André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He's in the hospital, and needs your support......He told me to have our frands send him good vibes. The funniest part.....IT'S AN ASS PROBLEM. Fusilli Jerry comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 dam i was wondering what happend to him. sending him much love his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Sending him panda vibes, get well soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Wow, RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The top replies arent AHAHA I BET HES THE GUY IN ONE GUY ONE JAR! Im disappoint. Its a really funny story though. Grade 4 External Piles with Thrombus is the fancy term to say so I dont sound gross. The other way of saying it is, i had really fucking bad stress induced hemorrhoids with burst blood vessels. The procedure is done, but I went under the knife... FOR MY ASS! Tons of pain, but since knowing my comically addictive personality, I chose not to take opioids. In good news, maybe im going to specialize in proctology now! I always hear that docs usually specialize in things they have a personal vendetta with. And right now... Its my very own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You are getting deported in 2 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You are getting deported in 2 days. He's getting deported back into the US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 dicks out, eh? are we breaking in dat fresh new ass or ...? so i guess i need to know today's color, in case we go thru with this op gauntlet that's been thrown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He's getting deported back into the US NO! GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The top replies arent AHAHA I BET HES THE GUY IN ONE GUY ONE JAR! Im disappoint. Its a really funny story though. Grade 4 External Piles with Thrombus is the fancy term to say so I dont sound gross. The other way of saying it is, i had really fucking bad stress induced hemorrhoids with burst blood vessels. The procedure is done, but I went under the knife... FOR MY ASS! Tons of pain, but since knowing my comically addictive personality, I chose not to take opioids. In good news, maybe im going to specialize in proctology now! I always hear that docs usually specialize in things they have a personal vendetta with. And right now... Its my very own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 NO! GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! But we have a great party lined up for Friday, monster trucks, 3 doors down will be headlining. Some protest maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The top replies arent AHAHA I BET HES THE GUY IN ONE GUY ONE JAR! Im disappoint. Its a really funny story though. Grade 4 External Piles with Thrombus is the fancy term to say so I dont sound gross. The other way of saying it is, i had really fucking bad stress induced hemorrhoids with burst blood vessels. The procedure is done, but I went under the knife... FOR MY ASS! Tons of pain, but since knowing my comically addictive personality, I chose not to take opioids. In good news, maybe im going to specialize in proctology now! I always hear that docs usually specialize in things they have a personal vendetta with. And right now... Its my very own ass. i was thinking maybe you got gang banged by 5 guys happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Honestly the worst part right now isnt the pain as much as the nausea caused by all the antibiotics i gotta take. The ass is a dirty place, so I gotta take even more than for an external surgery. It was cray tho. One second im getting my lumbar sprayed with alcohol for the anesthesia talking to a guy about how nice the room is, next its 4 hours later. As far as I know, I could have been killed and replaced with a person with the same memories as me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 But we have a great party lined up for Friday, monster trucks, 3 doors down will be headlining. Some protest maybe My biggest hope for Nobama Dayis for absolutely nothing interesting to happen. That its a normal, if not boring event. No buttmad libtards rioting. No problems at all. At this point everyone expects it to be some sort of bad that I think it would usurp expectations more if absolutely nothing happens and it goes off without a hitch. That would be funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 i was thinking maybe you got gang banged by 5 guys happy? Thank you. At least SOMEONE thinks the worst of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda_Kabob Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Hope your butthole gets better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 for some reason the moment I saw that picture of Pandaka not looking at all like his usual exuberant self, and in just down right aspca Sarah Mclachlan "eyes of the angel" commerical mode...I heard the song in my head and the voice saying "won't you help this poor abused lad for just 60 cents a day" > in all seriousness though, get well soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 My biggest hope for Nobama Dayis for absolutely nothing interesting to happen. That its a normal, if not boring event. No buttmad libtards rioting. No problems at all. At this point everyone expects it to be some sort of bad that I think it would usurp expectations more if absolutely nothing happens and it goes off without a hitch. That would be funnier. Which I expect will happen, people will just be there out of curiosity alot of make America great again and we are done. Look for cnn and the media to try and turn every little thing into something negative haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 One second im getting my lumbar sprayed with alcohol for the anesthesia talking to a guy about how nice the room is, next its 4 hours later. As far as I know, I could have been killed and replaced with a person with the same memories as me! That's how it was for me when I got my toe removed......The sleepy juice guy was like "what kinda music would you like us to put on" and I was like "anything from the Nintendo, SNES era" and that was the last thing I remember until I woke up. And while I could have been replaced by someone else, I was hoping to wake up in a Luke Cage vat and be all strong and bulletproof and shit. I wonder while I was out did they do anything to my junk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 So, that's how you hurt your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 for some reason the moment I saw that picture of Pandaka not looking at all like his usual exuberant self, and in just down right aspca Sarah Mclachlan "eyes of the angel" commerical mode...I heard the song in my head and the voice saying "won't you help this poor abused lad for just 60 cents a day" > in all seriousness though, get well soon... brilliant! we could add a part where we grab more sympathy when sarah mentions duerte and gangbangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Prayers, dude. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ASS TROUBLES AIN'T FUN ... or are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Fuck that guy I hope his asshole falls out <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The top replies arent AHAHA I BET HES THE GUY IN ONE GUY ONE JAR! Im disappoint. Its a really funny story though. Grade 4 External Piles with Thrombus is the fancy term to say so I dont sound gross. The other way of saying it is, i had really fucking bad stress induced hemorrhoids with burst blood vessels. The procedure is done, but I went under the knife... FOR MY ASS! Tons of pain, but since knowing my comically addictive personality, I chose not to take opioids. In good news, maybe im going to specialize in proctology now! I always hear that docs usually specialize in things they have a personal vendetta with. And right now... Its my very own ass. May your ass get better. What is with you guys and your asses? I think Nab and Sponges had ass issues too. Now I want to call you the Ass Trio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 Yeah, Sponges did but I'm unclear on Nab's issue.....I think he was just trolling. I seem to remember him saying that, but that too may have been a troll.....He's hard to read unless you talk to him directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 May your ass get better. What is with you guys and your asses? I think Nab and Sponges had ass issues too. Now I want to call you the Ass Trio. The ass trio starring: Wormy, Burnie and Oozy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The ass trio starring: Wormy, Burnie and Oozy! Yesssss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 NO! GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Little late for that response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Sorry about your ass pandaka, no more buttsex for you! Get well soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Good luck on the road to recovery, Pandaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I just now noticed this but your sig and the talk about panda being in the hospital for ass issues it seems very wrong but slightly amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Get well AS per OP I will wave my dick around in front of my screen if it helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Colitis is no laughing matter. It landed me in the hospital, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumb0 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Hope it does not hurt to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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