RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift my cock to your mouth. 1 1 1
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 a 4 year old child. multiple times if necessary. 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: 45 lbs for 10 repetitions. on da bench 69
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 55 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Only my Lord and Saviour.... Why you make me post this? 1
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Why you make me post this?
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I can lift over 1000 balloons. full of helium?
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: a 4 year old child. multiple times if necessary. reported 1
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: reported do eet. 1
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: do eet. it been done
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: it been done oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do? 1
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do? better hand in the stolen babys. 1
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: better hand in the stolen babys. i will not concede to the gentleman. *lifts boy* victory is mine! 1
TrigunBebop Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Phillies said: full of helium? Nah. Just regular old air.
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do?
Naraku4656 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 before my shoulder got busted i think i maxed at like 120 which is nothing but it's still something. after that it's only been MAYBE 80 or 100 at most 1
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 i lift bitches and take them to bed all the time
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. Are you roided up?
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Are you roided up? No, I don't take steroids. Why would you ask me that question?
1938 Packard Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Phillies said: 45 lbs for 10 repetitions. on da bench 40 pound dumbell, one hand, floor to overhead ten times.
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: 40 pound dumbell, one hand, floor to overhead ten times. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit. 3
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I can lift a cock to my mouth. 3
1938 Packard Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Fuck you, you lying sack of shit. There's a lot about me that you won't believe.
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: There's a lot about me that you won't believe. Less than before, thanks to the Google. 1
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: before my shoulder got busted i think i maxed at like 120 which is nothing but it's still something. after that it's only been MAYBE 80 or 100 at most thats alpha
Codename: Jackass Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift a hundred pounds right over my head.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 I routinely pull 70 pound trashbags out of the can with one arm. It's my strong arm. 1 1
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 2 hours ago, PurgatoryGirl said: You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. That's impressive. Brick work sucks, I helped out the masons when they were working on my church, gah my arms were rekt after two days.
tsar4 Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: I routinely pull 70 pound trashbags out of the can with one arm. It's my strong arm. 2
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ginguy said: That's impressive. Brick work sucks, I helped out the masons when they were working on my church, gah my arms were rekt after two days. I would take more Ibuprofen, but I don't feel like taking more pills. If the pain starts feeling worse again, I'll use my Lidocaine ointment that my doctor prescribed. Edited August 25, 2018 by PurgatoryGirl
Codename: Jackass Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: How do you think it got so strong?
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: I would take more Ibuprofen, but I don't feel like taking more pills. If the pain starts feeling really worse again, I'll use my Lidocaine ointment that my doctor prescribed. Yeah, eating a banana might help out too, the potassium is good for getting rid of the lactic acid. I need to work out more, office job has me getting soft. 2
discolé monade Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 there was a time when i could deadlift 150 (maybe it was 145) i could fireman carry 160lbs. although, this one time i did manage to carry my gysgt and he was 180lbs. as far as dumbells. 45lbs each for 4 / 10 reps.
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Yeah, eating a banana might help out too, the potassium is good for getting rid of the lactic acid. I need to work out more, office job has me getting soft. Yeah, I know that feeling all too well. Originally, I was prescribed a Lidocaine ointment 5 years ago because of whiplash from a car accident. Very rarely do I use it now, however I do have it refilled on occasion.
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Yeah, I know that feeling all too well. Originally, I was prescribed a Lidocaine ointment 5 years ago because of whiplash from a car accident. Very rarely do I use it now, however I do have it refilled on occasion. Did they give you any physical therapy for the whiplash? I messed up my knee from a slip and fall, I was worried I'd have to have surgery. Turns out that they gave me PT instead and I healed up for the most part. Stiff on rainy days or if I do too much walking, but otherwise I'm fine.
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