That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I was drunk and high when I lost mine lol. It was on some chicks apartment floor at this party. I was 16. I also didn't wear a condom so I was fucking paranoid that I got her pregnant for like two months lol I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 i lost mine inside a vagina. thank goodness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. You didn't answer the question, katt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 at 17 in my bedroom. very quietly as my parents were home at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done. That fucking story was 🎩🎩🎩🎩 BRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. That's clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, nameraka said: at 17 in my bedroom. very quietly as my parents were home at the time. That's straight out of a bang bros scene lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, KN said: In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: That fucking story was 🎩🎩🎩🎩 BRO! Yeah and you wanna know what was playing in the background, it was Nickelback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Damn dude I'm sorry but hey props to not being able to fit in a condom. That's impressive! Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny. One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinakuno Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 My aunt's house...to my aunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The nice answer is after a house party during the summer between high school and college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops. we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 At a baptism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 A bathroom at a shelter i was in, with a person also at that shelter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 In the basement at my co-worker's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I'll let you know when it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 34 minutes ago, fuggstop said: In his bedroom. He lived on the 3rd floor. I remember making it up all the stairs and trying to hide the fact it made me breathless lol The sex was great and it didnt hurt for more than a second. My debit card and license fell out of my jeans pocket. There was no way i was going back up those stairs to get them so i just had him toss them out his window. Lolol damn those stairs got your ass 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 32 minutes ago, KN said: Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny. One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms. Dude trust me I know all too well! Proud member of the lil dick clique! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: The nice answer is after a house party during the summer between high school and college. What's the not nice answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Tweaker pad. I was 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops. we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear. Bro congrats I've never made a woman cum but im mad selfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 35 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah and you wanna know what was playing in the background, it was Nickelback Nickelback? MORE LIKE ALPHABACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: At a baptism. Srs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: A bathroom at a shelter i was in, with a person also at that shelter. A homeless shelter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'll let you know when it happens. It's already happened......in your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: A homeless shelter? Yes. She wasn't what you'd picture a homeless person to look like, but we were both indeed homeless. We did get regular showers at the shelter though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 When I put my penis in a vagina. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 In this guys apartment on a mattress on a floor and that opened up Pandora’s box................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 in the bliss of 'cashmere' by LZ it was the most unforgettable 8 minutes of my life --__-- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 At the grocery store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 You can tell who's lying in here and who actually got busy back in HS, but I won't say any names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 58 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: What's the not nice answer There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 55 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: In this guys apartment on a mattress on a floor and that opened up Pandora’s box................ I didn't know your name was Pandora. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 my bedroom. it was a little awkward as most first times are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 In a parked van that was a 1996 Ford model. Not sure which one it was. Either way, it was during Fall, on a dirt road. I lasted 7 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 After college in my first apartment to my ex only 7 years ago. It was ok, we had way better sex in the time after. She's the only person I've ever been with and probably the last unless I pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 On a couch before I got on the school bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: On a couch before I got on the school bus. Haha wow... I wanna do that so badly with a legal age hottie. 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I was with my first dating bf. We were in his bed. I didn't finish as my little sister walked in. Mom came over later and fussed with the lady that he cheated on me with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: There was a different, non-consensual incident prior to. I'll leave it at that. I'm very sorry. I hope whoever did that has his genitals maimed by dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Which virginity? Penile or Anal? The first in my buddy's living room, bent him over the couch. The second in my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 15 hours ago, KN said: In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing. That's a bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Still Me said: it was at a week getaway....i skipped my senior prom...he was a volunteer fireman and their was this parade or some shit he had to be in....so we spent most of the time at the hotel...but side note....the fireman have the BEST booze....the cops have the BEST weed, ...and the EMTs are ones who get drunk first and do stupid shit....oh and the sex was ok.... Omg, this sounds like a porn plot. Lucky betch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Haha wow... I wanna do that so badly with a legal age hottie. 😏 But you never will! Let that sink in for a moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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