Katya_Hiki Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 i EXPECT ONLY THE FINEST OF ADVICE DONT WORRY WHAT JOB, JUST GIVE ME THE ADVICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kudasai said: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR AM NOW NAKED AND AFRAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Just now, Katya_Hiki said: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR AM NOW NAKED AND AFRAID 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 if he invites you into a room with a leather couch, leave 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 If they ask you "Where do you see yourself in five years?", don't say "doing your wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 conceptualize that you're interviewing them too, because it goes both ways 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.) Its sad u have to say this. I work with a guy who reeks from 10 ft away DAILY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Learn your kegels and do them during the interview. Good advice, bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Dont listen to Phillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katya_Hiki Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 Just now, Ginguy said: Dress for the job you want in five years. Be polite. Shower. (seriously, I interviewed three guys yesterday and two of them reeked like they just came from the gym.) wow real advice, im impressed, i painted my nails im ready to goooooo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Make sure to establish your dominance quickly and absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Think fast and answer questions with a smile. Dont. Freeze up. If you dont understand a question, ask for clarification. Answer honestly. I was once asked if a manager was asking me to do something i wasn't supposed to how i would handle it and i honestly answered that i never have been in such a situation. I still got the job. Dont speak negatively about past employment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Practice common questions and answers familiarize yourself with company motto/mission statement fake confidence 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Switch to clear liquor like vodka. They can't smell it on your breath. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: conceptualize that you're interviewing them too, because it goes both ways This really helps. Thank you. 2 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: Practice common questions and answers familiarize yourself with company motto/mission statement fake confidence This was my plan and seeing it supported makes the last part easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Mix said: Switch to clear liquor like vodka. They can't smell it on your breath. Welp, once again, Mix steals my thunder....Fuck it, I'm going back to DF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Picture your interviewers naked and giggle a lot. Ask about any birthmarks you see while using your imagination. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 it depens on the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 inquire about their arbor day policy. is that a paid holiday, or will they consider it a personal day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Don’t fuck it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) Be confident. Research the company you're going to. Knowing about them gives you some insight and leverage. It also helps you understand their culture a little bit. Know your worth. Meaning: Don't let them lowball you. If you've done your research on salary (which you should), you know when they are giving you bullshit offers. Arrive 15-30 minute early. Listen to music to calm you down beforehand. This also gives you time to observe the environment you'll potentially be in for a while as a fly on the wall. Turn your phone OFF during the interview. Obvious reason here. Don't be afraid to point out disrespect. If the interviewer is being disrespectful of you, your uncertainty, or your time, do NOT be afraid to call them on it. Also, feel free to stop the interview and walk out, if needed. You'll probably never run into this, but eventually, it happens. Don't be afraid to ask for the job at the end. Don't be afraid to say "No" to them. Edited August 8, 2019 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I got nothing. I fucking suck at interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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