supposed to how i would handle it and i honestly answered that i never have been in such a situation. I still got the job. Dont speak negatively about past employment
garbagepailcat Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Practice common questions and answers familiarize yourself with company motto/mission statement fake confidence 2
Mix Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Switch to clear liquor like vodka. They can't smell it on your breath. 1 1
KimopoBotar Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: conceptualize that you're interviewing them too, because it goes both ways This really helps. Thank you. 2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: Practice common questions and answers familiarize yourself with company motto/mission statement fake confidence This was my plan and seeing it supported makes the last part easier.
cyberbully Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Mix said: Switch to clear liquor like vodka. They can't smell it on your breath. Welp, once again, Mix steals my thunder....Fuck it, I'm going back to DF 4
crackymckrackin Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 Picture your interviewers naked and giggle a lot. Ask about any birthmarks you see while using your imagination. 1
discolé monade Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 inquire about their arbor day policy. is that a paid holiday, or will they consider it a personal day?
lupin_bebop Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) Be confident. Research the company you're going to. Knowing about them gives you some insight and leverage. It also helps you understand their culture a little bit. Know your worth. Meaning: Don't let them lowball you. If you've done your research on salary (which you should), you know when they are giving you bullshit offers. Arrive 15-30 minute early. Listen to music to calm you down beforehand. This also gives you time to observe the environment you'll potentially be in for a while as a fly on the wall. Turn your phone OFF during the interview. Obvious reason here. Don't be afraid to point out disrespect. If the interviewer is being disrespectful of you, your uncertainty, or your time, do NOT be afraid to call them on it. Also, feel free to stop the interview and walk out, if needed. You'll probably never run into this, but eventually, it happens. Don't be afraid to ask for the job at the end. Don't be afraid to say "No" to them. Edited August 8, 2019 by lupin_bebop
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 I got nothing. I fucking suck at interviews.
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