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Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

#gympic #hellyeah #poser #haha #hops #cookies

 

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All these years of friendship and you're secretly Peter Pan in disguise

I don't know if I'll ever recover from this bomb

 

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Guest The Hound
Posted
8 hours ago, Mix said:

#gympic #hellyeah #poser #haha #hops #cookies

 

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Im surprised

Guest The Hound
Posted
On 5/28/2018 at 5:07 PM, bnmjy said:

K, imma pm you fugg's nips. Hold on.

This is where is all started

Guest The Hound
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Off today. Baking myself out. 20180531_112522.thumb.jpg.0fedcbdff5f7a5761405bf66cb88851b.jpg

Posted
1 hour ago, Nabloom said:

Oh no, zeni really does work at a school 

Looks more like he's still in school himself, just held back a couple years...

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Posted

We have to hope he's just at a cousin's graduation or something bc those are definitely the jail bricks they build all public schools out of. Don't tell me if that background is in his other pics, I don't want to know.

I literally can not believe that zeni works at high school, so I'm just going to process it as a funny joke

Posted
3 minutes ago, mthor said:

Where are the numbers that you're supposed to be holding?

Funny because I happen to be a vigilante who saves hot women from creeps and criminals, but I'm so humble that my efforts are always unrecognized. 🏅🏅🏅

Posted

This thread is going exactly how I wanted it to.  I've never seen a "post your pic" thread DF'd that wasn't marked NSFW, but this might be the first.

It also may be the first pinned FFA thread to make it to DF.  Many milestones are being made here.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Nice pic, Mix but that photo looks like it was taken in 1998.

If it was any clearer you would be able to see the stunt wire holding me up....that's no fun

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Posted (edited)

I really like this pic. I forgot how much i lounge around in no clothes.

My neighbor likes to look in my windows. I give her nosey ass something to look at. 

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apparently I moved my phone just enough while taking this picture that it made my left knee cap look non existent

anywhoo this is me

Thanks to modern technology I'm able to live a pretty normal life just consisting of legs and all

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Posted
2 hours ago, molarbear said:

apparently I moved my phone just enough while taking this picture that it made my left knee cap look non existent

anywhoo this is me

Thanks to modern technology I'm able to live a pretty normal life just consisting of legs and all

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Omg hi cutie...a/s/l?

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, molarbear said:

apparently I moved my phone just enough while taking this picture that it made my left knee cap look non existent

anywhoo this is me

Thanks to modern technology I'm able to live a pretty normal life just consisting of legs and all

legs.jpg

now you've gone and done it.....foot pics....foot pics as far as the eye can see

Posted
5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Bit old for your taste, though, eh? 

I try to stay within legal bounds. 16 is the age of consent in NJ, but I always post 18 on here because I know that all states and opinions aren't created equally. 💔...💪🏋️‍♂️🐻

Posted
3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I try to stay within legal bounds. 16 is the age of consent in NJ, but I always post 18 on here because I know that all states and opinions aren't created equally. 💔...💪🏋️‍♂️🐻

At this point, I'm just curious why you've decided to pigeonhole yourself into this alpha-beta shtick. Perhaps some truth to it after all? 

Posted
1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

At this point, I'm just curious why you've decided to pigeonhole yourself into this alpha-beta shtick. Perhaps some truth to it after all? 

Everybody knows about alphas and betas. This isn't some forgotten legend, alphas make out with the cute, albeit promiscuous, cuties at their jobs but retain employment status, and betas fetch the coffee and dream about overtaking the alphas, but mostly via the internet. 💪🐻🐃

Posted

I think it's because zeni hasn't found anyone's else's shtick to steal. And I am pretty sure he eliminated westpark in order to steal it. 

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Posted
Just now, Zenigundam said:

Everybody knows about alphas and betas. This isn't some forgotten legend, alphas make out with the cute, albeit promiscuous, cuties at their jobs but retain employment status, and betas fetch the coffee and dream about overtaking the alphas, but mostly via the internet. 💪🐻🐃

You're going to make some man very happy one day, Zeni. 

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Posted
Just now, stilgar said:

I think it's because zeni hasn't found anyone's else's shtick to steal. And I am pretty sure he eliminated westpark in order to steal it. 

Starting to think he's projecting his fantasies of a masculine, alpha-male lover. 

 

 

You know, like a Chad. 


To fuck him. 



In the asshole. 

Posted
8 hours ago, stilgar said:

I think it's because zeni hasn't found anyone's else's shtick to steal. And I am pretty sure he eliminated westpark in order to steal it. 

Well see, he did something good.

Posted
8 hours ago, stilgar said:

I think it's because zeni hasn't found anyone's else's shtick to steal. And I am pretty sure he eliminated westpark in order to steal it. 

I

fucking 

knew

it.

Posted

A shutout to all the young, but legal, cuties out there. I'm in my room. Shirtless. And I wanna wrap you in my mussssssclleeesssss. 😦🐶💏💪🕵️‍♂️

 

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I wanna wrap you in my moooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssss. 😦🐶💏💪🕵️‍♂️

 

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O.o

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