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5 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

What useless talents do you have? I can maintain a wheelie in a wheelchair indefinitely. Not being crippled this is both useless and seldom used. 

I....can pop my jaw out of socket...

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1 minute ago, KimopoBotar said:

Your useless talent is being talented at not having useless talents. 

well that's one way of looking at it.

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7 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I can bend my arm back to have my elbow level with my face, stack coins on it, and flip my arm down quickly so I catch the coins with my hand.

I can do something like that with a water bottle but a stack of coins is amazing. 

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i can drink lots of milk really fast w/o it bothering me. Like I can do the gallon in an hour challenge even if i use whole milk

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I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore.

Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless.

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10 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore.

Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless.

If we're including video game stuff...

I can beat Chill Penguin from Mega Man X with the x-buster very easily, and every time I try. It is kinda time consuming though, because the x-buster doesn't do much damage on him.

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I can do the revolver spin tricks with utensils and cutlery. I have no reason to show that off, even at work. 

And I got really good a certain video game after it stopped being popular. 

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Oh here's one, but I've since forgotten how to do it. :( One time maybe around 5 years ago or so I randomly and by accident figured out how to make my guitar sound like a cat meowing, like Duane on the one episode of Home Movies.

Although I guess I was doing it differently then Duane, because if memory serves, he used the sliding technique, while I used a pre-bend/release.

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None of my talents are useless.  Like, I can masturbate ambidextrously and I am decent at impressions and singing, so all my talents are good for entertaining myself and others.

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19 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I can bend my arm back to have my elbow level with my face, stack coins on it, and flip my arm down quickly so I catch the coins with my hand.

Anybody can do that, the real trick is to do it with $10 worth on your elbow and not drop any.

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16 hours ago, Skiles said:

I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore.

Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless.

That first spyro game was my damn childhood. I need to play the remastered version. I got pretty good at it too. 

Tried to get more than 99 lives and it capped lol

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I Can Make It Rain! Send Money Now! No Coins!

[ I'll throw it in the air and watch it swirl ] 

My aim improves with anger. I once pinged a dude on the tip of his ear with a roach clip from across a room because he was pissing me off. 

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i can stuff and seal envelopes really fast. this was not a natural talent. it's required years of practice.

give me a stack of forms and a stack of envelopes, and i can turn them into ready-to-mail items at a rate of about 3 seconds per. it's really quite impressive. turns out it's only useful when you're trying to get several items ready for the mail. so maybe like, once or twice a year. unless your job requires you to stuff lots of envelopes, like mine does, this is a really bad talent to spend your time perfecting.

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