Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 45 lbs for 10 repetitions. on da bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift my cock to your mouth. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift over 1000 balloons. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 How heavy is 12 oz of beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 a 4 year old child. multiple times if necessary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Cant even lift my spirits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Only my Lord and Saviour.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: 45 lbs for 10 repetitions. on da bench 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 55 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Only my Lord and Saviour.... Why you make me post this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Why you make me post this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I can lift over 1000 balloons. full of helium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: a 4 year old child. multiple times if necessary. reported 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift a whole pizza Gains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: reported do eet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: do eet. it been done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: it been done oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do? better hand in the stolen babys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: better hand in the stolen babys. i will not concede to the gentleman. *lifts boy* victory is mine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Phillies said: full of helium? Nah. Just regular old air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 before my shoulder got busted i think i maxed at like 120 which is nothing but it's still something. after that it's only been MAYBE 80 or 100 at most 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 i lift bitches and take them to bed all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I lift the IQ average of these entire boards! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. Are you roided up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 it to gross to say how much i can left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Are you roided up? No, I don't take steroids. Why would you ask me that question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 No reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Phillies said: 45 lbs for 10 repetitions. on da bench 40 pound dumbell, one hand, floor to overhead ten times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: 40 pound dumbell, one hand, floor to overhead ten times. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I can lift a cock to my mouth. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Fuck you, you lying sack of shit. There's a lot about me that you won't believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: There's a lot about me that you won't believe. Less than before, thanks to the Google. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: before my shoulder got busted i think i maxed at like 120 which is nothing but it's still something. after that it's only been MAYBE 80 or 100 at most thats alpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Like three cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I can lift a hundred pounds right over my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 500lbs... With my legs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I routinely pull 70 pound trashbags out of the can with one arm. It's my strong arm. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 hours ago, PurgatoryGirl said: You'll have to be the judge(s) of this. Normally, I lift and individually carry 3 heavy cases of 45-packs water, trash, recycling, and their bins. During the fall, I rake and dump our whole front yard of leaves within ~45 minutes or so. (Even after some trees were cut down last summer, we still have a lot of them). During the winter, I fling and shovel a 4-car driveway of snow ~6 feet high. That's not including having to shovel the side walk and 3 huge bus stops within 60-90 minutes. Within the last few hours to 2 weeks, I shredded 2 ginormous boxes that held a tub and a toilet, 3 sliced chunks of an old, fiber plastic bathtub, and lifted and carried God knows how many bricks to lay down for a backyard patio (take the last part up with my grandmother). Anyway, my body is fucking killing me and I dread having to shred another box with our box cutter. Yes, I'm a 30-something-year-old woman. No, I'm not He-Man and She-Ra, or The Incredible Hulk. That's impressive. Brick work sucks, I helped out the masons when they were working on my church, gah my arms were rekt after two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: I routinely pull 70 pound trashbags out of the can with one arm. It's my strong arm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ginguy said: That's impressive. Brick work sucks, I helped out the masons when they were working on my church, gah my arms were rekt after two days. I would take more Ibuprofen, but I don't feel like taking more pills. If the pain starts feeling worse again, I'll use my Lidocaine ointment that my doctor prescribed. Edited August 25, 2018 by PurgatoryGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: How do you think it got so strong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: I would take more Ibuprofen, but I don't feel like taking more pills. If the pain starts feeling really worse again, I'll use my Lidocaine ointment that my doctor prescribed. Yeah, eating a banana might help out too, the potassium is good for getting rid of the lactic acid. I need to work out more, office job has me getting soft. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 there was a time when i could deadlift 150 (maybe it was 145) i could fireman carry 160lbs. although, this one time i did manage to carry my gysgt and he was 180lbs. as far as dumbells. 45lbs each for 4 / 10 reps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurgatoryGirl Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Yeah, eating a banana might help out too, the potassium is good for getting rid of the lactic acid. I need to work out more, office job has me getting soft. Yeah, I know that feeling all too well. Originally, I was prescribed a Lidocaine ointment 5 years ago because of whiplash from a car accident. Very rarely do I use it now, however I do have it refilled on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, PurgatoryGirl said: Yeah, I know that feeling all too well. Originally, I was prescribed a Lidocaine ointment 5 years ago because of whiplash from a car accident. Very rarely do I use it now, however I do have it refilled on occasion. Did they give you any physical therapy for the whiplash? I messed up my knee from a slip and fall, I was worried I'd have to have surgery. Turns out that they gave me PT instead and I healed up for the most part. Stiff on rainy days or if I do too much walking, but otherwise I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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