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I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol

I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done.

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1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. 

You didn't answer the question, katt. 

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In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off.

All in all very disappointing.

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done.

That fucking story was 🎩🎩🎩🎩 BRO!

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5 minutes ago, KN said:

In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off.

All in all very disappointing.

Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive!

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In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol

The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window.

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive!

Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny.

One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms.

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so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops.

we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear.

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34 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol

The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window.

Lolol damn those stairs got your ass

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32 minutes ago, KN said:

Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny.

One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms.

Dude trust me I know all too well! Proud member of the lil dick clique!

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10 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops.

we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear.

Bro congrats I've never made a woman cum but im mad selfish

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

A homeless shelter?

Yes. She wasn't what you'd picture a homeless person to look like, but we were both indeed homeless. We did get regular showers at the shelter though. 

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55 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said:

In this guys apartment on a mattress on a floor :| and that opened up Pandora’s box................

I didn't know your name was Pandora.

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In a parked van that was a 1996 Ford model. Not sure which one it was.

Either way, it was during Fall, on a dirt road. I lasted 7 minutes.

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After college in my first apartment to my ex only 7 years ago. It was ok, we had way better sex in the time after.

She's the only person I've ever been with and probably the last unless I pay for it.

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I was with my first dating bf.  We were in his bed.  I didn't finish as my little sister walked in.  Mom came over later and fussed with the lady that he cheated on me with.

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1 hour ago, GunStarHero said:

There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that. 

I'm very sorry. I hope whoever did that has his genitals maimed by dogs

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it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... 

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15 hours ago, KN said:

In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off.

All in all very disappointing.

That's a bummer.

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9 hours ago, Still Me said:

it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... 

Omg, this sounds like a porn plot. Lucky betch.

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