Naraku4656 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 thankfully we hadn't started really getting into it yet but i threw the whole entire pack out. scared the shit out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 If she ain't on the pill. you ain't ready to drill 3 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: thankfully we hadn't started really getting into it yet but i threw the whole entire pack out. scared the shit out of me Hit that shit raw dawg and bail 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 thats kawaii 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Hey, Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 define "on me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Damn those dollar store condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 8, 2018 Author Share Posted July 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mewn said: Damn those dollar store condoms. DAMN YOU HARRIS TEETER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 welcome to parenthood. have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 could be possible but i noticed it broke and stopped before i even went in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Is this just a clever way to let everyone on here know you had sex recently? Or did a condom actually break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, JeNewBee said: Is this just a clever way to let everyone on here know you had sex recently? Or did a condom actually break? Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: thankfully we hadn't started really getting into it yet but i threw the whole entire pack out. scared the shit out of me  Edited July 9, 2018 by Still Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Your sperm probably have too much anxiety to become babby 2 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, JeNewBee said: Is this just a clever way to let everyone on here know you had sex recently? Or did a condom actually break? no, something actually broke and got me really paranoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 That's why you use 2Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 Just now, Quackers said: just pull out sell out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 condoms should be one of the few things you should buy name brand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: condoms should be one of the few things you should buy name brand it was Trojan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: thankfully we hadn't started really getting into it yet but i threw the whole entire pack out. scared the shit out of me there was no need to do that. condoms break a lot. usually just bc u have it on funny. just pull out as soon as u feel the snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: DAMN YOU HARRIS TEETER Hey I used to work at one of those. Not a bad store, but I dunno about the rubbers. Maybe you bought them too small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: it was Trojan then is was either a manufacturing defect, you put it on improperly or it wasn't the right size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: then is was either a manufacturing defect, you put it on improperly or it wasn't the right size size is fine, i put it on the same way i put the other ones on and those were fine. maybe a defect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: size is fine, i put it on the same way i put the other ones on and those were fine. maybe a defect? you could always call their customer service line you might get a refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: you could always call their customer service line you might get a refund i'll do a performance test later tonight and see if the same thing happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 5:22 PM, Naraku4656 said: thankfully we hadn't started really getting into it yet but i threw the whole entire pack out. scared the shit out of me That shouldn't surprise anyone. Every year, the material gets more flimsy and the aids clinics get a fresh batch of clients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: That shouldn't surprise anyone. Every year, the material gets more flimsy and the aids clinics get a fresh batch of clients. What year did you last put a condom on your forked penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 30 minutes ago, Nabloom said: What year did you last put a condom on your forked penis? It's economics, Bub. They can't raise the price or people will stop buying them. So, they cut back on the quality of the material. That's why aids clinics and maternity wards get more crowded every year. Besides, think of how much money Big Pharma rakes in this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Nabloom said: What year did you last put a condom on your forked penis?  Edited July 10, 2018 by 1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: It's economics, Bub. They can't raise the price or people will stop buying them. So, they cut back on the quality of the material. That's why aids clinics and maternity wards get more crowded every year. Besides, think of how much money Big Pharma rakes in this way. When was the last time you touched a condom other than while cleaning at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: When was the last time you touched a condom other than while cleaning at work? Why would that even matter? And for the record, I never touched them at work. That's what brooms are for. Edited July 10, 2018 by 1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: Why would that even matter? And for the.record, I never touched them at work. That's what brooms are for. Okay but just what decade was it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Okay but just what decade was it though. Irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 5:22 PM, Naraku4656 said: broken condom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I forget what it feels like to wear a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Did he keep going or did you make him stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: Okay but just what decade was it though. What decade was the condom he broke out of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 4 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Why would that even matter? And for the record, I never touched them at work. That's what brooms are for. But what happens when they're glued to the floor and the broom won't touch them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Witch Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 4 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: It's economics, Bub. They can't raise the price or people will stop buying them. So, they cut back on the quality of the material. That's why aids clinics and maternity wards get more crowded every year. Besides, think of how much money Big Pharma rakes in this way. There is so much stupid in this post it hurts my brain. You should know aids rates have been declining...meaning fewer people are contracting it. You should know birth rates have been declining...meaning fewer women getting pregnant/having fewer kids. You should know maternity wards have been closing...meaning we have an industry that puts profits over healthcare. You should know any man who relies solely on the woman "taking the pill" for birth control is stupid. I assume this is where Big Pharma comes in. But somehow you've come to the conclusion that the condom industry is cutting back on "quality material" because of prices? I can't wait for that to bite them in the ass when the class actions start pouring in from all the unwanted pregnancies and stds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bad_Witch said: There is so much stupid in this post it hurts my brain. You should know aids rates have been declining...meaning fewer people are contracting it. You should know birth rates have been declining...meaning fewer women getting pregnant/having fewer kids. You should know maternity wards have been closing...meaning we have an industry that puts profits over healthcare. You should know any man who relies solely on the woman "taking the pill" for birth control is stupid. I assume this is where Big Pharma comes in. But somehow you've come to the conclusion that the condom industry is cutting back on "quality material" because of prices? I can't wait for that to bite them in the ass when the class actions start pouring in from all the unwanted pregnancies and stds. So.. You're saying he's full of shit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Witch Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So.. You're saying he's full of shit? Yep. Plus I wanted him to know why he should know he's full of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 My Father sells Men's Prophylactics My Mom pokes the hole with a pin My Sister performs the abortions My gosh, how the money rolls in Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in (rolls in) Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in! (National Lampoon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 11 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Irrelevant. You're talking about a gradual decline in the quality of a product you've never used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I never had a condom break but they do come off while inside. Military hottie says thats hawt. But then u gotta wait while he puts on another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Bad_Witch said: Yep. Plus I wanted him to know why he should know he's full of it. That's too bad. He'll never figure it out no matter how many ways you explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 8 hours ago, scoobdog said: But what happens when they're glued to the floor and the broom won't touch them? They don't stay long enough to get glued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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