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I was 15, but I was actually scared to do it again until I was 17, and that was with the neighborhood runner with a few other dudes a few times (gross, I know......I wasn't last, but I also wasn't first....ever).......Everyone knew who I knocked down in highschool, and it was an accomplishment because she was arguably the hottest chick in school.......But in reality it was a complete awkward failure that only she and I (and hell, probably everyone she told.....I mean I played it up like I smashed that shit but I'm sure she told her friends I was rattling around until I popped in and it was over :() knew about.

 

 

 

 

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  On 1/21/2017 at 10:16 PM, JeNewBee said:

Haven't

 

I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s

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  On 1/21/2017 at 10:20 PM, Cyberbully360 said:

I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s

 

 

Maybe we need to do something similar to what we did with sponges

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Sophomore year of HS. Forgot if I was 15 or 16 at the time, but all I remember is that I fucked one of those Mexican scene chicks who wear a fjck ton of make-up and hair dye. She was tight tho.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 10:29 PM, fuggpop said:

Damn

 

Yeah but since I'm only 27 I have a while to wait, gf is a little pissed about it.....

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  On 1/21/2017 at 10:40 PM, CAC said:

Yeah but since I'm only 27 I have a while to wait, gf is a little pissed about it.....

 

Something doesn't add up....Having a girlfriend and not having sex at 27 means you're either gay or she is.

 

Assuming you're not both gay.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 10:45 PM, NaBernie666 said:

Idk right away

 

Again...You're hard to read outside of PMs and I don't have a real respose to this.......Off topic, we battling later?

 

Sunday especially, because the way things look I may be detoxing Sunday night and the DTs are real......Need something to occuy that time.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:00 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

20. I wanted to save it until i got married. I know, dumb. I wasn't ready. It wasn't really wanted. I layed there thinking about a steak i was going to make for dinner.

 

Well, that's depressing.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:00 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

20. I wanted to save it until i got married. I know, dumb. I wasn't ready. It wasn't really wanted. I layed there thinking about a steak i was going to make for dinner.

 

Did you tell the guy that?

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:05 PM, Zenigundam said:

Unreal... How come everybody lost their virginity, but I didn't?

 

it's a conspiracy  : o

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:02 PM, Leon said:

Did you tell the guy that?

i got suckered into the whole "if you love me, you'll do this" thing. he alienated me from my family and friends and i moved to a whole different state with him.

 

it was an abusive relationship. if i had refused he would have left me stranded in the middle of no where.

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Hasn't happened yet.

 

All throughout my teens I was unpopular, was really shy, and had low self esteem, so I basically didn't even try. When I started college, I was still really shy and didn't do anything social, but I did ask out a few girls, but they either said no or shit happened. And that's the story for the majority of women I've asked out. There was one woman a mutual friend set me up with, but I wasn't physically attracted to her, and I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:07 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

i got suckered into the whole "if you love me, you'll do this" thing. he alienated me from my family and friends and i moved to a whole different state with him.

 

it was an abusive relationship. if i had refused he would have left me stranded in the middle of no where.

 

That's pretty fucked up.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:07 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to.

 

Did you try getting drunk?

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:10 PM, Leon said:

That's pretty fucked up.

The crazy thing is he tried to trap me. He poked a hole in the condom. You usually hear about women doing that.

 

What really made me leave is he punched me in the mouth so bad my piercings went through my lip. He's dead now. I didn't kill him, but he passed away.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:13 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

The crazy thing is he tried to trap me. He poked a hole in the condom. You usually hear about women doing that.

 

What really made me leave is he punched me in the mouth so bad my piercings went through my lip. He's dead now. I didn't kill him, but he passed away.

 

good....one less piece of human garbage...

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:13 PM, Zenigundam said:

 

I've had plenty, just trying to preserve my goods.

 

You can just say your butthole.

 

I mean, I can believe that you've been the object of a lot of old, desperate gay guys' affection.

 

I'm willing to throw you that bone, at least.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:17 PM, stilgar said:

Well, at least you don't have to worry about him coming into your life again.

 

Or anyone else's.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:07 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Hasn't happened yet.

 

All throughout my teens I was unpopular, was really shy, and had low self esteem, so I basically didn't even try. When I started college, I was still really shy and didn't do anything social, but I did ask out a few girls, but they either said no or shit happened. And that's the story for the majority of women I've asked out. There was one woman a mutual friend set me up with, but I wasn't physically attracted to her, and I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to.

 

This sounds a lot like Ghostie......I mean it's not ideal, but the last thing you want to do is meet that person you're attracted to and have no experice so you fail miseably......Everyone should get a little practice in before attempting to go for the gold.

 

At your age, you should definitely bang a chick you have no attachment to first before you fuck it up when you meet the one.....Or Cuck....I guess that's cool too.

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I was 22. Did it in an SUV on a lonely gravel road with someone I went to middle school with.

 

I didn't last ten minutes. It was the first and only time I had sex. Wasn't bad, but it was slightly embarrassing.

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  On 1/21/2017 at 11:18 PM, Leon said:

You can just say your butthole.

 

I mean, I can believe that you've been the object of a lot of old, desperate gay guys' affection.

 

I'm willing to throw you that bone, at least.

 

So, viper was lying when he said he penetrated zeni's butthole.

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I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but I couldn't help it...was reading all that and going "well, at least he didn't hit her" .... '>.>

 

i'm surprised you're not a more violent person, Boo....

 

 

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