That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol
katt_goddess Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. 2 1
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:05 AM, That_One_Guy said: I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol Expand I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:08 AM, katt_goddess said: Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. Expand You didn't answer the question, katt.
nameraka Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 at 17 in my bedroom. very quietly as my parents were home at the time.
K_N Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. 2
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:10 AM, Zenigundam said: I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done. Expand That fucking story was 🎩🎩🎩🎩 BRO!
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:08 AM, katt_goddess said: Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. Expand That's clever!
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:11 AM, nameraka said: at 17 in my bedroom. very quietly as my parents were home at the time. Expand That's straight out of a bang bros scene lol 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:14 AM, KN said: In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. Expand Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive!
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:17 AM, That_One_Guy said: That fucking story was 🎩🎩🎩🎩 BRO! Expand Yeah and you wanna know what was playing in the background, it was Nickelback
K_N Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:20 AM, That_One_Guy said: Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive! Expand Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny. One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms.
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 The nice answer is after a house party during the summer between high school and college.
wacky1980 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops. we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear. 1
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 A bathroom at a shelter i was in, with a person also at that shelter.
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:20 AM, fuggstop said: In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window. Expand Lolol damn those stairs got your ass 2
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:23 AM, KN said: Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny. One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms. Expand Dude trust me I know all too well! Proud member of the lil dick clique! 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:37 AM, GunStarHero said: The nice answer is after a house party during the summer between high school and college. Expand What's the not nice answer
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:47 AM, wacky1980 said: so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops. we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear. Expand Bro congrats I've never made a woman cum but im mad selfish
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:23 AM, Zenigundam said: Yeah and you wanna know what was playing in the background, it was Nickelback Expand Nickelback? MORE LIKE ALPHABACK
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:48 AM, SwimModSponges said: At a baptism. Expand Srs?
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:49 AM, KimopoBotar said: A bathroom at a shelter i was in, with a person also at that shelter. Expand A homeless shelter?
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:55 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'll let you know when it happens. Expand It's already happened......in your heart.
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 2:02 AM, That_One_Guy said: A homeless shelter? Expand Yes. She wasn't what you'd picture a homeless person to look like, but we were both indeed homeless. We did get regular showers at the shelter though.
sahockeygrl15 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 In this guys apartment on a mattress on a floor and that opened up Pandora’s box................
discolé monade Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 in the bliss of 'cashmere' by LZ it was the most unforgettable 8 minutes of my life --__-- 1
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 You can tell who's lying in here and who actually got busy back in HS, but I won't say any names.
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:57 AM, That_One_Guy said: What's the not nice answer Expand There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that.
stilgar Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 2:23 AM, sahockeygrl15 said: In this guys apartment on a mattress on a floor and that opened up Pandora’s box................ Expand I didn't know your name was Pandora. 1
Naraku4656 Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 my bedroom. it was a little awkward as most first times are
Gyaos Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 In a parked van that was a 1996 Ford model. Not sure which one it was. Either way, it was during Fall, on a dirt road. I lasted 7 minutes.
CAC Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 After college in my first apartment to my ex only 7 years ago. It was ok, we had way better sex in the time after. She's the only person I've ever been with and probably the last unless I pay for it.
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 4:14 AM, garbagepailcat said: On a couch before I got on the school bus. Expand Haha wow... I wanna do that so badly with a legal age hottie. 😏
Neko Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 I was with my first dating bf. We were in his bed. I didn't finish as my little sister walked in. Mom came over later and fussed with the lady that he cheated on me with.
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 2:59 AM, GunStarHero said: There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that. Expand I'm very sorry. I hope whoever did that has his genitals maimed by dogs
Still Me Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... 1
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Which virginity? Penile or Anal? The first in my buddy's living room, bent him over the couch. The second in my bed.
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 1:14 AM, KN said: In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. Expand That's a bummer.
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 7:05 AM, Still Me said: it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... Expand Omg, this sounds like a porn plot. Lucky betch.
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 4:25 AM, Zenigundam said: Haha wow... I wanna do that so badly with a legal age hottie. 😏 Expand But you never will! Let that sink in for a moment!
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