Naraku4656 Posted May 30, 2019 Author Posted May 30, 2019 i was VERY close to shitting myself when i was in Maryland for the weekend. i was stuck in traffic in baltimore and couldn't find a public restroom. finally i pestered someone enough to let me use theirs right before i did
DragonSinger Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) It's been so long that I can't even remember. Maybe it's because of dancing, but my ability to clench my butt cheeks when needed has always been super dependable. Edited May 30, 2019 by SorceressPol 1
Vamped Posted May 30, 2019 Posted May 30, 2019 So ... I was like 7 months pregnant and I was leaving work and I thought I could make it back to my apartment .... i couldve stopped at my parents house and pooped but nooo ... I didnt wanna have to stay and talk. I was right around the corner from my apartment and the baby just started fucking tap dancing and it came out .... then I tried to keep it in my maternity pants until I got to the bathroom .... but it slid out right infront of my door ... luckily it was only one guy out there and he didnt say anything about it. I got it up and then he asked me for 50 cents to get slushie 1 3
katt_goddess Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 I think Nixon was in office? Or was it Johnson? I'm not doing math. I was like 1 at the time and couldn't sit on a potty without falling in.
Naraku4656 Posted May 31, 2019 Author Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: I think Nixon was in office? Or was it Johnson? I'm not doing math. I was like 1 at the time and couldn't sit on a potty without falling in. oh great, someone else to enter the old off between @tsar4 @mthor and @1938 Packard. WE GET IT, YOU ALL WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW 15 MILES BOTH WAYS. 2
katt_goddess Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: oh great, someone else to enter the old off between @tsar4 @mthor and @1938 Packard. WE GET IT, YOU ALL WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW 15 MILES BOTH WAYS. If you didn't walk, you didn't get to see interesting things up close.
tsar4 Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: oh great, someone else to enter the old off between @tsar4 @mthor and @1938 Packard. WE GET IT, YOU ALL WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW 15 MILES BOTH WAYS. For me, it would have been Ike.
mthor Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: oh great, someone else to enter the old off between @tsar4 @mthor and @1938 Packard. WE GET IT, YOU ALL WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW 15 MILES BOTH WAYS. Uphill. 3
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: So ... I was like 7 months pregnant and I was leaving work and I thought I could make it back to my apartment .... i couldve stopped at my parents house and pooped but nooo ... I didnt wanna have to stay and talk. I was right around the corner from my apartment and the baby just started fucking tap dancing and it came out .... then I tried to keep it in my maternity pants until I got to the bathroom .... but it slid out right infront of my door ... luckily it was only one guy out there and he didnt say anything about it. I got it up and then he asked me for 50 cents to get slushie "Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like." 1
Skiles Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 June 27, 2017. That's a serious answer too, by the way.
Vamped Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 53 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like." I gave him a dollar because he offered to take the bag to the dumpster buy I refused to hand my poop off. It .... was ... alot. It was like a deflated football ... I am not proud 2
fuggstop Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Coffee has done it way too many times. The worse i was at work and had the bubbly guts in my car. Its real hard to get out my car sometimes in the mornings and i wasnt mentally ready yet. I got out and starting walking but it was too late and started coming out. When made it to the bathroom there was a huge pile on me. And i undressed..it was EVERYWHERE. I had to call my supervisor and tell her i had an emergency...drove 30 mins back home and took a shower. Had to wash my car seat cover. It was bad.
Chapinator_X Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 Had a serious shart on my way home around middle school.
Juice McKenzie Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 i don't remember how old i was, but i was under 10. I remember it well. It was a saturday afternoon and i was outside playing hide and seek. I had to make bears but I didn't want to go to the bathroom and while trying to hold it in, it burst its way out and boom, pooped my pants.
Juice McKenzie Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 9:27 PM, Vamped said: I gave him a dollar because he offered to take the bag to the dumpster buy I refused to hand my poop off. It .... was ... alot. It was like a deflated football ... I am not proud
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