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i was VERY close to shitting myself when i was in Maryland for the weekend. i was stuck in traffic in baltimore and couldn't find a public restroom. finally i pestered someone enough to let me use theirs right before i did

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It's been so long that I can't even remember. Maybe it's because of dancing, but my ability to clench my butt cheeks when needed has always been super dependable.

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So ... I was like 7 months pregnant and I was leaving work and I thought I could make it back to my apartment .... i couldve stopped at my parents house and pooped but nooo ... I didnt wanna have to stay and talk. I was right around the corner from my apartment and the baby just started fucking tap dancing and it came out .... then I tried to keep it in my maternity pants until I got to the bathroom .... but it slid out right infront of my door ... luckily it was only one guy out there and he didnt say anything about it. I got it up and then he asked me for 50 cents to get slushie xD

 

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1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

I think Nixon was in office? Or was it Johnson? 

I'm not doing math. I was like 1 at the time and couldn't sit on a potty without falling in. 

oh great, someone else to enter the old off between @tsar4 @mthor and @1938 Packard. WE GET IT, YOU ALL WALKED TO SCHOOL IN THE SNOW 15 MILES BOTH WAYS.

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

So ... I was like 7 months pregnant and I was leaving work and I thought I could make it back to my apartment .... i couldve stopped at my parents house and pooped but nooo ... I didnt wanna have to stay and talk. I was right around the corner from my apartment and the baby just started fucking tap dancing and it came out .... then I tried to keep it in my maternity pants until I got to the bathroom .... but it slid out right infront of my door ... luckily it was only one guy out there and he didnt say anything about it. I got it up and then he asked me for 50 cents to get slushie xD

 

"Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like."

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53 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

"Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like."

I gave him a dollar because he offered to take the bag to the dumpster buy I refused to hand my poop off. It .... was ... alot. It was like a deflated football ... I am not proud

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Coffee has done it way too many times. The worse i was at work and had the bubbly guts in my car. Its real hard to get out my car sometimes in the mornings and i wasnt mentally ready yet. I got out and starting walking but it was too late and started coming out. When made it to the bathroom there was a huge pile on me. And i undressed..it was EVERYWHERE. 

I had to call my supervisor and tell her i had an emergency...drove 30 mins back home and took a shower. Had to wash my car seat cover. It was bad.

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i don't remember how old i was, but i was under 10. I remember it well. It was a saturday afternoon and i was outside playing hide and seek. I had to make bears but I didn't want to go to the bathroom and while trying to hold it in, it burst its way out and boom, pooped my pants.

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On 5/30/2019 at 9:27 PM, Vamped said:

I gave him a dollar because he offered to take the bag to the dumpster buy I refused to hand my poop off. It .... was ... alot. It was like a deflated football ... I am not proud

 

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