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That_One_Guy

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Idk why but homeless people always come up to me and just say really obscure shit. I was at the Greyhound bus station and this conversation literally happened

Homeless guy: yo man you got $5

Me: nah

Hg: I get more ass than a toilet seat

Me: *nervous laugh*

Hg: yeah man my willy Johnson so big if I pulled it out in Pennsylvania I'd get an indecent exposure charge all the way in New York

Me: that's nice.

Hg: keep God in your heart man

Me: ok 

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Idk why but homeless people always come up to me and just say really obscure shit. I was at the Greyhound bus station and this conversation literally happened

Homeless guy: yo man you got $5

Me: nah

Hg: I get more ass than a toilet seat

Me: *nervous laugh*

Hg: yeah man my willy Johnson so big if I pulled it out in Pennsylvania I'd get an indecent exposure charge all the way in New York

Me: that's nice.

Hg: keep God in your heart man

Me: ok 

No shortage of that type.

Lights on, engines running...

Crew and captain bailed.

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1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

Oh, you missed it.  Somebody drove through a tent encampment in Los Angeles and made a video.

 

Wow you mean to tell me there are a lot of homeless people living on Skid Row? Color me surprised. I'm sure all of LA is exactly like this.

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The strangest interaction I ever had with a homeless person was this woman at the Jersey shore. I sat down on some steps adjacent to the bench she was sitting on, checking my phone and she randomly proclaims "oh here comes another one, stickin pins in my neck" there were a few other people around so I just brushed it off. As the crowd dispersed a bit so too did she parting by looking at me proclaiming "you have a choice, you can either be a murderer or be a person" at this point I scanned confusedly only to realize she was indeed talking to me.

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At least you don't attract bigots/white nationalists.

If I had a dollar for every time some asshat just randomly told me about how they hated Jews/Black people/LGBT people/etc. and were surprised when I told them to fuck off, my balloon stash would number in the tens of thousands right now. :|

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7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

At least you don't attract bigots/white nationalists.

If I had a dollar for every time some asshat just randomly told me about how they hated Jews/Black people/LGBT people/etc. and were surprised when I told them to fuck off, my balloon stash would number in the tens of thousands right now. :|

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13 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

At least not in California, New York or New Jersey.  Can't charge cheap rent when taxes and regulatory fees are expensive.

Check rents in Galveston.

 

I like how you claim to know everything about construction, yet this seems to escape your grasp.

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i could have sworn that approval and fed. grants have to be in place for low~income. 

that there are a shit ton of criteria the tenant needs to bring in, and maintain. 

this isn't a 'housing for profit' thing you chode.

fuck it's like you don't even want to use your brain. 

i bet you think you're some sort of interwebs master troll or some shit. 

you're pathetic. 

pacterd ~ LeT mE ARguE aBOUt eVerYtHIng. 

 

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4 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i could have sworn that approval and fed. grants have to be in place for low~income. 

that there are a shit ton of criteria the tenant needs to bring in, and maintain. 

this isn't a 'housing for profit' thing you chode.

fuck it's like you don't even want to use your brain. 

i bet you think you're some sort of interwebs master troll or some shit. 

you're pathetic. 

pacterd ~ LeT mE ARguE aBOUt eVerYtHIng. 

 

I'm not talking about government assisted housing.

When a landlord has to pay $1,500 a month just to keep the property active, he has to charge more than that before he sees one cent in profit.  That includes taxes and regulatory compliance costs.

When the business costs are lower, he would be able to charge less and thus keep his units occupied.

Vacant and idle units turn zero profit.

When I say, "low cost" it has nothing whatsoever to do with the government.

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1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

What's your take on it?

You think landlords want to price themselves out of the market?

The "market" is whatever the average rent is for the region.  In turn, the average rent is determined in part by a combination of property value, materials costs, and labor costs.  That's why markets that are not particularly desirable can still have astronomical rents:  the costs to renovate and maintain a property doesn't typically decrease proportionally with the demand for the the rental space.

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Just now, scoobdog said:

The "market" is whatever the average rent is for the region.  In turn, the average rent is determined in part by a combination of property value, materials costs, and labor costs.  That's why markets that are not particularly desirable can still have astronomical rents:  the costs to renovate and maintain a property doesn't typically decrease proportionally with the demand for the the rental space.

Okay, so when the operating expenses are made substantially lower, a land owner could afford to charge lower rent.

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