André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I was 15, but I was actually scared to do it again until I was 17, and that was with the neighborhood runner with a few other dudes a few times (gross, I know......I wasn't last, but I also wasn't first....ever).......Everyone knew who I knocked down in highschool, and it was an accomplishment because she was arguably the hottest chick in school.......But in reality it was a complete awkward failure that only she and I (and hell, probably everyone she told.....I mean I played it up like I smashed that shit but I'm sure she told her friends I was rattling around until I popped in and it was over ) knew about.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I think I was about 17 or 18, we were in my room and she was on top. I just laid back and put my hands behind my head and enjoyed it
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Haven't I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I don't understand this.....Even if you're a chud, and I'm not saying you are, I have no idea how anyone misses that experimental period when you're young........I mean I've had some serious dry spells after the fact, but I thought almost everyone got at least one in their teens/early 20s Maybe we need to do something similar to what we did with sponges
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 And look how awesome he turned out Maybe we need to do something similar to what we did with sponges
Skiles Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 13, in middle school. Don't care to give the details, but it was an interesting experience.
Rumb0 Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Sophomore year of HS. Forgot if I was 15 or 16 at the time, but all I remember is that I fucked one of those Mexican scene chicks who wear a fjck ton of make-up and hair dye. She was tight tho.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 What's wrong with how sponges turned out?
Top Gun Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 When is the heat death of the universe projected for? The day after that.
CAC Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Damn Yeah but since I'm only 27 I have a while to wait, gf is a little pissed about it.....
SwimModSponges Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Many things, but mostly the pornographic parts of my fanfiction.
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 25 Hope that's how it is for my daughter....I hope to be dead by then.
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 What's wrong with how sponges turned out? Nothing. Hes awesome!
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Yeah but since I'm only 27 I have a while to wait, gf is a little pissed about it..... Something doesn't add up....Having a girlfriend and not having sex at 27 means you're either gay or she is. Assuming you're not both gay.
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Idk right away Again...You're hard to read outside of PMs and I don't have a real respose to this.......Off topic, we battling later? Sunday especially, because the way things look I may be detoxing Sunday night and the DTs are real......Need something to occuy that time.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 20. I wanted to save it until i got married. I know, dumb. I wasn't ready. It wasn't really wanted. I layed there thinking about a steak i was going to make for dinner.
MegaNaraku Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Age 15 in an RV with my "girlfriend" at the time. She smelled bad and it wasn't worth it. It was an annoying experience then
stilgar Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 20. I wanted to save it until i got married. I know, dumb. I wasn't ready. It wasn't really wanted. I layed there thinking about a steak i was going to make for dinner. Well, that's depressing.
Leon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 20. I wanted to save it until i got married. I know, dumb. I wasn't ready. It wasn't really wanted. I layed there thinking about a steak i was going to make for dinner. Did you tell the guy that?
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Unreal... How come everybody lost their virginity, but I didn't?
Mix Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Unreal... How come everybody lost their virginity, but I didn't? it's a conspiracy : o
Still Me Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 one major key component....we all had someone who wanted to fuck us....keep trying tho....don't wanna be 40 when you lose it cause that's just sad
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Did you tell the guy that? i got suckered into the whole "if you love me, you'll do this" thing. he alienated me from my family and friends and i moved to a whole different state with him. it was an abusive relationship. if i had refused he would have left me stranded in the middle of no where.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Hasn't happened yet. All throughout my teens I was unpopular, was really shy, and had low self esteem, so I basically didn't even try. When I started college, I was still really shy and didn't do anything social, but I did ask out a few girls, but they either said no or shit happened. And that's the story for the majority of women I've asked out. There was one woman a mutual friend set me up with, but I wasn't physically attracted to her, and I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to.
Leon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 i got suckered into the whole "if you love me, you'll do this" thing. he alienated me from my family and friends and i moved to a whole different state with him. it was an abusive relationship. if i had refused he would have left me stranded in the middle of no where. That's pretty fucked up.
Leon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to. Did you try getting drunk?
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 one major key component....we all had someone who wanted to fuck us.... I've had plenty, just trying to preserve my goods.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 That's pretty fucked up. The crazy thing is he tried to trap me. He poked a hole in the condom. You usually hear about women doing that. What really made me leave is he punched me in the mouth so bad my piercings went through my lip. He's dead now. I didn't kill him, but he passed away.
Still Me Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 The crazy thing is he tried to trap me. He poked a hole in the condom. You usually hear about women doing that. What really made me leave is he punched me in the mouth so bad my piercings went through my lip. He's dead now. I didn't kill him, but he passed away. good....one less piece of human garbage...
stilgar Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Well, at least you don't have to worry about him coming into your life again.
Leon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I've had plenty, just trying to preserve my goods. You can just say your butthole. I mean, I can believe that you've been the object of a lot of old, desperate gay guys' affection. I'm willing to throw you that bone, at least.
Leon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Well, at least you don't have to worry about him coming into your life again. Or anyone else's.
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Hasn't happened yet. All throughout my teens I was unpopular, was really shy, and had low self esteem, so I basically didn't even try. When I started college, I was still really shy and didn't do anything social, but I did ask out a few girls, but they either said no or shit happened. And that's the story for the majority of women I've asked out. There was one woman a mutual friend set me up with, but I wasn't physically attracted to her, and I wasn't ready to be with someone I wasn't physically attracted to. This sounds a lot like Ghostie......I mean it's not ideal, but the last thing you want to do is meet that person you're attracted to and have no experice so you fail miseably......Everyone should get a little practice in before attempting to go for the gold. At your age, you should definitely bang a chick you have no attachment to first before you fuck it up when you meet the one.....Or Cuck....I guess that's cool too.
Gyaos Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I was 22. Did it in an SUV on a lonely gravel road with someone I went to middle school with. I didn't last ten minutes. It was the first and only time I had sex. Wasn't bad, but it was slightly embarrassing.
stilgar Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 You can just say your butthole. I mean, I can believe that you've been the object of a lot of old, desperate gay guys' affection. I'm willing to throw you that bone, at least. So, viper was lying when he said he penetrated zeni's butthole.
Mix Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but I couldn't help it...was reading all that and going "well, at least he didn't hit her" .... '>.> i'm surprised you're not a more violent person, Boo....
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