KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 What useless talents do you have? I can maintain a wheelie in a wheelchair indefinitely. Not being crippled this is both useless and seldom used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I got nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: What useless talents do you have? I can maintain a wheelie in a wheelchair indefinitely. Not being crippled this is both useless and seldom used. I....can pop my jaw out of socket... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, CAC said: I got nothing. Your useless talent is being talented at not having useless talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I....can pop my jaw out of socket... Ouch, that sounds painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said: Your useless talent is being talented at not having useless talents. well that's one way of looking at it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Ouch, that sounds painful. na...but it makes this sick pop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can get an erection at will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can bend my arm back to have my elbow level with my face, stack coins on it, and flip my arm down quickly so I catch the coins with my hand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) i can touch my tongue to my nose. i can also lick my elbow Edited March 17, 2019 by Naraku4656 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Greeny said: I can get an erection at will. I'm sure that's useful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can wiggle my ears. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I can bend my arm back to have my elbow level with my face, stack coins on it, and flip my arm down quickly so I catch the coins with my hand. I can do something like that with a water bottle but a stack of coins is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i can touch my tongue to my nose. i can also lick my elbow Are you double jointed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I can wiggle my ears. That's actually useful if you have glasses. Helps pull them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can cause chaos with my presence.. but everyone seems to enjoy it but me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Just now, KimopoBotar said: That's actually useful if you have glasses. Helps pull them up. I actually do have glasses, and if anything, it makes them slip down a little bit. But usually not much effect is felt on my glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: Are you double jointed? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: I'm sure that's useful. Not for me it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I can cause chaos with my presence.. but everyone seems to enjoy it but me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 i can drink lots of milk really fast w/o it bothering me. Like I can do the gallon in an hour challenge even if i use whole milk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore. Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skiles said: I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore. Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless. If we're including video game stuff... I can beat Chill Penguin from Mega Man X with the x-buster very easily, and every time I try. It is kinda time consuming though, because the x-buster doesn't do much damage on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can do the revolver spin tricks with utensils and cutlery. I have no reason to show that off, even at work. And I got really good a certain video game after it stopped being popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Oh here's one, but I've since forgotten how to do it. One time maybe around 5 years ago or so I randomly and by accident figured out how to make my guitar sound like a cat meowing, like Duane on the one episode of Home Movies. Although I guess I was doing it differently then Duane, because if memory serves, he used the sliding technique, while I used a pre-bend/release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I can mimic accents pretty accurately and some voices too. The best voice I can do after practicing is Eartha Kitt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 None of my talents are useless. Like, I can masturbate ambidextrously and I am decent at impressions and singing, so all my talents are good for entertaining myself and others. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 19 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I can bend my arm back to have my elbow level with my face, stack coins on it, and flip my arm down quickly so I catch the coins with my hand. Anybody can do that, the real trick is to do it with $10 worth on your elbow and not drop any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 19 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: i can touch my tongue to my nose. i can also lick my elbow Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Gene Simmons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 16 hours ago, Skiles said: I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore. Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless. That first spyro game was my damn childhood. I need to play the remastered version. I got pretty good at it too. Tried to get more than 99 lives and it capped lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 <.< >.> I Can Make It Rain! Send Money Now! No Coins! [ I'll throw it in the air and watch it swirl ] My aim improves with anger. I once pinged a dude on the tip of his ear with a roach clip from across a room because he was pissing me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 i'm so nearsighted that with my contacts out i can hold a piece of paper up to my face and actually see the bumps in the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 I excel at the mobile game "Game of Dice" without buying in-game items Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 i can stuff and seal envelopes really fast. this was not a natural talent. it's required years of practice. give me a stack of forms and a stack of envelopes, and i can turn them into ready-to-mail items at a rate of about 3 seconds per. it's really quite impressive. turns out it's only useful when you're trying to get several items ready for the mail. so maybe like, once or twice a year. unless your job requires you to stuff lots of envelopes, like mine does, this is a really bad talent to spend your time perfecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 I can move my knee cap up and down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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